The Matchmakers [Open Recruitment]

[Oryx]

Looking for a special someone? Look no further! Give our discreet and knowledgeable team of experts the chance to acquire the man or woman of your dreams! And then enjoy our free complimentary wedding services! For details, see below.

A diverse team of experts dedicated to your romantic success. Take a moment to check out some of the agents working for you below.

Faction of the Matchmaking Services of Chenarus

Elaina Vale

Layla Gonzaloz

Phil Wolfe

Martin Jensen

Ragnar Voss

Ellie Brigder

Wildmutt

Skeleton

The Deceased

Melody Murdock

Ludek Chlumsky

Christina Jenn

Rosy Vale

Allies

The Irish

We’ll find a bride or groom just for you! We deal in men and women, whatever it is that you fancy.

Someone special on your mind? Someone that hasn’t paid attention to you in the past? Skip the awkward dating and hire us! We’ll aquire her or him for you, dress them just how you like, and bind them to you in sweet matrimony.

Or

Perhaps you haven’t got a specific target in mind, but you really want a sweet-talking, gun-touting alpha female. A girl who will laugh at the campfire with you one night, and dissolve your enemies into a puddle of bloody flesh the next morning. Talk to us! We’ll handpick one just for you, take care of the messy business of acquiring her/him and deliver them to you in a barrage of wedding bells!

Or

Perhaps you would rather have a man. Do you dream of sleeping in the strong arms of a red-headed poet? Someone who will write songs for you and quote Shakespeare on moment, and fight by your side the next?

Wedding services are organized in the style of your choice! Christian, Jewish, Wiccan, non-religious ceremonies, or anything that you desire!

Contact us on radio frequency 99.9 to arrange a FREE consultation!

OOC: All negotiations and trades are handled in-game and  in-character. But ts can be used to contact us and arrange a meeting.

Negotiated per target. Basically, prices are determined based on the ease of acquisition of the target, gender of target, and number of targets. Payment forms range anywhere from food to ammo to services rendered.

Women are pricier than men, just because there are fewer.

The founding members of The Matchmakers met as a crew of survivors. A sudden and brutal snowstorm forced them into a lonely country pub, and for three days, there was nothing to do but hunker around the fire and try to stave off the deadly cold. They rationed their food, comforted each other and pulled planks from walls and beds to burn. 

And they talked. The strangers varied in age, background and experience, but over the dark timeless days, they came to trust and understand each other.

Discussion of the Chenarus societal collapse lead to talk of politics, which in turn, lead to talk of empires and corporations. They acknowledged both the power and the inevitable demise of both. “All that rises must converge”, a quote by writer Flannery O’Connor, was referenced. 

Emboldened by their unity, a plan unfolded: Build a business and monopolize the commodities. They agreed that humans and information were the most lucrative commodities – and also the most untapped. Human survivors—A social and economic goldmine of power and influence.

 But human trafficking -while lucrative -is still controversial. To succeed with out backlash, they agreed to avoid wielding overt power. The survivors agreed that to avoid any kind of organized resistance, they should conceal their monopoly. Their every move should be toward a specific and calculated goal, but to avoid outside interference, they would screen themselves in a veil of innocence. Instead, develop a network of partnerships. Partners to carry out your dirty work –partners to blame. 

To this end, the survivors aimed to collect and train new initiates and provide these initiates as purchasable goods – wives, husbands  and concubines to paying customers.

The incentive was twofold… 

Firstly, in supplies provided by clients - in the form of food, weapons and ammunition.

And secondly, in information. Information and espionage brought about by inserting their own trained initiates into the vulnerable core of their enemies hearts.

And so the Matchmakers began.

Develop a network of communication connections throughout Chenarus

Develop partnerships with militant groups to assist in product acquisition.

Build a stock of products for entertainment and wife/husband purchasing

Learn about each product, so that each can be exploited to their full potential

Throw  torture parties to make examples of misbehaving products, thereby helping to manage the products  obedience

Culture a sense of respect among the community

Dispel the communities distaste toward human trafficking to garner a positive public image

OOC Goals

To have fun and to provide awesome hostile role-play

To provide opportunities for unique role-play situations

This is a hostile group, but considerate and intelligent RP are required. This isn’t a group that cuts someone up just because they caught them and they don’t know what to do with them. Torture is used, but only as a means to an end and it’s never just for funziez.

