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Rolle-sensei

EL PRESIDENTE

"Highly unprofessional glorious leader"

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Status Updates posted by Rolle

  1. Rolle

    Rolle

    SoundCloud doesn't offer sorting of search results or user submitted tracks in any meaningful way, so I created this little tool to find most popular tracks submitted by uploader of your choice. Maybe someone will find it useful :) 

    Check for example user "breakbot", great tunes.

    https://rolle.cf/soundcloud/

    1. LouieRP

      LouieRP

      Good shit Rolle I will use this in future. 

    2. Brady

      Brady

      r u trying to hack me

    3. BorisRP

      BorisRP

      oh 

      Bildresultat för borat great succes gif

  2. Rolle

    Rolle

    I as the owner of this fine establishment refuse to point Hebi for calling me and Staggs (my accomplice) a cunt for changing his profile. This is due - yes, you guessed it - staff bias. Everyone else posting such things are subject to warning points.

    This official statement has been brought to you by Rolle Tax Enterprises Inc.

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    2. Shane Is Dead

      Shane Is Dead

      cute

    3. UndeadRP

      UndeadRP

      Fuck but its such a fun word.

    4. Keira

      Keira

      I thought cunt was acceptable in Europe and stuff :(

    5. Rolle

      Rolle

      It is, we even have it in the rules!

    6. BorisRP

      BorisRP

      Bildresultat för thinking emoji

    7. Keira

      Keira

      It is acceptable... or it isnt? Confusion has intensified.

    8. Squillium

      Squillium

      Can I go to people’s profiles and offer to eat their ass? Is there any jurisdiction on this? WHAT ARE MY LIMITS?!?!

    9. Rolle

      Rolle

      It's not acceptable. You may only use status updates to post how good DayZRP is and how happy you are by being a member here.

    10. BorisRP

      BorisRP

      Bildresultat för but were not gif

    11. Squillium

      Squillium

      “Praise be to our Polish God-King, may his Pierogi’s be good and may his border with Germany be forever strong”

    12. Elmo

      Elmo

      5a8f1c7694b90_giphy(15).gif.ff0891336a13bc819b367ffc6a7590f6.gif

    13. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      There is a gif i could put but dunno if it would be taken the wrong way

    14. Elmo

      Elmo

      @Voodoo careful now, don't wanna get points for jokes

    15. Rolle

      Rolle

      Very careful now, Rolle is having another episode

    16. UndeadRP

      UndeadRP

      I take jofferys terminology. He's a bear and sometimes he growls at you. Completely reasonable, just don't be dusty.

    17. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      But points make prizes dont they?

    18. Rolle

      Rolle

      Yes, at 30 points you get to see an exclusive funny video, only for the people who win! :D 

    19. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      If its the team fortress one ive seen it before xD

    20. Rolle

      Rolle

      I switched to a new one :D 

    21. Chris

      Chris

      Didn't Papa have a pretty funny custom banned video?  Get dat.

  3. Rolle

    • Rolle
    •   
    • Hebi Kotei

    Very nice profile, you now qualify for promotion.

    1. Lyca

      Lyca

      Niiiiice :D

  4. Rolle

    Rolle

    DO WANT

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    1. Zilly

      And im stuck tethering with my phone in a 2-3 bar area. 

      Can i move in with you, Rolle?

    2. BorisRP

      BorisRP

      Hmmm:o

    3. Lad

      Lad

      yeeah sure i'll download this anime ser- oh no wait done that.

      i'll just download tropic-oh no wait just downloaded the entire series

      rolle y tho

  5. Rolle

    Rolle

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    1. Ender

      Ender

      Man... And it aint even march yet. 

    2. Buddy

      Buddy

      Hold on, I've got this

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    3. Karma

      Karma

      Image result for charizard gif lighting bush on fire

    4. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      tbh should've waited to post the report and rule 4 till march 1st for the anniversary

    5. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      :( ...

    6. Ender

      Ender

      I mean I heard rumors of an aniversary tendie wave happening march 1st. @Nihoolious. cant wait to see if that comes true or not

    7. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      if thats the case i'll be sure to request a perm and then get bored and change my mind a week later

    8. Mexi

      Mexi

      I highly doubt anyone that would do that would tell you shit, Ender. Nothing is happening.

