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Consistency is a good one 

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American politics

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1 hour ago, Cipher said:

American politics

Hail Trump

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Cerberus was the best hero group.

 

This is dangerously starting to sound like a meme thread.

 

I like it.

Edited by SomeWeirdAssGuy

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18 minutes ago, SomeWeirdAssGuy said:

 

 

This is dangerously starting to sound like a meme thread.

 

I like it.

Don't ruin it

A World Without Borders is a hero group (people have said this to me before)

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So there's two frogs sitting on adjacent lily pads, right?

And, the first frog says to the second frog "Hey, can you pass the mayonnaise?"

And the second frog responds "What do I look like -- a typewriter!?"

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A whitename with an understanding of the rules and good RP.

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1 hour ago, Husky said:

A whitename with an understanding of the rules and good RP.

As a follow up:

The current whitelist works.

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"Hopefully .61 will be released before Christmas"

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DayZ will be in beta by 2030.

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What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in a Washing Machine, it doesn't fucking follow me around all the time.

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Just now, Tosh said:

A man walks into a bar, and stays there my entire childhood. 

this is fucking great

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Two men with Alzheimer's are sitting on a porch.

Can't remember the rest ^_^ 

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Spell "icup".

Edited by Ezio012103

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