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Fucking Ukrainians (Open Freq)

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*Velky sits down by a tree with a deep sigh, the cool night breeze hitting the side of his face*

*He pulls out his radio and presses the button, Chuckling for a bit while at the beginning of the broadcast*

"Note to self... never call a fucking Ukrainian a cyka."

*Laughter ensues while he take his finger off the button and gets ready to build a campfire*

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SmartyyZ    156

*Sobeslav takes another sip from his beer and decides to press the PTT*

Are you talking about the guy who is pretending to be the president of Chernarus... and his western pigs protecting him? They are just looking for trouble and they will find it soon...

*Sobeslav shakes his head in disapproval and releases the PTT*

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Flash    385

* Danylo listens to the big dicking over the radio and laughs, he decides to press the PTT*

"hey I got a pretty big dick too, want to see it??"

"oh ya this big dick is gonna fuck all these trouble makers"

* Dany falls into another drunken laughing spree*

" Oh-oh-and *hiccup* and get this. THEY'VE ALL GOT LITTLE DICKS. "

" mine is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay bigger, just wait till I show em. "

*Danylo begins to laugh again*

*he takes a sip from his flask and releases the PTT*

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SmartyyZ    156
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*Sobeslav presses the PTT and speaks with angry voice*

Big dick guy... lets see what is going to happen when we meet... i can guarantee you won't make eye contact..

*sighs*

You and your little group of Ukrainians can fuck off before we force you to... stupid fena..

*PTT is released*

 

Edited by SmartyyZ

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Odap the Corruptor    416

*David presses down his transmit button*

Uhm.... I like big dickin' as much as the next brother but.... aren't you the guy who said he likes shaggin' kids in the woods or am I mistaking you with someone else?

Annnnnyywaaayyy Stay Gold

You sadly confused young man.

*David lets go of his transmit button*

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Flash    385

*Dany hears the transmission and bursts into laughter again before pressing the PTT again*

" is this seriously what you're going to do with your night? "

" talk shit about some other group of people that you barely know two shits about "

" A group that has constantly killed your men since you fucking got here. "

* Dany takes a swig from his flask and his voice gets serious *

" We tried for peace with you people, we could have worked together. "

" and you threw that shit in the fuck garbage. "

" So don't sit here and act like we're the problem, like we're the ones that need to fuck off. "

" I'm not gonna sit here and talk about how I'm going to kill you... or all of your shitstain friends.. "

" I'm gonna go have a few drinks with the people that matter to me and we can settle this tomorrow if you want. "

" I'm through with this big dicking over the radio. "

*Dany realses the PTT*

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Joffrey    894

*Tracey picks up her radio*

Oh my god? He has sex with children? That's awful! Shame on you sir. I hope someone finds you and brings you to justice!

*Disgusted, Tracey puts her radio in her bag and scoffs* 

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Flash    385

* Dany hears the news and preses the PTT *

" wait... you fuck children? "

" jesus christ man you need some help. "

* Dany releases the PTT and laughs with the boys over some cold ones that they left in the icey river. *

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Darkcomet    2

*Listens for a while, finally deciding to press the PTT. A heavy Russian accent would stream through the radio *

"Ебаные украинцы!"

*Vitaliy scoffs, momentarily releasing the push to talk button to spit on the ground, then presses it again.*

"They are no good! I have seen them kidnapping, killing, and robbing in Stary Sobor, and also at North Western Air Field. If you see orange armbands, turn around or be prepared to defend yourself!"

*Releases the PTT, he fumbles with his AK and then continues on forwards, mumbling something about Ukrainians*

 

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