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Roland

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"Economically challenged"

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Status Updates posted by Roland

  1. Roland

    Roland

    Excessive OOC has been added as a 2 day ban, 5-10 warning points standard punishment

    1. Para

      Para

      I like

    2. Harvey

      Harvey

      *Smiles proudly* ☺️

    3. Whitename

      Whitename

      I'm Whitename and I approve this message

    4. stargirl

      stargirl

      Ahh Nice little beanz farm you have going on here Rolle.. I will contribute

  2. Roland

    Roland

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    Too real.

  3. Roland

    Roland

    All server cats have been uninstalled.

    1. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      -1 to warmth

    2. Whitename

      Whitename

      reinstall them immediately

    3. Roach

      Roach

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    4. Zilly
    5. Zero

      Zero

      What does that mean 

    6. Whitename

      Whitename

      /shrug 😉

       

    7. Zero

      Zero

      What does it mean?.?.?

    8. Shane Is Dead
    9. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      😉

    10. King

      King

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  4. Roland

    Roland

    FortniteRP?

    🤔

    1. Svenne

      Svenne

      Easy money 

    2. Whitename

      Whitename

      FortniteMobileRP

    3. Method

      Method

      i don't usually shoot down ideas  but ..... no 

    4. OskuRP

      OskuRP

      I always shoot down ideas but.... yes

    5. Whitename

      Whitename

      no shooting down ideas in the island of cherno russia

    6. BorisRP

      BorisRP

      I rather become a weeb 

    7. Whitename

      Whitename

      do it boris

    8. BorisRP

      BorisRP

      I rather die 

    9. Whitename

      Whitename

      well dont do that

    10. Jamie

      Jamie

      Please stop 

    11. Whitename

      Whitename

      no

    12. Jamie

      Jamie

      Fortnite is a bad game

    13. Fil Vandren

      Fil Vandren

      If ever there was to be another RP server in this community...I honestly vote for something like Dead matter when it comes out....or SCUM......a survival game that isn't DayZ...really...

    14. G19RP

      G19RP

      Agar.io RP?

    15. Roland

      Roland

      @G19RP no voice chat, we wouldn't be able to roast each other

    16. Fil Vandren

      Fil Vandren

      Cards against humanity RP....mayhaps?

    17. KyleRP

      Why don't we have this yet?

       

  5. Roland

    Roland

    I've recently seen positive feedback that the play tests are getting more and more stable and we may be getting experimental soon. Fingers crossed!

    1. Ender

      Ender

      i broke my fingers months ago trying to cross them in hopes for beta. 

  6. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • Para

    What are you doing, get back in here.

    1. BorisRP

      BorisRP

      you could always pick me Rolle

  7. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • JimRP

    JimRP here paid for our game and TS servers for the next 6 months while I struggle with tax office reclaiming my personal assets. You all be thankful, otherwise the only thing we'd be roleplaying in would be radio chatter on the forums and we'd have a Discord instead of TS tomorrow.

    Thanks JimRP.

    1. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      Thanks Jim! ☺️💕

    2. LouieRP

      LouieRP

      My guy JimRP saving the community. 

    3. DrMax

      DrMax

      Thank you Mr JimRP!

    4. JimRP

      JimRP

      Luv you all.

    5. Brayces

      Brayces

      And people think Jim is some sort of heartless goon! ❤️ Untrue! Thanks once again, JimJam! You're always looking out for us, your friends and our community.
      ❤️❤️❤️ 

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    6. BorisRP

      BorisRP

      Jim saves us 

    7. Eagle

      Eagle

      Ty good sir.

    8. Elk

      Elk

      Thank you Jim.

    9. Samaritan

      Samaritan

      Your dedication and support of this community is immense even though sometimes some people don't always appreciate it. 

      Thank you again @JimRP.

    10. Lyca

      Lyca

      Thank you, Jim ;)

    11. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      @JimRP are you taking on the task of supplying clan skins? Weve been waiting since 2013 😄

    12. Harvey

      Harvey

      Jim, da' man.

    13. Genji

      Genji

      Bless you Jim

    14. Pink Panther

      Pink Panther

      thank papa jimothyRP

    15. GaryCash

      GaryCash

      Hell yeah good stuff

    16. stargirl

      stargirl

      Thank you @JimRP

  8. Roland

    Roland

    EVE Online is now my most played game on Steam, it has passed ArmA3 and DayZ. Some EVE bantz for this occasion:

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    1. Fenrir

      Fenrir

      Bare Bantz

    2. Eagle

      Eagle

      You got Iceland to thank for that game :F

    3. Hunter

      Hunter

      I'm more of a Black Desert Online type of guy. 😄

    4. Whitename

      Whitename

      EVERP?

