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The Fuck The Commies Act of December [Open Frequency]

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*Ken sits in a chair, with his feet on the table. He has a solemn look to him. He presses down the PTT, speaking in his raspy trucker voice. He has a very "no fucks given" tone of voice*

"Hey y'all, most of you probably don't know who I am. That's because me and my people have tried to stay away from all this bullshit goin' on with these Commie fucks.

But, everyone has their breaking point, and it seems I've hit mine.

No more giving into them.

It's time that we showed them that we the people give them their authority.

A government's power is derived from the people, and it seems they are taking away many desired freedoms of said people.

Keep your guns.

Keep your belongings.

Nobody has the right to take what is rightfully yours.

If these Commies can go around releasing "Acts", then I sure as hell can too.

So then I, Ken Mendenhall, leader of the United People of Salvation, declare this:

We will not tolerate a government that takes away our belongings.

We will not tolerate a government that wishes to take away our loved ones, as they attempted to do so with my daughter.

We will not tolerate a government that takes away our gun rights.

If any fuckin' Commie tries taking away my guns or my family again, well, then I guess I'm gonna have to kill some more of 'em.

Already got one yesterday.

So, long story short, fuck the Commies.

Don't put up with their bull shit, because it won't stop."

*A pause is heard, and then you can hear about twenty or so gruff voices exclaim in a rallying boast:*

"BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!!"

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3 minutes ago, G19 said:

*Viktor sighs as he presses the PTT*

"I know your small, inbreed little brain probably cant understand this, but the GOD DAMN COMMONWEALTH, is not a communist government. Sure, many of us in the PCC hold these views to be true, but the governing body is a republic. If you want say in it, you join one of the particular sections, elect your representatives and they will vote on your behalf. I can dumb that one down for you if you'd like. Perhaps like I had to tell you yesterday when we had one of your men, who's life you valued so very little, you did not even attempt to negotiate. Very sad. Mr. Ken, you can talk all the shit you want on the radio my friend, but you cant back shit up in person. May I reference you to yesterday, where you take me at gunpoint and ten plus of you people are wounded while only Olaf was shot on our side. Are you a comedian Mr. Ken? Because you sure do make me laugh. You know where to find us, do something pussy."

*Viktor tokes his cigar as he releases the PTT*

*Ken smirks, and presses down on the PTT*

"Can't back shit up?

Heh.

Sure Kent would disagree with you.

But what's that?

Oh yeah.

He can't.

Why?

Because I chopped off his tongue.

Because I chopped off both his ears.

Because I chopped off all the fingers on his left hand.

Because I stabbed out his right eye.

Because I bashed in all of his teeth.

Because I chopped off his dick and stapled it to his fore head, effectively making him a literal dick head.

Because I carved that stupid smile of his into a frown.

Can I call him "Frowny" now?

Heh.

Y'all watch your backs now, stay together.

You saw what happens to stragglers, especially the ones that hurt my people in the past. But now that happens to be ALL of you."

*Ken releases the PTT*

 

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*he picks up the radio chuckling*

”ha! Dog has bite huh? Kent was a good Comrade and you may have killed him but you did not kill what he fought for, and in the end men are replaceable. Glad he gave you some satisfaction. See you on the flip side.”

*he releases the PTT turning his radio off for good*

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*An oddly off-kilter, detached British accent cuts through the static in a trademark monotone.*

"You have friends out here, Ken. Friends who can supply you with automatic rifles quicker than these people can take them away. We will not be herded like cattle."

*The transmission lapses back into static abruptly.*

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*Joey presses the PTT*

Ken its Joey the one that escorted that guy away from the librarians camp about a month ago, anyways don't rage war over something that you and your people don't... no CANT finish.

*Joey releases the PTT*

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1 hour ago, Mr. Blue said:

Because I chopped off his dick and stapled it to his fore head, effectively making him a literal dick head.

*Mikael responds*

And people call us the monsters.

You literally tortured a man to death, including cutting off his penis and attaching it to his head.

All because the man was a communist.

All we're trying to do is bring peace to the region, and to make the area safer by disarming people of military weaponry.

We're trying to return the region to an era of peace that will match the reign of the Vozdushno-desantnye voyska Rossii.

We're trying to help the people of the country.

But no, people want to cause more bloodshed, something we're trying to avoid, all because they're giving up their precious military rifles. 

Civilians do not need to be carrying military grade rifles. Shotguns, pistols, and hunting rifles are just as good at defense from the sick.

Whether people want to admit it or not, they need us and they need this government we're making.