    9. Oliv

      Oliv

      I expect a staff application again nihoo, it's been too long bb

    10. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      I'd love to when beta hits but I'm not sure if Roland wants me back

    11. Rolle

      Rolle

      Didn't I kick you from staff? :D 

    12. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      Yes but you know you love me

    13. WesternRP

      WesternRP

      :ph34r:

  6. Rolle

    Rolle

    We have fun around here.

    1. Josei

      Josei

    2. RogueSolace

      RogueSolace

      we do :)

    3. Lyca

      Lyca

      I want a cute name too!!!

    4. Elmo

      Elmo

      Image result for fun should be outlawed

    5. Oliv

      Oliv

      Elmo, with that no fun allowed

  7. Rolle

    Rolle

    IT'S OVER 4000!!!

    1. DustyRP

      DustyRP

      rigged

    2. Lyca

      Lyca

      *jealous because she wants an anime thingy in her name on her profile* :( 

    3. Rolle

      Rolle

      ZLNpr75.jpg

    4. DustyRP

      DustyRP

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    5. Strawberry

      Strawberry

      @Lyca you know what to do ;)

  8. Rolle

    Rolle

    I've started playing EVE online again, now I won't get anything done around here. RIP.

    1. Brady

      Brady

      Did you get anything done before? smh staff doesnt do shit

    2. Mass

      Mass

      Takes DayZRP donations, buys Revenant.

      >:D

    3. Josei

      Josei

      DON'T ABANDON US 

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    4. Brayces

      Brayces

    5. Samaritan

      Samaritan

      I have one of those pleks thingy's left, can I exchange it for a months playtime? Had to start from scratch though so me have no money.

    6. Oliv

      Oliv

      Is this why you're too busy to implement the tool ideas I had?

    7. Rolle

      Rolle

      @Mass Nyx for me, thank you very much :D

      @Samaritan They added free to play, so you can play even without PLEX, you're just restricted to 5M SP and basic ships / skills. PLEX still gives you 1 month game time, although 1 old PLEX has been split into 500 new PLEXes. 1 month of Omega subscription (gives access to everything) is 500 PLEX.

      @Brayces Soon™ Shhhh!

      @Oliv Yes, sorry dad.

    8. Aiko

      Aiko

      Rolle....you can play games after you do the tool idea Oliv had. Along with other things...bad Community Owner!

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    9. BorisRP

      BorisRP

      Wow after everything we been true

  9. Rolle

    • Rolle
    •   
    • Dino

    Gratz on being the first to reach the top rank for a play streak! :) 

    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      Time to DDOS him

    2. Brayces

      Brayces

      D-Dino, are you okay? Do you need help? Is Rolle keeping you locked up somewhere and forcing you to play long hours on the server? :P

      But in all seriousness, congrats!!

    3. Elmo

      Elmo

      Pumping DayZRP into his eyes like a clockwork orange

    4. Laski

      Laski

      Probably need some sort of Rehab. Dudes clearly taking some narcotics to touch DayZ for that long day after day

    5. Shane Is Dead

      Shane Is Dead

      my condolences

    6. Dino

      Dino

      G-Guys?... It's been so long since I've seen anyone else, help....

      Thanks though :D

      Next step: Get a life :P 

    7. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      *Pats Dinosaur on the head*

      Hope you get well soon buddy

    8. Harvey

      Harvey

      My strange addiction.

    9. Dino

      Dino

      Who needs drugs when you've dayz, amiright?

    10. Shane Is Dead

      Shane Is Dead

      wrong

  10. Rolle

    Rolle

    New profile song candidate

    :D 

    1. BorisRP

      BorisRP

      Nah it s not that super good

  11. Rolle

    • Rolle
    •   
    • Hebi Kotei

    I approve of this profile.

    1. Hebi Kotei

      Hebi Kotei

      ありがとう

  12. Rolle

    Rolle

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    It's time, finally Friday! :D 

    1. Brayces

      Brayces

      Drink, drink, drink! Woo!!

    2. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      why is it the same color as listerine

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  13. Rolle

    • Rolle
    •   
    • Buddy

    Staff when?

    1. Mischief

      Mischief

      he's hunting u for when beta hits 

    2. Elmo

      Elmo

      Hopefully never, I like Buddy when he's happy

    3. Major

      Major

      #Buddy4Admin

    4. Chief

      Chief

      Never. Don't join staff.

