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Roland

El Presidente
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Status Updates posted by Roland

  1. Roland

    Roland

    Typical newfriend and veteran DayZRP player interaction on the server. SUGOI

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    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      Kawaiii

    2. Baron

      Baron

      Tsundere-Kun~

    3. Mexi

      Mexi

      *Knocks on Chernarussian Nationalists door to trade*

       

    4. CamoRP

      CamoRP

      Ahahaha! That seems about what you'd expect. 😂

    5. Chernon-chan

      Chernon-chan

      OwO

    6. groovy xavier

      groovy xavier

      OwO

  2. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • Test

    @DrMax The Game

    1. DrMax

      DrMax

      Why do you do this? 

    2. Roland

      Roland

      To test, of course.

  3. Roland

    Roland

    We have quite an impatient character around

    Twitch clip

    1. Ducky

      Ducky

      Link machine broke

    2. Kordruga

      Kordruga

    3. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      That's brilliant

    4. Hunter

      Hunter

      He's my neighbor too... you haven't even seen the half of it @Roland

    5. Malet

      Malet

      I'm surprised he didnt jump off the roof xD

    6. Watchman

      Watchman

    7. Roland

      Roland

      Hahahah, that's awesome

    8. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      @Roland clipped the ending out bc he didn't want to show the brutal murder that followed

  4. Roland

    Roland

    1. Whitename

      Whitename

      DayZRPBR

    2. Kordruga

      Kordruga

      537182538674864128.png.46d2967338c97d831870197f2610c6c3.png

    3. Ducky

      Ducky

      What the actual FUCK?

       

      Im calling the police.

  5. Roland

    Roland

    New expansion for ArmA3 with aliens

    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1021790/Arma_3_Contact/

    LMAOOOO

    1. Samti

      Samti

      bill clinton lol GIF

    2. Kieran

      Kieran

      Fuck me, they're getting desperate now.

    3. Zero

      Zero

      You’re just a hater Roland. 

    4. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      F

    5. FireDude

      FireDude

      Ngl, at least they doing stuff that the mods were struggling to do. Let's hope they have playable aliens

    6. JackZRP

      JackZRP

      looks unreal

    7. Sapperton

      Sapperton

      Some of the stuff looks pretty cool though, I don't like the alien stuff but the new armor and weapon attachments are pretty nutty

    8. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      DayA standalone 2

  6. Roland

    Roland

    Hi guys, how's it going. You haven't burned down the castle yes, I see? 

    1. DrMax

      DrMax

      *Has been killed*

    2. Terra

      Terra

      But they are close to burn it down...

    3. RavenousRP

      RavenousRP

      Close But No Cigar

    4. Roland

      Roland

      Eh, you guys can surely get by 2 weeks without me holding your hand 😄

    5. Terra

      Terra

      No, Roland. His hand needs to be hold - or cutt off!

       

    6. RavenousRP

      RavenousRP

      Roland needs to come back 😞 My mass rdm itch is getting stronger with no leader

    7. Watchman

      Watchman

      giphy.gif

    8. Samti

      Samti

      oh no fire GIF

    9. VodkaWolf
    10. Ducky

      Ducky

      Holiday already over? 🤔

    11. Roland

      Roland

      Just checking 😉

    12. Dan

      Dan

      I can always burn it down if you want?

  7. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • Brayces

    * Would attempt to throw a punch *

    Roll D20

    1. Brayces

      Brayces

      Aaaaah. A NAT20. You send me flying to the moon, like one punch man! 

      I crash among the moon rocks, gasping for air that doesn’t exist as I quickly freeze and shatter into thousands of shards in the vacuum of space. 

      I die.  

      *pulls out new sheet.*

      MY BROTHER ARRIVES ON THE SCENE TO AVENGE ME. *He would attempt to punch you around the face area.* 

      1D20 pls plus my modifier ... 

       

  8. Roland

    Roland

    MFW everyone is talking about GoT, even at work and I don't watch the show

    schitts creek idk GIF by CBC

    1. DrMax

      DrMax

      Start watching it then! It’s just fighting and a bit of sexual relations! What’s not to love?

    2. Roland

      Roland

      I have like a backlog of 7 kawaii anime shows and you want me to prioritize some fighting and sex? Pffff

    3. Ducky

      Ducky

      You're not alone Rolle, I refuse to get into it.

    4. sh4wzy

      sh4wzy

      Never watched a single episode and don’t intend to lmao

    5. Osku

      Osku

      Going to go to watch the new episode soon and the whole day has been a fucking minefield of spoilers

    6. FireDude

      FireDude

      Just Smile and Nod your head Rolle, Just pretend the crazies are not here...

    7. ShanePVP

      ShanePVP

      first 3 seasons are shit start at season 4

  9. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • Chernon-chan

    Mya-nee

    1. Chernon-chan

      Chernon-chan

      Are. Ara.

  10. Roland

    Roland

    Drama

    anticipation popcorn GIF

    1. ornbergOG

      ornbergOG

      Galenskaper

    2. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      giphy.gif

    3. Brayces

      Brayces

      This is one of the Slack Giphy's that I always get when I do a /giphy popcorn

    4. Watchman

      Watchman

      dis gun b gud popcorn GIF

    5. Roland

      Roland

      @Brayces in case you missed it, we have giphy integration on the forums? The square GIF button in the text editor 😄

    6. Brayces

      Brayces

      OHDAMN, no wonder why I thought it was familiar. 

