A Shelter with a Surprise

"Dad! It's great to see you! I can't believe you're alive!"

"Good to see y'all too."

"Where's mom?"

"Oh, she's resting in bed. I had to eat her." 

"What?!" 

"Yeah, she tastes so good!"

"Oh God!"

"Why Dad? Why tell us these things?!"

"Hey, better me than some one else."

"Someone else?!"

"How do y'all think we survived for so long?"

"Please kill me!"

"Hehe..."