Killing of victims is forbidden unless…

1. the target is a threat to your person

2. they have agreed ooc to permadeath (and even then, only if the rp leads to it.)

3. extreme case of non-compliance or NVFL that is damaging role-play potential.

Outside of this, killing is pointless.

We’re currently looking for...

Negotiators- for building alliances and striking bargains

 Militia- people who can offer protection and help in the acquisition of targets. Also looking for someone to lead this aspect of the group, since I have very little pvp experience.

Private message Sunshine with the following information:

Most common playtimes

Age IRL and IC

RP experience

Reasons for joining “The Matchmakers”

Your favorite dessert

*graphics credits go to Clumsy!*

[Vapor]

:hype:

[Hellish]

:hype: Can't wait to see the final product!

[Empress]

Good luck!

[Nightngale]

Not sure how this is realistic, but it's definitely unique. 

Good luck with this!

[Dew]

So this is that idea you guys wouldn't tell me about.

[Oryx]

So this is that idea you guys wouldn't tell me about.

Just filling a power vaccum babydoll

[Cameron Frost]

Can you get me her... I want her...

[Vapor]

Can you get me her... I want her...

Why on god's green earth would you want your own mother? :troll:

[Oryx]

Can you get me her... I want her...

That's one of our premium models. It will take some time, but for the right price we can get you anything.

[Guest JustLucas]

Oh god.. i had a idea you was going to make this.. Especially after last time we met, i just dont see how the name fits the group though

[Vapor]

Oh god.. i had a idea you was going to make this.. Especially after last time we met, i just dont see how the name fits the group though

Only time will tell.

[Wolfe]

Haha! This is great! Awesome group idea.

[Iceinfly]

How much would it cost to get Acorn? He is my spirit animal and I need to prove it to him.

[Dustin]

I trade SVD for good Chernarussian woman who can cook ok?

[Nocheluz]

You Go Girl! Love this idea. Let me know if I can help. You know Lucia knows all about that love stuff

[Ellie]

I remember when you wanted to do this group a while back! Glad to see you're finally doing it. Good luck guys

[Lemons]

This is funny and great idea. Good Luck!

[Sean]

Good luck Sunshine, this is definitely something different.

[Guest]

match making? interesting

[Alex]

Matchmaking Services of Chenaurus (Chernarus*)

Looking for a special someone? Look no further! Give our discreet and knowledgeable team of experts the chance to acquire the man or woman of your dreams! And then enjoy our free complimentary wedding services! For details, see below.

My only criticism  

Nice idea though, Looks cool. I'll admit the name misled me to think a different style of group

[KencoBlaze12]

Escort Services also maybe?

[Ron]

this looks good for the start!

good luck with it!

I already have an Idea of a few customers

[Oryx]

How much would it cost to get Acorn? He is my spirit animal and I need to prove it to him.

Dirt cheap   He's a guy and we already have connections with him, so he'll be an easy catch.

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I trade SVD for good Chernarussian woman who can cook ok?

Anything you want, babe!

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You Go Girl! Love this idea. Let me know if I can help. You know Lucia knows all about that love stuff

I DO want your help, woman!

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I remember when you wanted to do this group a while back! Glad to see you're finally doing it. Good luck guys

Thank you!

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This is funny and great idea. Good Luck!

:)

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Good luck Sunshine, this is definitely something different.

Thanks Sean. I'll miss TPB. You guys are fun as hell.

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match making? interesting

Yep.

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Escort Services also maybe?

You may be able to sample the product for a price

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this looks good for the start!

good luck with it!

I already have an Idea of a few customers

Nice! Direct them to me!

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Matchmaking Services of Chenaurus (Chernarus*)

Looking for a special someone? Look no further! Give our discreet and knowledgeable team of experts the chance to acquire the man or woman of your dreams! And then enjoy our free complimentary wedding services! For details, see below.

My only criticism  

Nice idea though, Looks cool. I'll admit the name misled me to think a different style of group

Haha nice catch.

[Guest]

I mean it's different, Kind of like what we did in Rodina. I hope you're planning on including how you came about and set up this service. The only concern I have for this group other than the fact that it might be a little out of place in a gritty post apocalypse landscape, is that I don't see a lot of people coming to you for this, I mean I could be wrong and hopefully you can prove it and it leads to some interesting RP.

Anyways, Good luck.