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Roland

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  1. Roland

    Roland

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    @GMAK for full PoV

    1. Rover

      Rover

      Absolute legend

    2. Hofer

      Hofer

      Here we go again. @Roland farming beanz

    3. Ryan Shepherd

      Ryan Shepherd

      Hahahahhahhahahahah

    4. Queerios

      Queerios

      #GMAK4STAFF

    5. Wulf

      Wulf

      What a mad man lmfao

    6. Rutkiy

      Rutkiy

      #GMAK4STAFF

    7. Ronnie

      Ronnie

      HAHAHAHA GIVE THIS MAN CO-OWNER

    8. Banshee

      Banshee

      #GMAK4STAFF

    9. Woodzie

      Woodzie

      #GMAK4STAFF

       

    10. Trijim

      Trijim

      #GMAK4Owner

    11. Samti

      Samti

      @Hofer...is there another purpose for status updates?

    12. Chow

      Chow

      Thought PM's was the correct place to apply 🤔

  2. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • Bobby

    S-sugoi...

    1. TurkRP

      TurkRP

      Tell em, Chan gang > kun

    2. Bobby

      Bobby

      #FreeBobby

    3. SassyRP

      SassyRP

    4. Aiko

      Aiko

      548c864a3af6dd55debdd1c27848e78f5194ca1f

  3. Roland

    Roland

    Leaked whitelist applications episode 1593:

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    im so towed right now

     

    Thanks to @Aiko for finding this gem and allowing me to leak it to all of you.

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      im so towed now

    2. Rover

      Rover

      This is why whitelists take a while.

    3. Aiko

      Aiko

      I had a bad night night at the night night and night night at the gate T_T

      Was my pleasure to find such a gem.

      I towed now.

    4. Trijim

      Trijim

      I towed now.

    5. Job

      Job

      I am getting so towed of seeing this application again.

    6. PhoenyxxRP

      PhoenyxxRP

      😂

    7. Trijim

      Trijim

      dude was having 2 conversations with himself....

    8. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      What in the heavenly fuck...

      was that even english?

    9. Inferno

      Inferno

      The fact that he uses an emoji in his app just makes it better IMO

    10. Terra

      Terra

      This is what I miss... reading funny whitelist apps.

    11. Hofer

      Hofer

      Come back @Terra. for me 😄

    12. Ron

      Ron

      @Terra re-applied for staff *spreads rumors*

      giphy.gif

    13. FaeRP

      FaeRP

      i towed

    14. BravoActual

      BravoActual

      LOL

    15. Wulf

      Wulf

      Wait is that a love story brewing in there too?

      "I dont want him to play it then play games with him, i cant take him because he wants him and i want him"

      What a masterpiece lmfao

    16. Mando

      Mando

      Yea i fr really towed now, new quote for me

    17. Crim

      Crim

      He'll be in staff in no time

    18. GunterThePenguin

      GunterThePenguin

      I believe this is a perfect example of what someone feels like during a stroke.

    19. Brad

      Brad

      So ACCEPTED right?

      I mean, that's basically R.L Stine quality right there.

  4. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • Woodzie

     

    1. Woodzie

      Woodzie

      hot sweat GIF

    2. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      🤡

    3. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

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  5. Roland

    Roland

    Streaming role play

    https://twitch.tv/rolle

     

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      Abuse

  6. Roland

    Roland

    There's some really upset people out there. Like really, REALLY upset.

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      hilarious salt bae GIF

    2. Watchman

      Watchman

       

    3. Brayces

      Brayces

      I've told you before staff complaining that the shackles are too tight around their ankles are not "really upset people"! 

    4. Zero

      Zero

      I am very upset Roland. 

    5. Pontiff

      Pontiff

      Some people be like:

      slippery winter is coming GIF by Europeana

  7. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • Conor

    Ladies and gentlemen.

    We got him.

