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Henry picks up his radio after thinking long and hard about what he should give to people for Christmas! After a long time thinking, he picks up his radio and holds down the PTT.

"Ho ho ho!  Tell me, boys and girls, and make sure to do it one by one! What do YOU want for Christmas this year!? Tell me your name and the gift you'd like!  Ho ho ho!"

He releases the PTT, grabs his notepad and readies himself.

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*Fox, on her way to the airfield, hears Henry's transmission and can't help herself but put on a brief smile. She pulls the radio out of her vest pocket, presses the PTT and speaks with a slightly sarcastic tone*

Dear Santa Clause,
My name is Fox and I want world peace.
And all my enemies served to Grishino, in handcuffs.

Thanks.

*She releases the PTT and then realises people might take that serious, so she presses it again*

Okay, actually, a can of peaches would be nice.

*She releases the PTT*

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Naomi smirks and pulls her radio up pressing the PTT button down.

 

"Oooo mate, you think you could get me an orange boonie? Name's Naomi by the way."

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Henry writes down "Fox: Can of peaches, Naomi: Orange boony? Boonie?" in his notepad and then holds down the PTT.

"Oooh! Some peaches for Fox, and an orange boonie hat for Naomi! Good choices!"

He releases the PTT.

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*He'd hold down the PTT button with a smile on his face*

''I want all the borders to fall, and peace in the world.''

*He'd release the PTT button and rack his AKM yelling out , ''SYKE!''*

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*Ryan chuckles and pushes down the PTT*

Hey Santa, I would like a bath, a toaster and some mango chutney

Cheers

*he releases the PTT*

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*Ollie presses the PTT*

'Cuppa Tea'

*He'd giggle and close the PTT*

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The cheerful transmission would make Sonja jump in excitement. She was quick to reach for the radio but needed a few minutes to figure out what she really wanted.

" Sugar! "

She sounds a bit too excited, almost like a child.

" And chocolate if possible. I want to make cookies that everyone will love "

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Henry holds down the PTT while still writing down the gifts, you can faintly hear his voice until he brings the radio closer.

"World peace... A bathtub? Wha-what? A toaster I can do ...but a bathtub?... A cup of tea... sugar and chocolate, she didn't say her fucking name, I don't even recognise her voice.          Remember, kids! I need your names! The girl who wants the sugar, what was your name?"

He releases the PTT.

Edited by Deputy_Derp

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*Mary smiles and pressed the PTT button down*

"Hi Santa it's Mary by the way I would like chocolate, chocolate and chocolate it's so hard to find"

sighing to herself

"or whisky if you can find any that would be amazing"

*Releases the PTT button*

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*Jade presses the ptt*

You must be a funny dude

also , I want Five Five Six 

name is Jade by the way

*he releases the ptt*

Edited by Keedz

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Being excited and naive she quickly responds without thinking.

" My name is Sonja! "

Her voice cheerful and happy.

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8 minutes ago, Keedz said:

-snip-

*Ryan presses the PTT, smiling towards Ollie as he just finished his tikka masala*

You want some 5.56?

*he licks the mango chutney from his lips*

I bet you're fun at parties

Merry christmas everyone

*he releases the PTT and reaches over to the naan bread*

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''Shut the hell up brudda''

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*Zack presses PTT*

"Oh god this just made my day!"

*Removes his finger from PTT and starts laughing*

"I'd love a pack of cigarettes if you don't mind"

*Throws away his radio while smiling like an idiot*

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Mack James laughs and presses down the PTT.

"I wish for Josh back."

He then becomes very quiet, holding the PTT down for a few seconds before slowly releasing it.

 

Edited by Cipher

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*Jacket holds the PTT button, He sounds rather depressed*

 

 

If 'magic' is involved...

Bring back those who did not deserve to disappear.

*Jacket lets out a sigh, through the as time he hears the other comments over the radio, and something about Josh from a few familiar voices, continuing to speak afterwards.*

 

A new Jacket would be nice...

Or perhaps a brand new guitar.

 

 

*The transmission cuts out with a barely hearable chuckle and something that sounds like "Bullsh--" *

 

 

Edited by Alexsys

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*Strolling though the woods, softly whistling to himself while holding his bat over his shoulder he holds down the PTT*

I wouldn't mind a fancy new dyed t-shirt, since, you know, bullets kinda fucked the last two.

