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[Game] Lame Super Powers

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Taryn    361

So, the object of the game is to corrupt the power of the person above you. They will say a power they want, and you have to ruin it for them. Examples:

Player 1: My power is invisibility.

Player 2: Yes, but you can only use it while mid-shit. I want the power of seeing into the future.

Player 3: Okay, but it only happens when Dayz Rp S2 is up for more than 72 hours consecutive. I want to be able to teleport.

Etc. Etc. 

 

I suppose I can go first and leave off where player 3 did. 

 

I want the power of teleportation.

 

 

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Iso    1227

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but you have no control over when/where you teleport.

I wish I had the power of mind reading.

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Idole    184
Posted (edited)

yes but you soon go crazy as you have no control over it 

I want the power over elements

Edited by Idole

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Taryn    361

Okay, but its the element of water and it only works on urine. 

I want the power to speak with animals. 

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Idole    184

okay but only certain animals talk to you but onlywhen they are hungry and you look like a meal

i want the power of shapeshifting

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Taryn    361

Yes, but only in the form of a plunger, or a slug. Nothing else. 

I want the power to speak any and all languages. 

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Red    247

But you'd have to speak without a tongue!

I want to be run at the speed of light.

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Shane    562

Alright but if you do you get lost in time.

I want to be able to phase through objects

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Taryn    361
Posted (edited)
24 minutes ago, Shane said:

Alright but if you do you get lost in time.

I want to be able to phase through objects

Okay, but every time you do, your clothes don't get to follow, and the object can be no thicker than your finger.

I want the power to breathe under water.

Edited by Taryn

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Brayces    323
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13 minutes ago, Taryn said:

Okay, but every time you do, your clothes don't get to follow, and the object can be no thicker than your finger.

I want the power to breathe under water.

You can do it, but you can only use it when face down in a small, shallow puddle the size of your face.

I want the ability to touch any book and instantly know the contents.

Edited by Brayces
USED A WISH SOMEONE ELSE HAD

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Taryn    361
1 minute ago, Brayces said:

You can do it, but you can only use it when face down in a small, shallow puddle the size of your face.

I want to be able to speak to animals!

Fine. but it only works on Porn and TeenVogue Magazines.

I want the ability to fly.

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Para    312

Righto... flying only west it is then.

I want the ability to move objects with my mind.

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Taryn    361
5 minutes ago, Para said:

Righto... flying only west it is then.

I want the ability to move objects with my mind.

Cool, but only objects light enough to move with one hand.

 

I want the power of X-ray vision.

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Para    312

RIghto... but whenever you use your x-ray vision you can only use it on people not wearing clothes.

I want to be able to control people's minds.

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Ender    641

granted but who ever you control does the opposite of what you tell them. Choose your words carefully.

 

i wish i could manipulate probability

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Taryn    361

Fine, but it probably won't work.

 

I wanna be able to shoot anyone or anything from any distance.

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Seiceps the Deceiver    309

But you shoot them with rubber bands

 

I want to be able to phase through objects

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Cid    333

That's all fine and dandy, but you come out the other side completely naked.  That could be helpful in some situations.

I want to be able to create portals.

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Para    312

You sure you want that? I mean... you can only open a 1 way portal to another dimension... and you don't know what's on the other side. Be careful there m8.

I want to be able to turn objects into other objects using my mind.

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Cid    333

Everything you make becomes a rabid dog.

I want to ability to not be affected by this game.

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Taryn    361

Fine, but now you're dead. Good job, scrub.

 

I want the ability to bring people back to life, tho...

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Para    312
1 minute ago, Taryn said:

Fine, but now you're dead. Good job, scrub.

 

I want the ability to bring people back to life, tho...

That's cool... but every single one of them falls in love with you, endlessly, because they're in your debt. Choose carefully who you revive.

I want the ability to transform into any animal at will.

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Faith    731
Posted (edited)

-snip - dammit para!!!

Edited by Mercy

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Hollows    450
3 minutes ago, Para said:

That's cool... but every single one of them falls in love with you, endlessly, because they're in your debt. Choose carefully who you revive.

I want the ability to transform into any animal at will.

That's neat, but you have to stay the animal you've shape shifted to for 2 years before turning back or to another animal.

I want to have the super power to remove all of my Warning Points.

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Taryn    361

Yes, but if you use it, your current character gets Perma'd.

 

I want the ability to give more than 5 beans a day, regardless of my forum rank.

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