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Hammond: "Welcome back to Nation Geographic: Chernarus edition!" Here we see an elder Orangutan attempt to capture a wild car! See how the German BMW rests by a human made fire and relax under a tree. The elder Orangutan thinks it has a chance to capture it but little does the Orangutan know that it doesn't have the wits to pull it off..."

Clarkson: "Hammond, are you just going to sit there and talk nonsense or are you going to get dinner ready?" 

May: "I got the fire going. Now to you two idiots stop messing about and get dinner ready."