      UHM, unlike SOME people I hand pick all my OWN GIFS by searching Google. *Elitist Stance.*

  11. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • Chernon-chan

    Loving the new look 😍

    1. Chernon-chan

      Chernon-chan

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  12. Roland

    Roland

    Gaming communities on the Internet 101

     

    1. Eddie

      Eddie

      "You constantly taste the salt" :trolle: 

    2. Galland

      Galland

      Isnt DayzRP one of the biggest not commercially developed salt depots world wide?

      wait... there was something

      rMdI97o.jpg

  13. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • Brayces

    Congratulations!

     rhyming leonardo dicaprio GIF

  14. Roland

    Roland

    Item Shop cooldown has been lowered to 6 hours. At least as a test, for now.

    1. Aisling

      Aisling

      Yessss thank you!!

    2. JSaulOG

      JSaulOG

      Is it allowing you to spawn the new variant surgical masks now? 

  15. Roland

    Roland

    Our map was still on 0.62 version, so I updated it to 0.63!

    https://www.dayzrp.com/map/

    1. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      Looking good. 

    2. Ducky

      Ducky

      thanks dad

  16. Roland

    Roland

    Day 2

    1. Ducky

      Ducky

      electric boogaloo

  17. Roland

    Roland

    Any Factorio players? New patch coming soon, gathering the troops for a fresh game.

    1. Osku

      Osku

      Why would someone want to play with you?

    2. Roland

      Roland

      Wow 😞 

    3. Samti

      Samti

      Flame +5 points and a staff strike for @Osku 😛

    4. StagsviewRB

      StagsviewRB

      How about the new HOI4 DLC!!!

    5. Simatho

      Simatho

      Bought the game yesterday after a friend recommended it. Still have no clue what I'm doing...

    6. Phoenix

      Phoenix

      @Samti what happened to ur purple

    7. yuthee

      yuthee

      Have you tried AngelBobs? Thats a fun headache and a half for Factorio.

      Can't wait for the patch to drop.

    8. Dan

      Dan

      love factorio

    9. Banshee

      Banshee

      Grinded that game for a good bit, accidentally fucked up something in my factory breaking the whole things and rendering the entire factory useless, got depression 'cause of it and never touched it again.

      Good game though, really enjoyed it whilst my factory was operational. 

  18. Roland

    Roland

    New design for character pages. Feedback?

    1. ornbergOG

      ornbergOG

      It's alright, will take some time to get used to it, but liking something fresh and new!

    2. Ducky

      Ducky

      1.PNG.bc653496fbe83d99e0a528dea42d9546.PNG2.PNG.0c769198a06d9e5d6b759dc2788a041a.PNG

       

      Pictures are way too close together.

      Text boxes are misaligned and you removed names from underneath the polaroids on the newly created character section.

      😢

       

      I like the background story being centered at the bottom however ❤️ didnt include that in the pictures though.

      I'd say let there be a bit more space between the polaroids and re-add the names to the newly created pages.

      And eh... I guess we can fix the box issue by formatting the text better... Maybe...

    3. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      It's a change, i like the layout 👍

    4. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      Currently on a phone but from I've seen it looks nice. I'll give full detailed feedback once I'm back on a computer.

    5. Aiko

      Aiko

      Needs more anime.

    6. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      😍 Thank you Roland-senpai , I’ll keep the weeb name

    7. Aisling

      Aisling

      Pictures back to the right side please!

      Or in the middle, above the details? Side by side?

    8. Ducky

      Ducky

      Oh and uh... Little problem I noticed...

       

      Clicking the "Edit" button while on the character page just refreshes the page. Im not able to edit my character anymore.

    9. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      ^

      As well as I can't copy and paste my graphics from my google doc like I could before

  19. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • Ducky

    Your avatar gif source? 😄 

    1. Banshee

      Banshee

       

    2. Ducky

      Ducky

      ^
      Banshee got me

    3. Ducky

      Ducky

      @Roland Why do you ask dad?

    4. Roland

      Roland

      I had to see it for myself, cheeki breeki playing street piano

  20. Roland

    Roland

    Just experimenting with some username styling on the website, don't panic.

    1. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      ?

    2. ShanePVP

      ShanePVP

      breaking things again roland hmmmm

    3. Samaritan

      Samaritan

      Comic sans?

    4. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Should screenshot them so everyone can vote what they like ? 

    5. arttu
  21. Roland

    Roland

    Those who received PayDay mask as Christmas present can get another present. PayDay masks are currently broken and have been removed from item shop for time being.

    1. Kenneth

      Kenneth

      Oh no! How am I now gonna RP as a edgy cannibal psychopath? Darn it.

    2. RedSky

      RedSky

      @Niccolicious Don't worry we have the hockey mask for that!

    3. Kenneth

      Kenneth

      Im cool. Was joking. ?

  22. Roland

    Roland

    Look what I found.

    DayZRP Chernarus Rally when.

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    1. Major

      Major

      @RolandWhen we gets bikes its gonna be lit

  23. Roland

    Roland

    New Join page is up! It also works as a guide on how to join our servers.

    https://www.dayzrp.com/join

    Thanks to @Banshee for the graphics.

    1. Ron

      Ron

      Looks pretty nice. Maybe add a download link for the launcher? Maybe I'm just blind.

    2. Ron

      Ron

      nvm, it is the official DayZ Standalone Launcher via right click - I'm stupid.

    3. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      Looks good

  24. Roland

    Roland

    Server will be updated as soon as @Kerkkoh makes required changes to our mod (the new update broke some of our things).

    No pressure :trolle:

    1. Zero

      Zero

      I love you. 

    2. Zillysaur

      Zillysaur

      HYPE

    3. JackZRP
    4. Randy

      Randy

      I can wait

    5. Albert Bazek

      Albert Bazek

      Rolls Royce to make DayZ Great Again!

  25. Roland

    Roland

    Code error made an unavailable item go on sale in item shop yesterday. Those who purchased it have been refunded.

    1. Zero

      Zero

      Damn it. I wanted that holster. 

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