    5. Buddy

      Buddy

      Oh, I-um... uh.... need toooo... go ask my mom first.. yeah that's it :ph34r:

      Really though, I'm basically a CH on steroids already and have my own bad ass squad to boot! You don't like me where I am?? Your valued ★ Member of the Year ★ ?

      convince me...

    6. Ender

      Ender

      Remember his proposition. All you gotta do is change support back to CommunityHelper 

  14. Rolle

    Rolle

    My sides 😂

     

    1. KyleRP

      Love it how this guy is so gullible and actually believes that

      1) they can actually be assed making a Xbox version.

      2) the control scheme won't be shit

      3) that they will release a port for Xbox AND PS4 when they can't even make the game on PC.

      Truly a big mey-mey to be laughed at.

      Image result for tom cruise gif

    2. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      Coming to Xbox in 2082... DayZ. 

      Spend $60 for the limited edition meme version and a beta code for DayZ 2.0 coming in 2199

    3. Rolle

      Rolle

      I replied

       

    4. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      You sir deserve my beanz and a twitter like

    5. Zero

      Zero

      Miscreated is pretty good tbh.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

  15. Rolle

    Rolle

    Inb4 all these "NameRP" people get their original names taken by newcomers.

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    2. WesternRP

      WesternRP

      Please Rolle no. 

      Yes Jim 

    3. Aiko

      Aiko

      OMG YES ROLLE!

      WesterRP-kun!

      JimRP-KUN!

    4. JimRP

      JimRP

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    5. Aiko

      Aiko

      Sure AikoRP-Senpai!

      RolleRP-Senpai!

    6. Ark

      Ark

      Oh god no......

    7. Rolle

      Rolle

      Needs more DESU

    8. JimRP

      JimRP

    9. Rolle

      Rolle

      Your status updates have been suspended, thank you for participating.

    10. JimRP

      JimRP

      I'm sorry dad.

    11. Rolle

      Rolle

      That's ok, I forgive you.

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    12. Aiko

      Aiko

      giphy.webp

    13. Ark

      Ark

      It’s time to stop.

    14. Empress Julia

      Empress Julia

      No it's time to ramp it up.

    15. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      This is cancer.

    16. JimRP

      JimRP

      @Stagsview STAGSRP

       

    17. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      @JimRP StagsviewRP. Please learn English.

    18. JimRP

      JimRP

      @Stagsview JUST DO IT

    19. Taryn

      Taryn

      I thought I was having a nightmare. Turns out I'm awake. This is the great RP-weeb war. I dont think I'm ready. 

    20. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      Fuck weebs. Kill them and gas them.

    21. BorisRP

      BorisRP

      wtf is going on

  16. Rolle

    Rolle

    Persistence has been wiped

    1. Elmo

      Elmo

      Monster

    2. Jonal
  17. Rolle

    • Rolle
    •   
    • ExoticRP

    Stop hacking.

    1. Pep

      Pep

      Rolle, I appreciate you stepping in as the most active and productive member of this community to support our troops overseas and to stop the internet harassment and illegal activities done by this individual.   o7

    2. ExoticRP
  18. Rolle

    Rolle

    Slack is down, no staff work! :D

    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      Are you implying you do any staff work when the slack is up? :ph34r:

    2. Rolle

      Rolle

      Rude.

    3. Santa

      Santa

      hehehehe

    4. Spartan

      Spartan

      :trolle:

    5. Elmo

      Elmo

      Nothing's changed

    6. Chewy

      Chewy

      Discord.

    7. Hebee

      Hebee

      Time to change to discord sounds like @Chewy is right.

    8. Santa

      Santa

      discord goes down so much more

    9. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      Go back to skype I guess, keep spamming that video call button mid conversation :trolle:

    10. Ark

      Ark

      Skype was the best staff chat :(

  19. Rolle

    • Rolle
    •   
    • Shane Is Dead

    Finally, jeez

    1. Shane Is Dead

      Shane Is Dead

      :o 

    2. Pep
    3. Dom

      Dom

      Fucking scum with banter connections amirite

    4. Rolle

      Rolle

      ;)

  20. Rolle

    Rolle

    Planned best new years eve in years, paid close to 600€ for everything, top restaurant in town and VIP party entrance afterwards, everything planned to last minute for the best evening ever for me and missus. Our daughter gets 40*C+ fever today, no way we're gonna leave her with the planned babysitter like this. Here I am getting drunk at home while missus stays sober and watches the kids. FML amirite? Why am I ever writing this on DayZRP, online gaming role play community, lol.