We'll keep on doing what we're doing because we know it is for the greater good.

*Mikael sets down the radio*

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*James picks up his radio after hearing that awful man speak about cutting off a man's dick earlier. He pushes down his transmit button, beginning to speak in his Chernarussian accent*

Christ and people think my people are the monsters. Why the fuck would you do that to a man? No respect... none at all.

*He releases his transmit button, popping his radio back into his pocket.*

 

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:: Dominik thinks for a moment to gather his thoughts before replying ::

"I've been listening to most of these broadcasts, and hell it's a lot to absorb. Frankly I think I've heard so many contradictions from certain voices I don't know where to begin. One fellow instructed his comrade not to condescend the people he was addressing yet that same voice did himself when someone disagreed with him."

"You folks talk about people not needing these weapons to defend themselves from the infected. That's not what they're worried about. It's people. And I'm quite sure you know that. This weapons restriction is supposed to be used to help remove weapons from elements hostile to your 'government'." So are the people of this region just supposed to sit back as they are defenseless against the marauders you know are out there? Perhaps the people would be more willing to cooperate and disarm themselves if their safety was guaranteed. So far it does not seem like it is guaranteed. Perhaps asking those you wish to 'Protect' to help you route out these rogue elements to ensure security would have been more productive before confiscating weaponry."

"Instead, on this fine eve, I hear screaming, yelling, cursing and threats being exchanged because you use force on tired, confused and frightened people who have been left on their own by several governments and military forces. Granted, this was not their intention. So I just wonder, what made you think this was going to go over smoothly? Not really looking for an answer honestly. I'm pretty sure everyone can see the truth for themselves."

"Merry Christmas South Zagoria."

:: The transmission ends ::

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*Joey presses the PTT*

How are we to blame when all people want to do is revolt against the government we are setting up and tell us to fucking suck it because they don't like what we are doing with the whole disarmament of military grade riffles. We are doing this because people are sayin that they are gonna revolt you kill it by instead of taking off its head you take out the base. No military grade guns hell of a lot harder to defeat the government and hell whats next we will have to execute the innocent like Rome did ancient times to tell people you try and you will end up like this. I'm not saying we wont but I'm saying we will do what must be done to sustain the government.

*Joey releases the PTT and closes his eyes*

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*Looking at the radio in disgust she lays her rifle across her lap before pressing the transmit button..her voice still soft and calm as she begins to speak* 

"This crap still goin on....Holy....eh whatever...come on now all us civilians out here...well we ain't stupid. Every single damn one of us knows...with most 
just too scared to say it...that you and your boys are only tryin to take people weapons to save yourselves from A having to get off your lazy asses and find 
your own weapons and ammo....and B to keep the good people of this country from having an easy time wiping the floor with you and your merry band of eunuchs. 
Grow up...get off your high horse...and realize that these people are not going to give in easily to you. Probably not gonna give in at all as a matter of 
fact...so be prepared for a war little man...its coming.'

*starting to laugh quietly she moves a little to the side*

"Oh and Mr Ken....making someone a literal dickhead...thought I was the only one that did that. Good luck out there...these guys are some kinda crazy"

*Smiling to herself she turns the volume down on her radio and goes back to watching the people in the town below her*

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:: Sighing, Dominik responds to the man ::

"Fella, the blame came when you try to force a government on people that don't want it, or need it. If you're too blind to see that then I feel somewhat sorry for ya."

"We've survived this long without any government supervision don't see why we'd need it now."

:: He rubs his eyes and ends the transmission ::

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*Mikael would respond to the radio*

Hey Mr. Mendenhall. Why don't you bring your force to the airfield and settle this like men instead of hiding behind radio?

Come on. I bring a stocking, and I fill it with coal. I will beat you with that stocking filled with coal until you are a bloodied pulp on the ground.

Then, like you did to one of my comrades, I will cut off your penis and staple it to your head. I'll make you a fucking unicorn with your own penis.

Be a man and come to airfield. Fight like men. Not like scared kiska.

*Mikael sets down the radio and knocks back a shot of glorious Russian vodka*

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*Picks up his radio and presses the PTT, smiling*

"All of my comrades are right with what they're saying, I wouldn't mess with anyone. Be happy that we aren't actively hunting any of our enemies down.

*Releases the PTT and leans back, still smiling*

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*he would pick up his radio*

We stand with you, fuck the commies, and fuck the wangs.

Tiocfaidh ár lá.