    5. Ark

      Ark

      Don’t give him ideas whitename.

    6. Whitename

      Whitename

      i’ve given rolando amazing monetisation ideas ark, you’re just jealous 

    7. Stiflex

      Stiflex

      Shouldn't have been hard to pass your hours on dayz.

  9. Roland

    Roland

    New name, howboutdah

    1. Cuntstable

      Cuntstable

      Now people can actually say your name , the amount of people that have said. Roll , Roll - eh . 

    2. Roland

      Roland

      That's the primary reason, Rolle is a common Swedish nickname for people called Roland, and thus has a specific Swedish pronunciation (Roll-E, with E like in "echo") and when most native English speakers say it, it just sounds bad 😄 

    3. Strawberry

      Strawberry

      🤔🤔 *changes name to Rolle*

    4. Roland

      Roland

      @Spartan was first to try that @Strawberry. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

    5. Strawberry

      Strawberry

      Hmm, I’ll let you take my name

    6. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      Thats all well and good but when are we getting clan skins? Its been almost 6 years now

    7. Whitename

      Whitename

      *changes name to Rolando*

    8. Stiflex

      Stiflex

      Rolandowski

  10. Roland

    Roland

    We need a Swedish subforum tbh

    1. Kain

      Kain

      no

    2. Svenne

      Svenne

      Hell yes! 

    3. Kain

      Kain

      @Svenne No

    4. OskuRP

      OskuRP

      I agree with Kain! Thats the opposite of what we need.

    5. Svenne

      Svenne

      @Kain I take that as you being racist against Swedes, reported mate. See you on the forums kiddo. 

    6. Kain

      Kain

      But this... is... the forums?

    7. Roland

      Roland

      How about a Scandinavian forum, for Swedish, Norwegian, filthy Danish. We can exclude Finnish because nobody understands that anyway.

    8. Whitename

      Whitename

      hinger dinger schnuuuuden studel

    9. Pink Panther

      Pink Panther

      ja broder!

    10. Svenne

      Svenne

      @Rolle Sounds like a great idea, I would switch out the Danes for Finns. 

    11. OskuRP

      OskuRP

      @Rolle I see how it is...

      Racist Andy Samberg GIF

    12. Max

      Max

      Du gamla, Du fria, Du fjällhöga nord
      Du tysta, Du
      glädjerika sköna!
      Jag hälsar D
      ig, vänaste land uppå jord,
      /: Din sol, Din himmel, Dina ängder gröna.:/

      Du tronar på minnen från fornstora da'r,
      då ärat Ditt namn flög över jorden.
      Jag vet att D
      u är och Du blir vad Du var.
      /:Ja, jag vill
      leva, jag vill dö i Norden.:/

    13. Svenne

      Svenne

    14. lukaszxe

      lukaszxe

      låter som en skitbra idé

    15. Lady In Blue

      Lady In Blue

    16. dimitri

      dimitri

      We can name it nordfront

    17. Svenne

      Svenne

      @dimitri Fan vilken klockren idé!

    18. Strawberry

      Strawberry

      Norway>Sweden anyday

    19. Roland

      Roland

      You're not wrong.

      Master race Norwegian overlords, please adopt me.

    20. Strawberry

      Strawberry

      Memes ;’)

  11. Roland

    Roland

    I will gladly continue discussing these things tomorrow, but now it's 2:30 AM for me and I need to go to bed 🙂

    Good night!

    1. LouieRP

      LouieRP

      Rolle, you should create a hostile RP group. 

    2. Mexi

      Mexi

      Is it a discussion or debate if one side just won't budge or understand the other? 🤔

    3. Wulf_jon

      Wulf_jon

      What is this about? What did I miss? 🙂 

    4. Whitename

      Whitename

      Quote

      Rolle, you should create a hostile RP group. 

      The Mass KOS'ers

  12. Roland

    Roland

    While fixing things in admin panel I found this page I created last year for dank memes. It picks top people with most warning history. Why not share it with the community, it has potential 😄

    https://www.dayzrp.com/banlottery/

    1. LouieRP

      LouieRP

      you should sell tickets for 100$ and whoever they get you ban

    2. Roland

      Roland

      See, this is some valid business advice. You, I like you!

