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80's and 90's themed pick up lines

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Title is pretty self explanatory. Pickup lines based on shit that happened back in the fucking glory days.

 

Hey baby, you wanna be the Joey to my Dawson?

 

Hey baby, you got me like bass boost on my discman, always turned on.

 

Hey baby, I bought you some D batteries for that boom box.

 

OK... the last one isn't that good, but lets see what you got.

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Hey baby, want to be the Rachel to my Ross?

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Hey gurl, does this chloroform smell like the 80s?

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Do you have a library card, because I'm checking you out.

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You look like you would taste better than my sister.

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8 hours ago, Echo said:

Hey gurl, does this chloroform smell like the 80s?

Easy there Bill.

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