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Alex    451

>Spawns with no clothes, shoes or items

>mfw I spawned in Vybor

>Zombies, shit. 

>more zombies, okay, this is fine, i'll find an axe

>can't find an axe, at this point im bleeding

>runs into police station, looking for a gun

>runs down stairs, gets clotheslined by a zombie swing

>unconscious

>dead


Spawn two:

>Spawned in Berezhki, wtaf

>got clothes this time

>nothing here, its Berezhki, gonna run to Svet

>more zombies, fucks sake

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>looks at steam

>uninstalls DayZ SA

Cool dude

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>Runs around electro

> finds red bag

> Realizes I cant put on clothing for some reason.

EDIT: Relogging fixes this.

So that was you in elek :D

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>spawn in

>start running towards a bunch of houses and notice juggernut is doing the same.

>kill juggernut

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Spawn in run, ddos. Wait 3 hours log in run to house ddos, wait 3 more hours finally make it to house ddos..

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Spawn in run, ddos. Wait 3 hours log in run to house ddos, wait 3 more hours finally make it to house ddos..

+1

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The Marshal    351

>Spawns in Cherno

>Runs East into Elektro

>Find a barrel

>Run all the way for 25 minutes to go place it in my old spot

>Find out Barrels don't like trees and it cant be accessed

>Start looting again

>DDoSed by Banter Brigade again

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Alex    451

>spawn in DDOS

>Spawn in DDOS

>Spawn in DDOS

>Go to DAYZRP.COM

>Bitch about it on a forum

Shots fired

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>Fuck around in DayZ

>Car

>Ddos

>Make some chili 

>Go on forums to see bong lords trying to green text on dayzrp

>mfw this isn't 4chan guys

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iparodyall    15

We aren't going to get these servers back for several "dayz"

And its most likely someone who got banned for several days right before the patch and are pissed they can't play.

I bet they are searching through this very forum laughing their asses off.

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>Spawn Cherno

>Find gun

>Find car

>Find 13 people

>Panic

>Find Bus

>Shoot tires out

>Run away again

>initiated on.

>Escaped

>DDos by some kid that got perma'd for Underaged

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>Spawn Cherno

>Find gun

>Find car

>Find 13 people

>Panic

>Find Bus

>Shoot tires out

>Run away again

>initiated on.

>Escaped

>DDos by some kid that got perma'd for Underaged

So... does your character just run around shooting tires out to be a dick or....?

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APureGamer    55

>Spawns up in Novo

>Finds taloon instantly

>Finds everything needed to survive (Raincoat, Food, Water, Matches)

>Finds a Revolver

>Domes a guy playing as a zombie

>Freaks out thinking he RDM'd someone

>Contacts him in TS

>Doesnt get banned

>WINNING!

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iparodyall    15

DDOS attack is usually issued by several computers, This is probably more than one person, its a group of people. I seem to recall a couple guys who got perma banned a few days ago for horrible RP.

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>spawn in cherno

>sees bus

>goes north

>sees another bus

>goes futher north

>gear

>heli crash

>no gear

>log out

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APureGamer    55

DDOS attack is usually issued by several computers, This is probably more than one person, its a group of people. I seem to recall a couple guys who got perma banned a few days ago for horrible RP.

What i imagine the people look like DDOS'ing DayzRP

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iparodyall    15

DDOS attack is usually issued by several computers, This is probably more than one person, its a group of people. I seem to recall a couple guys who got perma banned a few days ago for horrible RP.

What i imagine the people look like DDOS'ing DayzRP

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HAHAHAHA wow you certainly are mean meme machine!

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Alex    451

>Fuck around in DayZ

>Car

>Ddos

>Make some chili 

>Go on forums to see bong lords trying to green text on dayzrp

>mfw this isn't 4chan guys

-snip-

You're the one who started using green m8... is it a clue? A clue that he's gonna post that greenname song soon!??!?!

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>Fuck around in DayZ

>Car

>Ddos

>Make some chili 

>Go on forums to see bong lords trying to green text on dayzrp

>mfw this isn't 4chan guys

-snip-

You're the one who started using green m8... is it a clue? A clue that he's gonna post that greenname song soon!??!?!

34952

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Dusty    1035

>Spawn south of Solnichniy

>Run through Msta, Staroye, Mogilevka

>Ddos for 20 million hours

>Fix bus & hatchback on pubs with the boys

>Log in, run to Pogo

>Mostly fix up Sedan I found

>Ddos

>Drive Sedan to Gorka and lose both tires due to glitch

>MFW Alpha

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