    3. Hardwired

      Hardwired

      Im dying at that^

    4. ItzzNate

      ItzzNate

      Spoiler

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    5. Roland

      Roland

      @NateRP Unlucky. 😂

    6. KyleRP

      So thaaats how you decide how to ban people.

    7. Gaylaxy

      Gaylaxy

      I think you should perm all those terrible community members.

    8. Whitename

      Whitename

      Ban Test

    9. BorisRP

      BorisRP

      shit I gotta step up my game

    10. KyleRP

      Only cool people are on the ban lottery wheel

    11. Paradox

      Paradox

      omg XD

      XD

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  13. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • Whitename

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    1. Whitename

      Whitename

      add a feature to pin statuses to the top of your page and pin that

      also THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

    2. Jamie

      Jamie

      tbh, he rite tho

    3. Whitename

      Whitename

      i deserve the jokes >.>

      but that doesn’t mean i have to like them <.<

  14. Roland

    Roland

    I'm troubleshooting website issues, some functionality may not be working as usual.

    1. stargirl

      stargirl

      Avatars seem to be doing what they did before and making you crop them when uploading  😞

    2. stargirl

      stargirl

      And profile songs dont seem to change when you change the link, I dunno if you are still troubleshooting but just wanted to let you know anyway 🙂

      disregard, it was puush not wanting upload the mp3

  15. Roland

    Roland

    So we have emojis now

    💯💯💯💯

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    2. Cuntstable

      Cuntstable

      👌 goteem

    3. dimitri

      dimitri

      🧕

      Thank you father

    4. Lady In Blue

      Lady In Blue

      This is gonna be used a lot: > 🤔

    5. dimitri

      dimitri

      @Lady In Blue No pumpkins tho 😪

    6. Roach

      Roach

      @Lady In Blue only until it's not "cool" anymore 😉 

    7. Harvey

      Harvey

      👉👌

    8. Roach

      Roach

      We need this emoji tho

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    9. Taryn

      Taryn

      🍆💦 @Mexi lol

    10. Cuntstable

      Cuntstable

      inb4 reports are filled with 🤣👌

    11. Brayces

      Brayces

      👀

    12. Mexi

      Mexi

      🍆👌🏻💦😩 @Taryn

      👁👃🏻👁

           👅

    13. Harvey

      Harvey

      @Mexi Stop ERPing! 😤😤😤👨‍🏫

    14. OskuRP

      OskuRP

      This was a huge mistake

    15. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      @Mexi 🤢I don't want to know about that... 🤮

       

    16. Brayces

      Brayces

      Reminder to self; never comment on a Rolle status again. The amount of notifications are insane. 

    17. Lady In Blue

      Lady In Blue

      +1👩‍🏫 @Brayces

      This one also tbh. 

    18. Chewy

      Chewy

      👺🔫

      Excellent, I can now die

    19. Max

      Max

      🍆

    20. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      Lack of parrots .

    21. LouieRP

      LouieRP

      💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

    22. Wulf_jon
    23. Brayces

      Brayces

    24. dimitri

      dimitri

      🧕🧕👳‍♀️🧕🧕

      @Rolle :^)

      Spoiler

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    25. Mexi

      Mexi

      Y'all acting like a give a shit what you want 😂🔥💯💯

    26. Harvey

      Harvey

      😤🚬           🔫👈😡

  16. Roland

    Roland

    Design update for the playtime stats page, now including a new leaderboard - total time played.

    1. PCJames

      PCJames

      Nice

    2. BorisRP

      BorisRP

      please delete that I get depression

    3. Roland

      Roland

      Boris, you're #3! Just 400 more hours to the top spot! :D 

    4. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      When I'm second on both leader boards ;) 

      I need a life...

    5. BorisRP

      BorisRP

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    6. KyleRP
    7. Paradox

      Paradox

      Awesomesauce 💯

  17. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • Dino

    You have received a blessing from the Weeb in Charge for your dedication and a play streak at almost half a year. Upgraded from HoF to MVP.

    1. Malet

      Malet

      Congrats my favorite norwegian - First UN-Leader by K.O.-System, now MVP. If you ever apply for staff you would be Admin within a month O.o

    2. Dino

      Dino

      What a nice thing to wake up to (yes, my sleeping schedule is super fucked)

      Thanks boss-man :D 

    3. Spartan

      Spartan

      I don't know if I should be proud or worried 

    4. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Hey! Congrats!

    5. Harvey

      Harvey

      (I kinda suggested this...)

  18. Roland

    You have received a blessing from the Weeb in Charge for your dedication and time played close to 1000 hours. Upgraded from Member to Sponsor.

