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SillyGoose    230

Suh mah dudes, today I'm here to show you a few things I've been doing on my little vacay.

I'm not gonna show yous cunts everything since there are some things I want to keep private ( like what me and the swans do at night ) 

Now since when you roll with the Pagoons only 2 things happen: ERP or an initiation.

Because of that I decided to go up north and chill with the lads. 

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This is me the first day realizing that its actually nice outside, instead of the shithole that they call chernarus.

of course there I'm not wearing my nice pair of shoos that I bought weeks ago but ye know, what do

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Now I was just chillin the second day ye know how it is. The night before I was doing the dirty with some nice swans if I would include pics you still wouldn't believe. So in the morning I smell something burning, it smelled pretty good. So I smell myself to ye know figure out whats for dinner, unfortunately It wasn't me. after doing all that I open my door to see whats poppin with the boys but instead of seeing the boys I see that ugly bastard

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Now at this point it was all slow mo and shite like me trying to figure out what in the dookeys just happened. So I look to my right and see one of my boys

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they all fast asleep and shite so I'm like SHIT. can't do my self taught jackie chan impersonations.

When I found out that that was the case I had to act fast.

this dude came closer and closer so I had to buy more time and there is only one way to do that.

I came at this dude like

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Now that didn't work.

So I tried a different strategy....

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and thats the most interesting thing that happened to me in the little vacay.

 

 

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SillyGoose    230
Just now, Beni said:

YES! IT'S BACK! 

Oh its more than just back mate. prepare your anus.

8 minutes ago, FrostyCat said:

Fucking geese fuck off!

Thank you for the constructive criticism. Will keep this in mind.

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Western    499

fuck sake

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Mikey    37

That Shit just made my day.

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SillyGoose    230

alright so this is a long story so get ready...

so me and the boys went on a night out ye? We were having a few pints, lookin at a few

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anyways, later we see these mugs ye? they were all confident and shite. 

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so me and the lads rolled up on them like this after we saw them trying to talk to one of our birds

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and we Cuntpunted the fokers soo hard that all of the sudden we hear sirens.

at first we didn't know what was happening ( we were piss drunk ) 

so after slapping them bastards I look to my right to talk to me boys but I see the coppers, and I fokin ran

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Moral of the story, keep ye birds caged up. That keeps them from talking to melts

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King Box    0

This is a amazing.

6 hours ago, jamieV_ said:

 

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They need to catch you! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

 

Edited by King Box

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WeeMeme    0
On 2/5/2017 at 8:48 PM, jamieV_ said:

Me on the road to go get my new ride.

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@jamieV_ Come pick me up lad 

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SillyGoose    230
36 minutes ago, dankatronic said:

@jamieV_ Come pick me up lad 

Mate I would but I ain't got no gas. Believe me, getting gas is quite difficult with no thumbs. 

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Western    499

fuck sake, this is getting worse xDDD

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SillyGoose    230
33 minutes ago, Western said:

fuck sake, this is getting worse xDDD

Thank you for your great optimism. I will definitely keep this in mind!

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Western    499
Just now, jamieV_ said:

Thank you for your great optimism. I will definitely keep this in mind!

please do, i have more things to read when i cry 

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Seiceps the Deceiver    309

I sir, salute you

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SillyGoose    230
16 hours ago, King Box said:

This is a amazing.

They need to catch you! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

 

Greater good my ass crack, the want to throw me in the hole and use me for dinner.

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SillyGoose    230
41 minutes ago, King Box said:

Bruv get on my level

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You ain't got nothing on my 29 inch biceps.

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