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If DayZRP rules applied to real life...


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  • Sapphire

"I know you just beat me up and all, but I could really go for some food and some water. I'm starving."

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  • Diamond

Hahaha XD lmao

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  • Emerald

Let me just roll on over to dusty's place and Initiate on him in the middle of his street. I'll let you know how it goes.

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  • MVP

//Moved to Off Topic

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Server and location: S1 Not sure where

Approximate time and date of the incident (SERVER TIME): sometime late at night, not many people on

Your in game name: Rico Hernandez

Names of allies involved: Juan Joseph

Name of suspect/s: not sure, some bald idiot

Friendly/Enemy vehicles involved (if any): sedan

Additional evidence? (video/screenshot): 

Detailed description of the events: 

me and Juan are chillin in the middle of town when this random guy comes up acting really suspicious. we assume he has kill right on us or something so we start doing the usual "pull out guns slowly" to scare him. he keeps coming when all of a sudden his friend blatantly RDM's both of us with a car, killing Juan immediantly and executing me after injuring me.

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  • MVP

*Comes back from coma with full memeory*
"sorry bud new life rule.." **smacks him back into one** 

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  • Sapphire

"Well I know that group chasing me is out to kill me, but as long as I can't hear them as they chase after me they can't shoot me after they tell me to stop."

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  • Emerald

"Fuck, my friend's house is getting sacked by some thugs, but I can't shoot the dude in all black with a ski mask smoking by his mailbox even though he is armed and clearly with the other looters because he hasn't gained KoS yet." 

or, my personal favorite

*Posts something stupid to the forum, gets killed IRL from an over accumulation of 'points' on a health test.* 

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  • MVP
5 minutes ago, Callie said:

I'd just walk into active gun fights and start looting bodies. Rule armor.

Or run towards all those shots because those people definitely want to socialize with me.

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  • Sapphire

Working for the Army would be so different if the bad guys had to initiate. 

 

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  • Sapphire

*Walks into a nightclub finds a person sitting by themselves playing on their phone and I say*

hey the rules say you have to roleplay at all times and no OOC communication get up let's do some dance RP

[the best icebreaker to date tbh]

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  • MVP

"Put your hands up and surrender!"

"..."

"Put your goddamn hands up!"

"I.. really really want to but I can't".

"Why the hell not?!"

"The surrender animation is not in yet... How about I wave my arms instead?"

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  • MVP

Imma just loot this same airfield 6 times a day because I always miss some stuff when I go there.

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1 hour ago, Ju Ju said:

*Walks into a nightclub finds a person sitting by themselves playing on their phone and I say*

hey the rules say you have to roleplay at all times and no OOC communication get up let's do some dance RP

[the best icebreaker to date tbh]

smooth af dude

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