    1. TiviylScratch

      Well thank you Rolle!

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    2. Lady In Blue

      Lady In Blue

      Aw, how nice! ❤️ 

  19. Roland

    Roland

    Ban appeal guidelines have been updated. No major changes, just removing and fixing some text that was still there from the old website.

     

  20. Roland

    Roland

     

    1. Brady

      Brady

      Please stop my ears r bleeding

    2. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      why

    3. Roland

      Roland

      Don't you know @Sleepyhead? IT'S FRIDAY! FUN FUN FUN FUN!

    4. Jamie

      Jamie

      you're weird now rolle

    5. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      LOOKIN' FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND

    6. Roland

      Roland

      GOTTA HAVE MY CEREAL!

    7. Whitename

      Whitename

      if(day = "friday") fuckUpEverybodysDay();

      add this to the homepage

    8. Karma

      Karma

      There is no power on this earth that can force me to hit play on this video, I cringe even looking at the thumbnail still

    9. Cal

      Cal

      Why Rolle... why. Lol

  21. Roland

    Roland

    Premium page redesign, what do you think?

    Premium -> Premium overview

    1. Whitename

      Whitename

      there’s no premium overview for me. on mobile

    2. Roland

      Roland

      Try now, I forgot about permissions :D 

    3. Paradox

      Paradox

      10000/100 :D :ph34r:

    4. Whitename

      Whitename

      oooooh pretty gradients. looks good rolle!

    5. Wire

      Wire

      Niceee!

    6. Roach

      Roach

      lookin swag

    7. Psycho

      Psycho

      I see you brought back the donation option ^_^

    8. Wulf_jon

      Wulf_jon

      pretty snazzy!!!

    9. RandyRP

      RandyRP

      Looks great!

  22. Roland

    Roland

    I'm changing a website security setting. This involves logging all of you out by deleting all of your sessions. You don't have to do anything besides logging in again to forums after the change is done. This will happen in a few minutes. Don't panic.

    1. Zanaan

      Zanaan

      200w.webp

      Seriously though, thank you for taking an active approach to security. Wish more communities did.

    2. Paradox

      Paradox

      Okay so all our session will be gone like our how long we playing?

       

    3. Roland

      Roland

      No, your website sessions, the thing that together with cookies keeps you logged in even after you close your browser.

    4. Paradox

      Paradox

      Oooh okie alright x3

    5. Ender

      Ender

      Gave me a reason to pull out the handy dandy google authenticator app again. ahh the memories.

    6. Whitename

      Whitename

      how dare you make me enter my password

  23. Roland

    Roland

    Working hard on them tax reports, deadline for submission in two weeks. What have I gotten myself into. Thankfully (?) last year wasn't very profitable so I don't have thousands of transactions to check.

    1. Oliv

      Oliv

      creepy-coin-bank.gif

      Enjoy this creepy little bastard, may he motivate you during this tough time.

    2. OskuRP

      OskuRP

      What the hell is that unholy abomination?

    3. Roland

      Roland

      OM NOM NOM MONIES

    4. Brayces

      Brayces

      Why did you wait so long to start your taxes?!

    5. Roland

      Roland

      Because I'm lazy

    6. Brayces

      Brayces

      Tsk, tsk!

    7. Oliv

      Oliv

      @OskuRP Here you go

       

    8. OskuRP

      OskuRP

      @Oliv There is something extremely disturbing about that...thing. I dont think this is safe for work. @Rolle How do you allow this on your forums.

  24. Roland

    • Roland
    •   
    • Cal

    I'm sorry, no RP allowed in staff.

    1. BorisRP

      BorisRP

      Huh? @JimRP

    2. Elmo

      Elmo

      I'm gonna use this status update in an out of context manner one day

    3. BorisRP

      BorisRP

      Give the man his RP back:(

    4. Roland

      Roland

      @JimRP provides all the RP we need and can take in the staff team. There is no room for any more RP.

    5. LouieRP

      LouieRP

      @Rolle Where was my admin spot?

    6. Cal

      Cal

      Not a problem xD

    7. BorisRP

      BorisRP

      Wow hater

    8. JoffreyRP

      JoffreyRP

      Hehehe RP is a good meme.

  25. Roland

    Roland

    What a shitshow, read the comments.

     

    1. Fil Vandren

      Fil Vandren

      The upsetting amount of comments from very pessimistic people almost sickens me. Every game has problems, but people are going a bit far with their near-cancerous attitude in some of those comments. They don't seem to understand how difficult it really is to make a game work correctly, they think it's some little ordeal that can be done in days or a week....it saddens me to read those comments, and I majorly agree....it's a shitshow and a half. 

