Ban on a pound of Bananas

[Guest Roach]

So I found this newspaper lying on the ground in Chernarus.

Ban on a pound of Bananas? And is that Boobs on the front page?

Anyways, weird to me lmao 

[Guest]

you are not allowed to have a pound of banana in Chernarus why do you think you can only find 1 banana at a time?

[Guest Roach]

you are not allowed to have a pound of banana in Chernarus why do you think you can only find 1 banana at a time?

It's all starting to make sense now haha

[Hollows]

This was ex-Regulator propaganda when fighting that one Somalian boating group that came around in like May. We thought we got rid of all of those flyers...

[Guest]

Bananter Brigade has arrived

[DerrickStorm]

you are not allowed to have a pound of banana in Chernarus why do you think you can only find 1 banana at a time?

It's all starting to make sense now haha

Boobs?! Give me a specific location! But now that I think about it... maybe it all started with bananas? The crazy guy that bit that newly wed couple... maybe he had some bananas... It starts to make sense Roach!

[SweetJoe]

In the original dayz there were loads of nudes on the various newspapers. I pointed this out in game once however and people started masturbating and got permabanned right before my very eyes.