Message to Zbor

[Johnny]

*Patrick Monteil picks up his radio and begins to broadcast.*

"Hello? This is Capitaine Monteil with the French Foreign Legion.

 I am currently looking to have a meeting of any sort with the leadership of the Zbor movement.

 I have heard some vary strange rumors that I wish to confront you about. 

Please if you are getting this please respond."

*Capitaine Monteil sets down his radio and returns to his busy work*

[Guest]

*Miroslav picks up his radio handset and begins broadcasting, a voice with a light Chernarussian accent comes through*

This is Miroslav Kováč, political leader and representative of the party of Zbor, your message was received.

We can proceed with this conversation either on this frequency or you can contact us on the open frequency 99.1Hz that is used by both the political party of Zbor and the army.

We will be listening for further responses.

*He sets down his radio handset and stops transmitting*

[JewellRP]

*Alexander Picks up his radio with anger*

"You call us fascist my friend and then you wish to meet with us my friend this is not how you survive in these times. After speaking to the other leaders of ZBOR we have decided that you are unworthy to stay in these lands and you will be eradicated. I will say this now my civilians again and it will be the last time you speak. Today the ZBOR Declare war on the French Foreign and we will rid you. The funny thing is our friends have been telling us that you have been robbing in our name, funny you rob people and in-order to scare them you tell them that you are ZBOR. The only members of ZBOR that you were able to attack are women and children..... pathetic."

*After a Pause Alexander Continues*

"I will make sure that this is sort and swift we will wipe your from these lands as quickly as I will wipe your blood from my hands"

"The Serye Volki is on the hunt my friend... good luck"

"Glory to Volki and Death To their Prey"

*Alexander Puts down the radio and begins to rally his allies*

[Nightngale]

*A room full of people laughing and cheering can be heard*

*Nikolai picks up his radio to respond*

"What the fuck are you on about?"

*Pauses*

"Listen buddy, I know your little Russia means a lot to you. But do me a favor and shut the fuck up."

*Nikolai, being clearly aggravated throughs his radio across the room*

[Vorobye]

*Andrei sighs as he picks up his radio after hearing the last message.*

"Little Russia? What is this clown saying?"

*He switches to a different frequency before putting his radio in its pouch.*

[Jacob Page]

*Pierre picks up his radio and starts to transmit*

*you hear a massive raspberry* "hahahahh I fart in your general direction"

*slight pause then you hear a slapping a sound and Capitaine Monteil shouting "you silly french man do you ever behave"*

*more arguing in French maybe a faint cry then silence*

[Chance]

*The reply is spoken in a sarcastic tone*

He wants to confront us? Oh no, I'm so scared! Please, don't hurt me!

*laughter can be heard in the background*

What are you going to do? Hit me with a baguette or something? ... Oooh, I'm so scared... Okay, in all seriousness... I know little, and care little for the French Foreign Legion.

[Jacob Page]

*Transmission starts*

"Go away or I shall taunt you a second time"

*you hear Pierre scramble around as he can hear Capitaine Monteil coming" 

[Jetwells]

*Listening into the radio he hears the people trying to intimidate and responds*

I laugh on your lapel, Maybe stop eating so many of them elderberries, they playing with your head

*Static follows with a faint chuckle disappearing into the void*

[Guest Max]

*He raises a piece of white clothing to his bratrs behind him* 

"Hey look! I found the French flag!"

*laughter is heard in the background before the transmission ends*

[Jacob Page]

*Pierre sikes himself up*

"Go and Boil your bottoms you sons of a silly person... I blow my nose at you and make you tend to my shrubberys in the forest and the only way you can gain your freedom is to cut down the biggest tree with a herring"

*transmission ends"

[Sparky]

*Mark hears the radio transmission and recognizes some voices present and decides to respond*

The French? The fuck are you lot doing over here? I thought this was an apocalypse not a rom com.

Zbor you know who I am and you know how to contact me if these pricks cause you any problems you have our support whenever needed.

A word of advise you French queers.... Do not pick fights you cannot win.

*Mark sniggers as he thinks of little men with bread sticks as he rolls over to sleep*

[Jacob Page]

*Pierre tapes his transmission button down and screams*

Fuck you you smelly cheese individuals you will love the french

*gets old tape player and rests it next to the radio and continuously over and over plays this*  

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[TheGlassSpider]

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[Roast]

-Sammy picks up his radio after hearing the nonsense over the radio-

"What the fuck are you all fighting about now? Some stupid shit that shouldn't matter?"

"Boy I thought we were done with third grade food fights seeing whose stronger."

"Why don't we all just sit down and not fight like babies!?"

[DeeBlack]

-Sammy picks up his radio after hearing the nonsense over the radio-

"What the fuck are you all fighting about now? Some stupid shit that shouldn't matter?"

"Boy I thought we were done with third grade food fights seeing whose stronger."

"Why don't we all just sit down and not fight like babies!?"

*Merik picks up his handset*

Listening to yourself and Alyssa Morgan makes me think there can be a peaceful resolution, If the hand is offered we can talk this out.... hopefully.

*Merik sets down his handset*