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Alright people the title says it all! The worst the Pun is the better!

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.


Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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When someone is stressed right..

"I have alot on my plate right now..... Well then eat it"

Lame all I got

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I am terrible at this.

*insert pun*

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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I CHANGED MY MIND.

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Jack the Ripper    249

If you get a bladder infection, Urine-trouble. (Urine Trouble Coral.)

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Phoenix    1048

oh my

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Did you hear about the man who had the whole left side of his body cut off?

His all right now ...

Best one i've got xD

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Ok my three year old son told me this earlier in the week...

Son: Daddy why that bear don't have any socks on?

Me: I don't know why?

Son: Because he got BARE feet....thats a joke *laughs maniacally*

Me: o_O *joins the laughter*

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So A blind guy walks into a bar.

...

Then into a table.

Then into a chair.

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Alright people the title says it all! The worst the Pun is the better!

I can dig it

:troll:

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Ok my three year old son told me this earlier in the week...

Son: Daddy why that bear don't have any socks on?

Me: I don't know why?

Son: Because he got BARE feet....thats a joke *laughs maniacally*

Me: o_O *joins the laughter*

You have a bright sun

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Daisy    108

What do you get when you cross a friend with a calculator? - A friend you can count on.

Have you ever seen a duchess? - Yes, it's the same as an English "s".

How is your seafood diet going? - Just great. I see food and eat it.

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Gamine    6

Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? Because it was two tired.

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field.

Why kind of shoes does a frog wear? Open toad shoes.

What do you get when you cross Indiana Jones with a Venn diagram? Comparison Ford.

Did you hear about the scrupulous man who decided to create a new religion for financial gain? I heard he made a might big prophet out of it.

Why was the accountant constipated? Because he couldn't budget!

Why did the fisherman become a banker? Because he knows all about net worth.

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.

Okay that's it enjoy :P

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