*He puts the radio on his belt and moves up to the infected he was following and slams the bat into its head he then takes the radio from his belt, pressing down the PTT again*

Oh yeah I forgot to mention, names Charlie by the way.

*He releases the PTT, puts the radio on his belt and continues forward*

Edited by Poro

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*18 picks up his radio*

"I would like some 5.56, a car, an aug and finally I would like to be able to roam the airfield in peace. Name's Callum."

*18 puts down his radio*

Edited by Smash Gordon

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*Marko presses the PTT*

"Hello there my dear Santa. I am your long term fan Marko."

"Would it be too much to ask the knowledge of my current location?"

"I mean really. I don't remember the last time I knew where I was on the map. Or even what map..."

"Only thing that is not a tree or rock I can see is a tall, red and white tower of some kind."

"Or if you don't want to send me a magical GPS box from the heavens, I can settle for a stupid rabbit or deer that does not recognize a shotgun as a threat."

*Marko gives out a weak chuckle and releases the PTT, continuing his break*

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*Bob clears his throat and depresses the PTT.  A rough, American voice comes across the waves.*

Bring back Jacson.  He didn't deserve what he got.

*He sighs heavily and releases the PTT.*

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13 hours ago, Boneyman said:

-snip-

Henry holds down the PTT.

"You'll have to wait until Christmas day to find out where you are! Ho ho ho!"

He mumbles"fucking idiot" before releasing the PTT.

 

Edited by Deputy_Derp

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*Gato presses the PTT upon hearing a nostalic noise that only happens around this year*       " A store, a double barrel shotgun, couple of buckshots, and a big bottle of scotch whiskey...that'll keep me warm." *releases the PTT*

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*Marko presses the PTT*

"Y-yeah I guess that is reasonable, you being Santa and all that"

"But thanks for that deer that had its head stuck in a fence. Now I'm more confident that I can actually make it to Christmas."

"Also, could you give Rudolph my condolences about his cousin? It's a harsh world out here. I'm sure he will understand."

*Marko releases the PTT and continues to roast the unfortunate deer, staring it hungrily *

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14 hours ago, Sparky said:

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Henry hears what he'd call 'Gibberish' or 'Gobblegabble' over the radio, so he holds down the PTT and comes up with a responsible, justified and fair response.

"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU CUNT!        ...Ahem. Hehe, sorry about that, boys and girls.  Now - erm - What was it you wanted for Christmas and what was your name?"

He releases the PTT and then smacks himself on the wrist for beginning the response with such foul language!

13 hours ago, Smash Gordon said:

-snip-

Henry holds down the PTT and responds to the man who demanded so much from a fake santa.

"You're not getting a fucking car, you nob goblin.  I'll get you the 5.56 and maybe an AUG, and about the airfield thing? ...already done, trust me. Just walk over there. It's safe, I promise."

Henry releases the PTT.

5 hours ago, jamicadas22 said:

-snip-

Henry holds down the PTT.

"Wish to own your own store, eh? That can be done my friend! The same goes for your other wishes! Ho ho-" 

Henry begins to cough and splutter before releasing the PTT.

5 hours ago, Boneyman said:

-snip-

Henry sighs before holding down the PTT once more.

"You've been very naughty this year, young man..."

Henry pulls a small, ripped bag of coal from his bag.

"However, don't worry, my boy! Ho ho ho! I have a gift for you after all!"

Henry releases the PTT.

6 hours ago, Loscham said:

-snip-

Henry holds down the PTT.

"Don't worry, my boy! I'll see what I can do!"

Henry releases the PTT and writes "Bring some cunt called 'Jackson' back to life or some shit."

14 hours ago, Spooky88 said:

-snip-

Henry holds down the PTT.

"Ah, such a simple gift for such a nice young chap! Don't worry, child, I'll get you those cigarettes! No matter how inappropriate it'll be for me, Santa, to give a young child cigarettes."

He releases the PTT and then takes a small box of cigarettes from his back pocket.

13 hours ago, Alexsys said:

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Henry holds down the PTT.

"..........................noted............................."

He releases the PTT.

13 hours ago, Poro said:

-snip-

Henry holds down the PTT after giggling at the fact that he ruined one of Charlie's t-shirts.

"Ah, yes, my boy!  A black t-shirt. Oh... I do wonder what happened for you to be shot? Anyway, it's good that you're still alive for Christmas! Ho ho ho!"

He releases the PTT.

Edited by Deputy_Derp

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