    1. Josei

      Josei

      why are you not coming to my Korean restrarunt in TS ?

    2. Gentleman

      Gentleman

      rip lad

    3. Brady

      Brady

      I'll take u out to dinner bb

    4. Mexi

      Mexi

      Put your daughter to bed early, wack a bit of trance on and get off your fucking bonce.

    5. Irrelevant

      Irrelevant

       

    6. Rolle

      Rolle

      @Mexi you're god damn righttdf, just stumbled upon this on my Sspotify suggestion lst

       

       

    7. Josei

      Josei

      rolle i am waiting there is a seat waiting gor you i have chef, male stripper, bouncer, dead female stripper, Pianosit

    8. Rolle

      Rolle

      Male strippes doesa souynd tempting indeed. Dunno about dead bodies doe

    9. Mexi

      Mexi

      Ignore that shite channel Rolle, nothing but low tier memes. wack on a classic!

       

    10. Josei

      Josei

      Mexi just upset he don't havr a seart tbh

      Rolle dw' come you wn't ebe dissapointed

    11. Rolle

      Rolle

       

    12. Mexi

      Mexi

      Don't make me say something I'll regret, Lady.

       

    13. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Oh boy, is Rolle drunk, I see misspellings. Someone revoke his power! ;) 

    14. Josei

      Josei

      He id already in my restraunt

    15. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      but rolle..... the tax man

       

       

       

      :trolle:

       

      I'm still waiting for that staff meet up and drunk paintball

    16. Rolle

      Rolle

      Fuck the tax man, the company moves to Panama

    17. Oliv

      Oliv

      Hope the kids alright buddy <3

  21. Rolle

    Rolle

    BeanZ and content recount, here we gooo

    1. KyleRP

      No...

      Not my BeanZ...

    2. Irrelevant

      Irrelevant

      What does this mean?

       

    3. Oliv

      Oliv

      your beanz might go up, might go down

      btw rolle, this song, I have the feels

    4. LouieRP

      LouieRP

      :(

    5. Chris

      Chris

      Just remove em, tbh

      :)

  22. Rolle

    Rolle

    Removed forum games from the "Recent Posts" on the sidebar, can't see any normal content because of you spammers

    1. Tony

      Thank god...

    2. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      *waits patiently for a way to link websites such as youtube channels to your profile*

    3. WesternRP

      WesternRP

      Thank fuck 

    4. Rory

      Rory

      Thank you. I didn't see a point in this beanz war thing just kept blocking the actual posts.

    5. Max

      Max

      hehe......

  23. Rolle

    Rolle

    Nobody leaves me dank feedback when I am biased or threaten community members with R4 :(

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    2. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      I always did rolle. I called you a cunt

    3. Pep

      Pep

      Give us an ArmA mod server and I'll leave you constructive criticism, well structured and completely biased, which will contain only the highest of words and not less than 1000 letters. deal?  

    4. Joe is dead

      Joe is dead

      deadass

    5. Mexi

      Mexi

      Waste of time tbh

    6. Jadeboat

      Jadeboat

      Biased!

    7. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      Rolle.

      Honest feedback makes you angry.

       

      What you really want are free proposals on improving your business models.

       

      everything else doesn't matter.

       

      time to expand right?

    8. Hebee

      Hebee

      To be fair, no body left me bad staff feedback ever. 

    9. Josei

      Josei

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    10. Terra

      Terra

      Difference is, if you get feedback, as the real owner, you take it seriously and at least show that you give a fuck.

      Quote

      Quote: " Thank you for your feedback, I will take it into consideration in any upcoming situations I might be involved in. Thank you for taking time out of your day to write this for my betterment. "

      We all know what that means, right?

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      I wonder for how long you actually can defend some actions.

       

    11. Mexi

      Mexi

      From what I was told Rolle said he see's nothing wrong with how he acted, which is shocking to me.

    12. Terra

      Terra

      @Mexi If that is true, it is actually shocking to me too.

       

       

    13. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      @Terra Is it honestly though?

