Buon Natale

[Oliv]

Enzo picks up the radio after a long awaited debate with himself about what day of the year it is. He still isn't sure, but it doesnt matter, because one way or another, it's something important.

"Pronto?! Hello! I'ma not sure if anyone listening this morning or no, but if I'ma right, Buon Natale! Merry Christmas, how you all say, brateri?!"

"Is either that, or I'ma day early, e then viene la Befana. Ma, either way sa fucking good, ah?"

Enzo releases the talk button and reminds himself he really needs to start keeping better track of the days.