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Ming Ming Zhu Cult Following Club [Awaiting Review] [Open Recruitment]

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Josephlad    0

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Hello Everybody!

We Invite you all to join the exclusive (Cult) Following of the legendary Ming Ming Zhu

All you need to do to follow our glorious emperor god is:

MAKE THE GLORIOUS MING MING YOUR PROFILE PICTURE - http://i.imgur.com/oe1cW7B.png

ALL TIMES IN TEAMSPEAK YOU'RE NICKNAME MUST CONTAIN (#MingMing)

You Must Respect All Nature Like An Honorable Warrior! - respect Nature

ONCE YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED THIS TASK, YOU CAN OFFICIALLY SAY...

YOU FOLLOW THE MING MING

(Also, reply to the thread, the Roster shall be made)

THE LORE OF ZHU - BY FROZEN:

Our glorious Ming Ming Zhu. He started like any other from his empire. He was praying to the hot chicken noodle gods. One day he was enlightend when he fell down a sink and was sent to the sewers of the Zhu Kingdom. He found the dying Chicken Noodle god dying there. Half eaten and then Chicken God gave Ming Ming Zhu the power to be the god over the Kingdom of Zhu! Now the glorious Ming Ming Zhu protects all the followers of Zhu. He has changed all the sciences and words to his liking for the better of the followers of the Ming Ming Zhu. If you wish to find the island of Ming Ming Zhu where you can find the Kingdom of Zhu you must go to Beijing and head 10 ZhuMingeters west and you shall find our glorious sacred home.

[spoiler=Ming Ming Song](To the tune of Let it Go)

 

The rice grows white in the fields tonight,

not a footprint to be seen.

A kingdom of Zhu and it looks like I'm Ming Ming.

The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside.

Couldn't keep it in, Zhu knows I tried.

Don't let them in, don't let them see.

Be the Ming Ming you always have to be.

Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know.

Well, now they know!

 

Ming Ming Zhu, Ming Ming Zhu!

Donwannafukwif Zhu.

Ming Ming Zhu, Ming Ming Zhu!

Donwannafukwif Ming Ming.

I don't care what they're going to do.

Let the Zhu rage on.

Youdonwannafukwifme anyway.

 

It's funny how some Ming Ming,

makes everything seem Zhu.

And the fears that once controlled me, can't get to Ming Ming at all

It's time to see what Zhu can do,

to test the followers and break through.

No private property, no economic classes, no profits for me.

I'm Communist!

 

Ming Ming Zhu, Ming Ming Zhu!

Donwannafukwif Zhu.

Ming Ming Zhu, Ming Ming Zhu!

Donwannafukwif Ming Ming.

I don't care what they're going to do.

Let the Zhu rage on.

Youdonwannafukwifme anyway.

 

My rice flurries through the fields into the ground.

My mind is spiraling in Communist ideals all around

And one thought collapses like an eastern bloc

I'm never going back; the past is in the past!

 

Let Zhu go, let Zhu go.

And I'll rise like the break of dawn.

Let Zhu go, let Zhu go

That perfect rice is gone

Here I stand, in the light of day.

 

Let the Zhu rage on!

Youdonwannafukwifme anyway...

LONG LIVE MING MING

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ROSTER OF MING MING:

THE PROPHETS OF MING MING:

Josephlad

Frozen

isocade

JAMMIELAD

FOLLOWERS OF MING MING:

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Frozen    45

He has blessed us with his wise wisdom. He has saved Jammielad from his broken little router internet thingy. *Slow nod praying to Ming Ming Zhu*

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Autumn    127

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Come home from work to see this.

Interesting...

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Dishes    159

Looked at this, wondering what it even was...

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Frozen    45

I was forced into joining this.... Whatever this is..

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We thank you for joining our Cult. Ming Ming Zhu smiles upon you child.

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isocade    90

In light and memory of our glorious Ming Ming Zhu, I hereby declare that "Godspeed" is changed to "Zhuspeed".

Zhuspeed, my dear followers.

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Frozen    45

In light and memory of our glorious Ming Ming Zhu, I hereby declare that "Godspeed" is changed to "Zhuspeed".

Zhuspeed, my dear followers.

Oh Oh! Zhuspeed to you too honorable follower of the Zhu

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Randle    928

Why has off topic just become the most horrible section of the forums to date.

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Ramon    360

I love Ming Ming Zhu! The dishes are very good and the prices are low.

Maybe I will make a reservation soon, always fun to visit Amsterdam.

Don't really like the name stealing! But hey what can you do?

( Not a follower! )

Good luck with this I guess? :P

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Ramon    360

-MingSnip-

Ming Ming is dissapointed at your lack of following...

Maybe if I make a reservation for tomorrow Ming Ming will be happy.

I will think about it ;)

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Frozen    45

Live on Ming Ming News! We have updated our lore to tell you the story behind the glorious Ming Ming Zhu.

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JAMMIELAD    197

-MingSnip-

-MingSnip-

Maybe if I make a reservation for tomorrow Ming Ming will be happy.

I will think about it ;)

The great Ming Ming will welcome you in open arms! 

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Ramon    360

-MingSnip-

Maybe if I make a reservation for tomorrow Ming Ming will be happy.

I will think about it ;)

The great Ming Ming will welcome you in open arms! 

I don't think that it's needed to quote my own words right?!

I said no. Thank you! :)

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Shiro    0

praise the m.... wait what is this?

IT IS THE PATH TO FOLLOW

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isocade    90

praise the m.... wait what is this?

IT IS THE PATH TO FOLLOW

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Do not doubt the Ming Ming young child, there is still time to believe.

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Randle    928

Please stop.

This isn't helping anyone.

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Cow    0

I must admit, the amount of meme based threads popping up recently is starting to get out of hand and I have yet to get my riot gear from the cleaners.

Can this cease to be a thing?

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