*Silence*

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14 minutes ago, swilly said:

-snip-

*David sits at the top of the air control tower along the runway, aiming his rifle down the strip and staring through the scope of it. He turns, and is greeted by his wife, whom hands him a glass of Jack Daniels. David sets the rifle upward, laying the stock toward the ground and pulls the glass to his mouth, taking a deep swig of the alcoholic beverage. Laying the glass on the floor, David picks the rifle up and aims down the runway once more, listening to the radio. He hears a familiar voice, smiles and giggles a bit, scratching his beard and listening to the audacity of the man behind the message. David pulls latch off his tactical belt and brings it to his face, pressing the PTT button and replying.*

"You know, the last time we had a meeting with you and your friend, I asked if you guys were the same ones that were talking shit over the radio, and you denied. You completely pussied out when you could have tried something with me right then and there. You were all like "No, no, sir, that wasn't us, haha! We have no problem with the Black Fangs at all, we love them!" and when I realized you were spoonfeeding me bullshit I wanted to hear, I almost beat you to death and let you go with your life on two conditions: One, that you wouldn't talk more shit about me, my wife, the traders, and my group on the radio anymore. The second, was given to you by the gentlemen that just spoke a minute ago, that you wouldn't talk more shit about the PCC.

*David lets go of the PTT, rubs his temples, takes a deep breath, and presses on the PTT yet again.*

Seeing as you haven't learned and my courtesy went to fucking waste considering you broke our deal, you better hope I don't find you by yourself or with your friend out there, you spineless weasel. I'll be waiting here for you when you grow the set to come back and actually confront me without pussying out like you did last time, friend-o."

*David lets go of the PTT button and gets up, walking out onto the balcony of the air control tower of the runway, and replies for the last time.*

"And for the rest of the people of this frequency, including Ken and his people who literally didn't have the guts to back out of the guns they owed us at one point, better hope you see me before I see you, or Christmas is gonna be one big janitor job for you when you're having to clean up the mess of your friends I'm going to make."

*David lets go of the PTT button and clips the radio back to his belt as he overlooks the empty airfield, smiling into the distance with a devious grin.*

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*Grabs his radio while smiling. He depresses the PTT button and begins speaking*

"Man, David, I couldn't have described those words better than myself."

*He nods and sets the radio down again*

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11 minutes ago, Nathan Osbourne said:

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*He would breath deeply before pressing the PTT*

Well considering I had no weaponry I did not see a point in swinging my dick around with you and two other pussies armed to the teeth with assault rifles.

*He pauses*

Oh you also left out the fact that mere hours before I sprayed down 3 of your men and left one crippled on the floor. Not only that, but I told all three of you bitches to your faces that I was the one that did it, yet you pussies did nothing. A few smacks from a baseball bat while I was tied up, yeah you really got me with that bloody nose.

*He would grin*

That was nothing compared to what i'll do to your wife. You know, you really should have kept your mouth shut about her, I did not even know that you had one before you told me...That will make it all the more better when I make her watch me nail you to a tree and start cutting things off of you....or maybe i'll make YOU watch me cut things off of her...shame you had to even bring your innocent little wife into this.

*He would scratch his head*

Don't make the anyone think you even touched me, motherfucker all you did was smack me around a little, I straight up told you I gunned down your men to your face while I was restrained, and you STILL let me out alive. But i'm the spineless one? you're just a pussy. And now i'm coming for you David, and Maybe i'll come for your pretty little wife too.

*a short pause*

The name ain't jonathan either, It's blinky bitch. 

*He lets go off the PTT and goes back to picking out all the valuable items from the tent near the firestation*

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4 minutes ago, swilly said:

*He would breath deeply before pressing the PTT*

Well considering I had no weaponry I did not see a point in swinging my dick around with you and two other pussies armed to the teeth with assault rifles.

*He pauses*

Oh you also left out the fact that mere hours before I sprayed down 3 of your men and left one crippled on the floor. Not only that, but I told all three of you bitches to your faces that I was the one that did it, yet you pussies did nothing. A few smacks from a baseball bat while I was tied up, yeah you really got me with that bloody nose.

*He would grin*

That was nothing compared to what i'll do to your wife. You know, you really should have kept your mouth shut about her, I did not even know that you had one before you told me...That will make it all the more better when I make her watch me nail you to a tree and start cutting things off of you....or maybe i'll make YOU watch me cut things off of her...shame you had to even bring your innocent little wife into this.

*He would scratch his head*

Don't make the anyone think you even touched me, motherfucker all you did was smack me around a little, I straight up told you I gunned down your men to your face while I was restrained, and you STILL let me out alive. But i'm the spineless one? you're just a pussy. And now i'm coming for you David, and Maybe i'll come for your pretty little wife too.