    1. Samti

      Samti

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    2. Ron

      Ron

      Good trade you did there 2 for 1 @Roland 👍

  8. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • Hofer

    Nice profile, I approve! 👍

    too cute omg GIF

    SUGOI SUGOI

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      umbrella middle finger GIF

  9. Roland

    Roland

    Discord down?

    1. Rover

      Rover

      Yep

    2. River

      River

      That's what I was just thinking yeah

    3. Job

      Job

      Im still connected. #Supports still up.

    4. Ducky

      Ducky

      WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE ANIME?

    5. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      Teamspeak 🤔

  10. Roland

    Roland

    I was on a camping trip this weekend in Swedish wilderness, made this photo of the night sky using just my phone camera with long exposure. I wish I had a night sky like this at home.

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    1. SexyPutin

      SexyPutin

      Just Buy it?

    2. Roland

      Roland

      If someone ever invents getting rid of light pollution for a nominal fee, I will be the first in line 😄 

    3. Ghost of Osku

      Ghost of Osku

      If you want  less light pollution you should move to Sweddish Lappland. 

    4. Roland

      Roland

      But it's cold.

    5. Ghost of Osku

      Ghost of Osku

      Tell that to last week! 😄 Although the midnight sun might be another problem for your astrophotography.

    6. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      *grabby hands* This is why I love stars

    7. Watchman

      Watchman

      owo

       

  11. Roland

    Roland

    Typical newfriend and veteran DayZRP player interaction on the server. SUGOI

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    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      Kawaiii

    2. Baron

      Baron

      Tsundere-Kun~

    3. Mexi

      Mexi

      *Knocks on Chernarussian Nationalists door to trade*

       

    4. Camo

      Camo

      Ahahaha! That seems about what you'd expect. 😂

    5. groovy chernon

      groovy chernon

      OwO

    6. groovy xavier

      groovy xavier

      OwO

  12. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • Test

    @DrMax The Game

    1. DrMax

      DrMax

      Why do you do this? 

    2. Roland

      Roland

      To test, of course.

    3. Hofer

      Hofer

      @Roland @DrMax The Game

    4. Roland

      Roland

      oof

    5. Hofer

      Hofer

      rekt

    6. DrMax

      DrMax

      Oh. 

  13. Roland

    Roland

    We have quite an impatient character around

    Twitch clip

    1. Ducky

      Ducky

      Link machine broke

    2. Kordruga

      Kordruga

    3. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      That's brilliant

    4. Hunter

      Hunter

      He's my neighbor too... you haven't even seen the half of it @Roland

    5. Malet

      Malet

      I'm surprised he didnt jump off the roof xD

    6. Watchman

      Watchman

    7. Roland

      Roland

      Hahahah, that's awesome

    8. Para

      Para

      @Roland clipped the ending out bc he didn't want to show the brutal murder that followed

  14. Roland

    Roland

    1. Whitename

      Whitename

      DayZRPBR

    2. Kordruga

      Kordruga

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    3. Ducky

      Ducky

      What the actual FUCK?

       

      Im calling the police.

  15. Roland

    Roland

    New expansion for ArmA3 with aliens

    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1021790/Arma_3_Contact/

    LMAOOOO

    1. Samti

      Samti

      bill clinton lol GIF

    2. Kieran

      Kieran

      Fuck me, they're getting desperate now.

    3. Zero

      Zero

      You’re just a hater Roland. 

    4. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      F

    5. FireDude

      FireDude

      Ngl, at least they doing stuff that the mods were struggling to do. Let's hope they have playable aliens

    6. JackZRP

      JackZRP

      looks unreal

    7. Sapperton

      Sapperton

      Some of the stuff looks pretty cool though, I don't like the alien stuff but the new armor and weapon attachments are pretty nutty

    8. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      DayA standalone 2

  16. Roland

    Roland

    Hi guys, how's it going. You haven't burned down the castle yes, I see? 

    1. DrMax

      DrMax

      *Has been killed*

    2. Terra

      Terra

      But they are close to burn it down...

