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initiate initiate initiate -_-

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cakey    14

*as Blaine sits without pants,he starts to write his poem*

so i met 3 guys that i could anticipate that they were going to initiate.

the one with the skull mask failed to intimidate, their cherno russian accents started to irritate.

they put a burlap on my head and i started to asphyxiate, they took my pants off to try to humiliate.

they removed the burlap and i tried to negotiate that after freeing me i would not track and eliminate.

but truth was i wanted to obliterate these 3 guys that just had to initiate.

but thanks for the beans guys i really appreciate.

initiate

initiate

initiate

-_-

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Resento    6

You should have your character transmit that IC'ly in Radio Chatter section :D

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Ark    231

Well then....

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DeeBlack    310

Was nice little read just one small thing "Chernarussian" ;)

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cakey    14

I enjoyed this. :P

:D


This Rules +1 beanz

thanks (:

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Boston    785

Be bandit, it's fun. :)

But for real, I love bandits. Being one and being robbed by one, it's a good balance between Hostile/Hostage RP and PVP. Although it is frustrating when Chernarussians initiate because you're a guy from the West. Or anywhere else... besides Chernarus...

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Guest Max   
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cherno russian 

*cries*

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cakey    14

Be bandit, it's fun. :)

But for real, I love bandits. Being one and being robbed by one, it's a good balance between Hostile/Hostage RP and PVP. Although it is frustrating when Chernarussians initiate because you're a guy from the West. Or anywhere else... besides Chernarus...

ah well (Norman Casey) i remember getting robbed after giving you a fully kitted out MP5 in Dolina then you took me and my friend up the hill and shot off our toes then chewed on them then spat our toes in our faces.. was fun but we lost backpacks a M4A1 and a gillie etc.. so bandits make looting good loot a waste of time. :D 

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Boston    785

Be bandit, it's fun. :)

But for real, I love bandits. Being one and being robbed by one, it's a good balance between Hostile/Hostage RP and PVP. Although it is frustrating when Chernarussians initiate because you're a guy from the West. Or anywhere else... besides Chernarus...

ah well (Norman Casey) i remember getting robbed after giving you a fully kitted out MP5 in Dolina then you took me and my friend up the hill and shot off our toes then chewed on them then spat our toes in our faces.. was fun but we lost backpacks a M4A1 and a gillie etc.. so bandits make looting good loot a waste of time. :D 

Don't forget when I licked your friend's face. ;)

-Boston

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cakey    14

Be bandit, it's fun. :)

But for real, I love bandits. Being one and being robbed by one, it's a good balance between Hostile/Hostage RP and PVP. Although it is frustrating when Chernarussians initiate because you're a guy from the West. Or anywhere else... besides Chernarus...

ah well (Norman Casey) i remember getting robbed after giving you a fully kitted out MP5 in Dolina then you took me and my friend up the hill and shot off our toes then chewed on them then spat our toes in our faces.. was fun but we lost backpacks a M4A1 and a gillie etc.. so bandits make looting good loot a waste of time. :D 

Don't forget when I licked your friend's face. ;)

-Boston

lol

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CODEHX    1

Loved this poem! It might be time to go find some pants though!

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cakey    14

-snip-

I. Love. This. <3

If I had any BeanZ left, I'd give them all to you.

aw thanks :D


Loved this poem! It might be time to go find some pants though!

(:.. yeah my skinny legs are getting cold D:

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Ellie    335

Made me giggle

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Guest   
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anyone else's rapped that shit?

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Randle    933

GyCT3dr.png

We never failed.

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Terra    1449

Awesome!

...but o-o-o-offtopic!

<3

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This was a masterpiece. Moar.

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