    2. Cuntstable

      Cuntstable

      Kind of confirms the dayz devs are lazy asf. 4 years to make a whole engine and 63. That s only quartered complete. Hell the engine got released at 60 . And that was like 2 years ago? 

       

    3. Fil Vandren

      Fil Vandren

      @Saints

      I've actually taken a few classes on game design....it is VERY difficult and time consuming....now sure, 4 years is a long long time to spend on certain things, but from their point of view, they'd rather deal with the doubters and the cancer and release a finished product than release a half built and unpolished build of the game and deal with even worse BS.

    4. RogueSolace

      RogueSolace

      I don't understand all of these mechanics things so I'm sure there's a lot that I don't get about how all of this works.

      my question is why have they not adapted something like World of Warcraft or Star Wars the old republic. They are literally the same mechanics of how they function for two separate games.

      obviously a lot more has to be created due to it being a survival game and I'm sure there's copyright and all that other stuff. I just want the ability to customize my character in detail. Can't even do that.

    5. Oliv

      Oliv

      The engine did not roll out fully at .60, it begain rolling out. As of now, even at .62 we have a mix of both new and legacy tech in this game. Imagine the shit show it would have caused if they didn't update anything in the past 2 years and just worked on putting out something new?

    6. Cuntstable

      Cuntstable

      " half built and unpolished build of the game and deal with even worse BS." 
      You mean fully released ? Sure , it will be finished and polished. But right now , and when beta comes out we have a half built and unpolished build of the game. And qe have for the past few years. The dayz devs have to released 1.0 this year for xbox , and with there track record of updates it will be fucking impossible. Which means they will basically have to rush bout 40 updates this year and half the year is almost gone. 

      Of course game design is difficult , but all you have to do is look at their history to see that they are also lazy and lairs. There "it's too hard" is just bullshit to me at this point. 

    7. Oliv

      Oliv

      Saints, they don't have to rush 40 updates. They can go from .46 to 1.0, the numbers are meaningless.

    8. Fil Vandren

      Fil Vandren

      I just don't get people....they go out of their way to do what they did on that twitter post and bitch, whine, and complain at the devs. If they don't like the game as much as they make it seem, they could just *gasp* NOT PLAY IT.

      They really are trying their best....they may have made and will make many mistakes, but you must understand they aren't like the modding community, they don't do this on their own free time for fun. They do this to try and impress/keep a fanbase of overly critical 12+ year olds happy.

      (Sorry if I seem salty...it's 5:30 AM and that twitter post's comments made me sick.)

    9. Wunsleh

      Wunsleh

      They bitch and moan because they are passionate about a game they like, and I cant blame them. For a long time now people have been waiting for this game to reach it's finish line and its still very far away. The lack of updates speaks volumes. Here's to hoping there will be a player resurgence when the game finishes in 2080.

    10. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      No no guys!

      The forgot their planes cause they can't time things correctly.

      Such as releasing games. Getting on planes. etc Or like the guy said on twitter:

      "Someone got stuck at the airport for a week?! Like, what? Have you just given up on excuses? Bohemia, your PR team needs to be replaced. In any other type of software industry, this would get you fired/ replaced by a competitor."

       

    11. Brayces

      Brayces

      I'm sorry but delaying a Status Report update for a full week/2 weeks because "Oh we were stuck in the airport" is not a valid excuse. 

      Why not delay post the following day? Are they not around their PCs/laptops? Do they not have wifi in airports/hotels/ANYfucking where to post from? 

      Feels more like they didn't have anything ready and needed to buy time by posting this. *Shrug*. 

    12. Oliv

      Oliv

      in all honesty, they probably didn't have anything. But, AFAIK they have been keeping their progress list update or they at least were last I checked.

    13. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      Nothing to do with the airport, they are not posting a status update because there is nothing to post.

      The last few status updates have shown nothing but little progress with the game. I really wanna be positive about the game but we have nothing to show progress other than some fancy new ladder animations (which in all honesty i have no idea why that is amazing as we always had animations in the first place, so what if the feet didnt hit every bar).

      The game is seriously lacking devwlopment and they should have got the Arma 3 devs in for the last 5 months just to bolster the team and get the beta out, after all arma 4 is meant to be using this new dayz engine so why not let the devs get experience? I think at this time its already too late. Even 0.63 wont save the games player decline, there are now bigger and better games to play.

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