    3. RavenousRP

      RavenousRP

      Close But No Cigar

    4. Roland

      Roland

      Eh, you guys can surely get by 2 weeks without me holding your hand 😄

    5. Terra

      Terra

      No, Roland. His hand needs to be hold - or cutt off!

       

    6. RavenousRP

      RavenousRP

      Roland needs to come back 😞 My mass rdm itch is getting stronger with no leader

    7. Watchman

      Watchman

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    8. Samti

      Samti

      oh no fire GIF

    9. VodkaWolf
    10. Ducky

      Ducky

      Holiday already over? 🤔

    11. Roland

      Roland

      Just checking 😉

    12. Dan

      Dan

      I can always burn it down if you want?

  17. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • Brayces

    * Would attempt to throw a punch *

    Roll D20

    1. Brayces

      Brayces

      Aaaaah. A NAT20. You send me flying to the moon, like one punch man! 

      I crash among the moon rocks, gasping for air that doesn’t exist as I quickly freeze and shatter into thousands of shards in the vacuum of space. 

      I die.  

      *pulls out new sheet.*

      MY BROTHER ARRIVES ON THE SCENE TO AVENGE ME. *He would attempt to punch you around the face area.* 

      1D20 pls plus my modifier ... 

       

  18. Roland

    Roland

    MFW everyone is talking about GoT, even at work and I don't watch the show

    schitts creek idk GIF by CBC

    1. DrMax

      DrMax

      Start watching it then! It’s just fighting and a bit of sexual relations! What’s not to love?

    2. Roland

      Roland

      I have like a backlog of 7 kawaii anime shows and you want me to prioritize some fighting and sex? Pffff

    3. Ducky

      Ducky

      You're not alone Rolle, I refuse to get into it.

    4. sh4wzy

      sh4wzy

      Never watched a single episode and don’t intend to lmao

    5. Ghost of Osku

      Ghost of Osku

      Going to go to watch the new episode soon and the whole day has been a fucking minefield of spoilers

    6. FireDude

      FireDude

      Just Smile and Nod your head Rolle, Just pretend the crazies are not here...

    7. ShanePVP

      ShanePVP

      first 3 seasons are shit start at season 4

  19. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • groovy chernon

    Mya-nee

    1. groovy chernon

      groovy chernon

      Are. Ara.

  20. Roland

    Roland

    Drama

    anticipation popcorn GIF

    1. ornbergOG

      ornbergOG

      Galenskaper

    2. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      giphy.gif

    3. Brayces

      Brayces

      This is one of the Slack Giphy's that I always get when I do a /giphy popcorn

    4. Watchman

      Watchman

      dis gun b gud popcorn GIF

    5. Roland

      Roland

      @Brayces in case you missed it, we have giphy integration on the forums? The square GIF button in the text editor 😄

    6. Brayces

      Brayces

      OHDAMN, no wonder why I thought it was familiar. 

      UHM, unlike SOME people I hand pick all my OWN GIFS by searching Google. *Elitist Stance.*

  21. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • groovy chernon

    Loving the new look 😍

    1. groovy chernon

      groovy chernon

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  22. Roland

    Roland

    Gaming communities on the Internet 101

     

    1. Eddie

      Eddie

      "You constantly taste the salt" :trolle: 

    2. Galland

      Galland

      Isnt DayzRP one of the biggest not commercially developed salt depots world wide?

      wait... there was something

      rMdI97o.jpg

  23. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • Brayces

    Congratulations!

     rhyming leonardo dicaprio GIF

  24. Roland

    Roland

    Item Shop cooldown has been lowered to 6 hours. At least as a test, for now.

    1. Aisling

      Aisling

      Yessss thank you!!

    2. JSaulOG

      JSaulOG

      Is it allowing you to spawn the new variant surgical masks now? 

  25. Roland

    Roland

    Our map was still on 0.62 version, so I updated it to 0.63!

    https://www.dayzrp.com/map/

    1. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      Looking good. 

    2. Ducky

      Ducky

      thanks dad

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