*a short pause*

The name ain't jonathan either, It's blinky bitch. 

*He lets go off the PTT and goes back to picking out all the valuable items from the tent near the firestation*

*

"Ehm we never lost a man to your hand so stop lie."

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Just now, Its Boris said:

"Ehm we never lost a man to your hand so stop lie."

*He would lift the radio, recognizing the familiar voice and accent*

Oh I beg to differ sir, thats not what you said as you held me hostage, and I sure thought I left three of them in a bloody mess at the barns near the edge of Kabinino?

Stop spreading bullshit, acting like youre invincible, fucking commies.

*He would grin at the though of them trying to spread propaganda, like the uprising has not already begun*

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Just now, swilly said:

*He would lift the radio, recognizing the familiar voice and accent*

Oh I beg to differ sir, thats not what you said as you held me hostage, and I sure thought I left three of them in a bloody mess at the barns near the edge of Kabinino?

Stop spreading bullshit, acting like youre invincible, fucking commies.

*He would grin at the though of them trying to spread propaganda, like the uprising has not already begun*

"what the fuck are you talking about? You never killed eny one of us and we never lost three people in kab wtf are you on about. Fucking northern Irish"

 

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2 minutes ago, Its Boris said:

"what the fuck are you talking about? You never killed eny one of us and we never lost three people in kab wtf are you on about. Fucking northern Irish"

 

*He would pick up the radio*

Okay ill give you the play by play since you want to act like a dipshit.

Me and a friend arrive in Kab, friend has a red armband. We run into a dude with and accent, instantly know he was one of you commie fucks, this was further confirmed when he goes "blah blah blah take that armband off you're not a commie blah blah". So one thing leads to another and my friend says he doesnt like the black fangs, not knowing you slimey fucks were licking up their hole at the time. So he tries to leave and takes off the armband, your guys follow and 3 more show up, ya know, because you lot are pussies and can't fight an even battle. Friend tries to walk away peacefully, and your men yell and start pointing guns, then I spray them down like the dogs they are.

*He pauses, making sure he didnt leave out too many details*

You don't have to openly admit on the radio that you guys are pussies that get gunned down like nothing, its okay, just don't spread bullshit.

*Click*

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9 minutes ago, swilly said:

*He would pick up the radio*

Okay ill give you the play by play since you want to act like a dipshit.

Me and a friend arrive in Kab, friend has a red armband. We run into a dude with and accent, instantly know he was one of you commie fucks, this was further confirmed when he goes "blah blah blah take that armband off you're not a commie blah blah". So one thing leads to another and my friend says he doesnt like the black fangs, not knowing you slimey fucks were licking up their hole at the time. So he tries to leave and takes off the armband, your guys follow and 3 more show up, ya know, because you lot are pussies and can't fight an even battle. Friend tries to walk away peacefully, and your men yell and start pointing guns, then I spray them down like the dogs they are.

*He pauses, making sure he didnt leave out too many details*

You don't have to openly admit on the radio that you guys are pussies that get gunned down like nothing, its okay, just don't spread bullshit.

*Click*

"I can admit when my friends get killed but you did not do that we havent lost that amount of man to you so stop lie. We have never lost taht amount of men to just one pep so just stop acting cool becose that never happend and it starts to sound pretty funny right now."

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Holds her PTT and speaks slow and calm.

"He says you can join the commonwealth... He says they are for the people... but he lies.

I was at North West Airfield. I saved one of his men from three infected. I asked him about joining him and his men, I tried explaining to him i'm a doctor. He responded by talking over me and taking my weapon, insulting me and my intelligence, and demanding I obey his order as he said he owns this country.

I warned him that taking weapons of "The People" wouldn't stop a rebellion, but instead, it would incite one. Here we are... The beginnings of a rebellion. I hope you are happy, Mr. PCC Commissar. Your "Government"... Your "Commonwealth" is nothing but a farce. A Facade you put up to take control of those you fear... "The People" won't stand for it. You've fucked up. I hope you're ready for the consequences."

She shakes her head and releases her PTT.

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4 minutes ago, Taryn said:

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*He picks up his radio in disgust*

I strongly feel as though doctors are some of the few remaining good people in this world. And I sincerely thank you for what you do.

*He pauses*

I think you commie fucks should listen to the things people like this have to say before this goes so far that you can't control it.

*click*

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*Jeremiah speaks into the radio quietly*

I will not fight a war against people who don't harm me, items are replaceable but life is not. Good luck with your crusade.

*silence*

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