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If you put your ear on someones knee and listen very carefully you can actually hear the person go "what the fuck are you doing"

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Told this to the Clowns one time:

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4, it would be called a chicken sedan! BeDewChh

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How many tickles did it take to tickle the octopus?

Ten-tickles.

please end my life

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How many tickles did it take to tickle the octopus?

Ten-tickles.

please end my life

Good one! 

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Why didn't the skeleton jump?

 Because he didn't have the guts

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road (To Get To The Other Side)

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Two cannibals are sharing a lost tourist. "You start at the feet. I'll start at the head." says the first. 

After a little while he notices his friend hasn't said much. 

"You ok?" he asks.

"Fine." Comes the reply. "I'm having a ball."

A cannibal invites a friend around for dinner. As they're tucking into the starter, the guest says,"Wow. Your wife makes a lovely stew."

"I know." answers the host. "I sure will miss her."

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Dogs can't opperate an MRI... But Catscan.

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An old man comes home after a long day at work. He hangs up his hat, and yells "honey, I'm home!". His wife jumps out from the kitchen, wearing nothing but a cape and yells "Super pussy!"

The old man looks her up and down and responds "I'll have the soup.".

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How do you make a plumber cry...

Kill his family

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