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"I can't pick it up, it's bug... dayz is broken game, too much bug... ok... cya bro!"

-Now Banned Player

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a95629f6f6.png - @Spartan

Special thanks to @Ron for making this possible :x

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On 4/6/2017 at 9:25 PM, Erik said:

"Put your hands up. Put your hands up. Press F2 and get on the ground" - unknown

This was at NWAF right..? :D We went to attack akrasia and saw these guys next to the fire station..?

(I know its abit late but lmao twas white name me)

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5 hours ago, Galaxy said:

This was at NWAF right..? :D We went to attack akrasia and saw these guys next to the fire station..?

(I know its abit late but lmao twas white name me)

 

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6 minutes ago, Erik said:

 

Why am I still here lmao

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"Have you been working out Corporal Lankin?" - @Nick Wilde

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17 hours ago, Boose said:

"Fuck me i'm all out of vape juice"

- @Beni

kmt shut up you mug... I've got a few..

" Can I get a WP " - The Whole Of The Bilek Family ( @Grimnir @Doc Holiday @Majoo @PatZ @Mikey)
" I WAS THERE " - @SillyGoose
" She looks like a fat grape that turned out to be a whale " - Anon 
" If you need bail money, let me know " - @JimRP 
" BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOS " - @Doc Holiday 
" PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP " - Everyone who's not a campfire RPER
" I hate PVPERS, They're shit at roleplay " - Every campfire RPER
 

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14 minutes ago, Beni said:

" If you need bail money, let me know " - @JimRP 

I remember that one hahaha.

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"Yea I seduce old ladies for money." - @King

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"Arms are like legs, just up." - @tacticaltahko

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Me: "All right, lads, you lot have fun with that, I'm gonna...go to sleep...aye..." as he walks off with @Bun

"Time for the meat-beat session of the century then." - Jared Lockwood @tacticaltahko

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"Great way to shoot more, because those biters will all be lured to our position..."

*Looks around at all the bodies*

"Or we just killed the entire town." - Jaxon Caldera/Bary Quetin @Kevin F Connors

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" No don't worry I won't get points for this status update " -  Anonymous 

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20 minutes ago, Beni said:

" No don't worry I won't get points for this status update " -  @Beni

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Come on Beni

 

 

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Just now, Spartan said:

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Come on Beni

 

 

Fine hold on one second. 

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"A noodle is dry until it gets wet.  No, wait... A noodle is straight until it gets wet.  That's what I was goin' for." - Julia Haas @Joules

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"You're a rare breed Major! Why won't you fuck anything!?!?"

- @Brayces

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"Obama was a good president" @Duster the communist scum.

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"I'm forever fuckin' memorized." - @Strider 2k17

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-snip-

Edited by Odap the Corruptor

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"Lemme smash" - @Zero

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