    14. Terra

      Terra

      @SweetJoe Yeah, it truly would be shocking to me. And still, I ask myself for how long he can defend shit like this. Maybe it is just the money - If so, it would still be and even more understandable for me. However, who knows what is said between them.

    15. Mexi

      Mexi

      What's funnier about the entire situation is he wasn't even online during what took place from what I heard in the footage, soooo.. Is it time to ring the bias bell yet?

    16. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      also,

       

      Hello @Terra.  it is nice to see you.

       

      instead of worrying about all this silly willy drama, why don't we enjoy the server. Perhaps partake in Event Master @Joffrey's events?  Now that man deserves a medal. Perhaps one made from the skulls of his enemies, but maybe he would settle for one of the forum title persuasion. What do you think @Rolle? Spread some good cheer and Customer Relations by rewarding Event Master @Joffrey with and Event Master title above his name. Spread some of that Holiday Cheer and take some of this Heat off. 

       

       

       

       

       

      Also @Mexi, We threw that Bell in the Lake last Winter.

      :trolle:

    17. Terra

      Terra

      I dont like events personally @SweetJoe but I think it is good to have someone like Joffrey creating events for those who enjoy them - If they dont get ruined by others.

    18. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      Do you see this @Rolle, This is something that even the most disgruntled Dayzrp Community Member can agree on! This man @Joffrey has been single handedly been raising your profit margin by increasing traffic for these wonderfully coordinated events! The time has come to make the people Happy. Show the Community you  care and reward this hard working Community Member before he gets disinterested and fades into existence. Give this wonderful community member the incentive to continue creating the Incentive to Play.

    19. JoffreyRP

      JoffreyRP

      Thanks for the kind words @SweetJoe. At the moment, I am more than seriously interested in the community.. and incapable of becoming disinterested for the foreseeable few months.

    20. Rolle

      Rolle

      Sorry @Terra but I never showed that I give a fuck if the feedback I received was incorrect. The hating thing on Jim is starting to get real old now. Whatever he would reply to that feedback, you all haters would say "We all know what that means" and make up some controversial message or meaning behind his post that isn't there. I don't need to defend his actions because he has done nothing wrong - I've listen to Elmo and his complaint and feedback about the situation and dismissed it as invalid. You guys can keep spamming BeanZ for "feedback" and hater posts all you want, it will change nothing :)

    21. Mexi

      Mexi

      It's not even the whole 'people hate Jim' thing. Sure, it's rather obvious at this point but the feedback as a whole wasn't about that. If he owned up to his actions and actually apologised then the feedback might have seemed like it was actually taken in but no, a one sentence reply which seemed as if yet again it was shrugged off, that is why people are pissed about it. Also, Rolle.. You answered your own status update with your last response.

      Quote

      You guys can keep spamming BeanZ for "feedback" and hater posts all you want, it will change nothing :)

      Have a good day :D 

  24. Rolle

    Rolle

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    That's pretty cool.

    1. WesternRP

      WesternRP

      Looks sick don't it,

    2. PCJames

      PCJames

      Looks like they just copied the script from arma 3 tbh

    3. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      Yea looks good but arma 3 had that since it was released xD

      I like that they are working on sliding down ladders though

    4. Jasper

      Jasper

      They need to add an emote for when you lay down on your stomach like that...something like this 

      IMG_1109.GIF.0f8b829ee6de068b116a5d0a28e1c92d.GIF

    5. WesternRP

      WesternRP

      :ph34r:

    6. Keira

      Keira

      I want snowwwwww

    7. RogueSolace

      RogueSolace

      Im hoping they have a less moving of camera option. While this is awesome, it will make me nauseaus really fast

    8. Levent

      Levent

      I can see people spinning around like that lol

  25. Rolle

    Rolle

    @Lemons @Faith @Dino

    Who shall fall from the leaderboard first? Taking bets!

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    1. Lemons

      Lemons

      Probably me Rolle, gonna have to go away from 3th of January for some while

    2. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      MUAHAHA! I bet €20 Lemons will *Secretly knows he’s going away soon.*

    3. Dino

      Dino

      Placing €100 on Lemons *whistles*

    4. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Let it be known @Rolle - you shit us all up. mine and @Lemons reaction, "Oh fuck.... What have I done now..."

    5. Dino

      Dino

      ''Rolle mentioned you in a status update''
      Me: ''Shit, did I fuck up something?'' xD 

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