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Alexander Rudnik

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"Guten Morgen!"

In a poor stereotypical German accent: "Ah! Helo! How va-you, ya?"

"Really? You have to insult my accent?"

"Nien! I've tryingz to makez vu vor comvortable, ya!"


"Ya, ya! Vhat gave itz avay?!"

"Ich kann Ihren Diabetes 2 Kilometer entfernt riechen."

"Vor langauage iz zo beautivul!" 

"Ich hätte dich erschießen und uns allen einen Gefallen tun sollen."

"Vhat doz dat mean?"

"Welcome to my town! You'll love it so much, you'll never want to leave!" 

"Ya ya! Dank vu!" 

Whispers to himself: "Mein Gott, ich werde ihn töten, wenn er schläft."

(I used Google translate for this joke, sorry if it doesn't translate accurately) 

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