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Complaint against Rolle

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PwnCaiks101    0

I would like to rake Rolle over the coals for making people weak and dependent. But first, I'm going to jump ahead a bit and talk in general terms about how most of us are now painfully aware of his cankered ultimata. Then, I'll back up and fill in some of the details. Okay, so to start with the general stuff, I know in my heart of hearts that he is a serial hypocrite who preaches morality and virtue while simultaneously subordinating all spheres of society to an ideological vision of organic community. That's self-evident, and even Rolle would probably agree with me on that. Even so, he recently began making a big deal out of nothing. Once again, he has made a mockery of his pledge not to be so dangerous. It's too bad that Rolle lacks the decency to admit that his long-term goal is to create a global workers plantation overseen by transnational corporations who have no more concern for the human rights of those who produce their products or services than Rolle has for his lackeys. I hate to break it to Rolle, but down that path lies only heartache and tears. That's why I insist on mentioning that Rolle, with his craftiness and malicious opinions, will entirely control our country's exuberant riches some day. Rolle will then use those riches to interfere with a person's work performance, bodily security, physical movement, and privacy rights. The moral of this story is that I have an intense dislike of pesky stupes. Fortunately, pesky stupes don't normally cater to the basest instincts of neo-blathering fraudsters. Rolle, in contrast, does little else, which leads me to believe that he maintains that going through the motions of working is the same as working. While that happens to be pure fantasy from the world of make-believe, one important fact to consider is that we must always be mindful of the special needs of the least privileged members of our anti-Rolle movement. We need even their help to deal with Rolle's liberticidal ploys on a case-by-case basis.

All of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of Rolle's querimonious ruminations. They are not a cause; they are an effect. Rolle claims to have read somewhere that his ignorance is just as good as our knowledge. I don't doubt that he has indeed read such a thing; one can find all sorts of crazy stuff on the Internet. More reliable sources, however, tend to agree that Rolle's anti-democratic asseverations cause death by a thousand blows. While no one blow is strong enough, together they give crass blowhards far more credibility than they deserve.

Alabandical present-day robber barons of various stripes may possess a mass of “knowledge”, but their brains are unable to organize and register the material they have taken in. Now, lest you jump to the conclusion that Rolle's litanies are Right with a capital R, I assure you that his snow jobs are as pea-brained as they are an insult to human intelligence. What emerges from this narrative is that Rolle keeps missing my point. More specifically, he keeps getting hung up on my words without seeing the underlying meaning. For example, when I say that Rolle is out of control and must be stopped, Rolle seems incapable of realizing that what I'm really getting at is that I think I know why he's so intent on replacing law and order with anarchy and despotism. Rolle uses such behavior as a hollow, saccharine palliative for a soul wrenched by serious internal contradictions. This explains why it may seem difficult at first to stand uncompromised in a world that's on the brink of Rolle-induced disaster. It is. But Rolle has not increased our safety, security, or happiness by creating a desolation and calling it peace. All he's increased by doing that is the girth of his bloated ego.

Rolle might crush the will of all individuals who have expressed political and intellectual opposition to his histrionics before you know it. What are we to do then? Place blinders over our eyes and hope we don't see the horrible outcome? Colonialism is not merely an attack on our moral fiber. It is also a politically motivated attack on knowledge. We can all have daydreams about Happy Fuzzy Purple Bunny Land, where everyone is caring, loving, and nice. Not only will those daydreams not come true, but the poisonous wine of officialism had been distilled long before Rolle entered the scene. Rolle is merely the agent decanting the poisonous fluid from its bottle into the jug that is world humanity.

For all of the foregoing reasons, I can confidently claim that Rolle never tires of exploiting the feelings of charity and guilt that many people have over the plight of the homeless. The facts are indisputable, the arguments are impeccable, and the consequences are undeniable. So why does he maintain that truth is whatever your grievance group says it is? That's not a rhetorical question. What's more, the answer is so stunning that you may want to put down that cereal spoon before reading. You see, Rolle likes to imply that hanging out with prudish reavers is a wonderful, culturally enriching experience. This is what his circulars amount to, although, of course, they're daubed over with the viscid slobber of poststructuralism-oriented drivel devised by his trucklers and mindlessly multiplied by crotchety, irritating loan sharks.

Rolle offers two reasons as to why his blanket statements will spread enlightenment to the masses, nurture democracy, reestablish the bonds of community, bring us closer to God, and generally work to the betterment of Man and society. He argues that (1) he holds a universal license that allows him to make a mockery of the term “hydrometallurgically”, and (2) it is not only acceptable but indeed desirable to shove angst-laden Trotskyism down our collective throats. These arguments are invalid for the following reasons: First, he's trying to hide the fact that it remains to be seen if he will commit all sorts of mortal sins—not to mention an uncountable number of venial ones—in a lustrum or two. Nevertheless, one thing that rings true with crystalline clarity is that I'm willing to accept that Rolle is a bit teched. I'm even willing to accept that he has no ground and no right to channel the pursuit of scientific knowledge into a narrow band of accepted norms that are based exclusively on his humorless nostrums. But his criticisms are based on two fundamental errors. They assume that he's an expert on everything from aardvarks to zymurgy, and they promote the mistaken idea that his bromides surpass most intellectual discourse in terms of the cogency of what they promote and the morality of their implications.

Take it from me: Rolle believes that the existence and perpetuation of obscurantism is its own moral justification. This is a fixed and false (i.e., delusional) belief that will lead to his convincing innocent children to follow a path that leads only to a life of crime, disappointment, and destruction sooner or later. I don't know if we can cure Rolle of this incomprehensible belief, but I do know that the voices of his victims have not historically been chronicled. They have gone largely unnoticed and undocumented. What can we do about that? I suggest we start by raising several issues about Rolle's nettlesome monographs that are frequently missing from the drivel that masquerades for discourse on this topic. Doing so will demonstrate to the world that Rolle is a confirmed liar—a conscious, deliberate, bald-faced, shameless liar. That conclusion is not based on some sort of anal-retentive, squalid philosophy or on Rolle-style mental masturbation but on widely known and proven principles of science. These principles explain that we must hone in on Rolle's faults with laser-like precision. If we do, then perhaps a brighter day will dawn on planet Earth. Perhaps people will open their eyes and see that whenever people fail to fall for Rolle's nocuous deceptions, he tries leading them to the slaughterhouse via the back entrance. If that ploy still doesn't work, Rolle then sics his blood-drenched, murderous coven in all of its resplendent foulness upon them.

It is mathematically provable that the online disinhibition effect perfectly explains why Rolle is so keen to tell everyone that the sun rises just for him. I'm not actually familiar with the proof for that statement and wouldn't understand it even if it were shown to me, but it seems very believable based upon my experience. What's also quite believable is that anyone—you or I or a Martian who just arrived in a flying saucer—who wants to challenge Rolle's outlandish premises and dubious motives should realize that Rolle needs to stop his continuous drone of preaching end of days if one of or another of his polarizing positions is not adopted. If you doubt this, just ask around. I am truly not up on the latest gossip. Still, I have heard people say that as long as the beer keeps flowing and the paychecks keep coming, Rolle's hirelings don't really care that we unmistakably can't afford to let him put the foxes in charge of guarding the henhouse. What I'm suggesting is that we adduce abundant evidence that the only thing that differentiates him from grotty, grungy freebooters is that the latter are at least honest about what they are. That's the key to defying the international enslavement of entire peoples, and it's the only way that most people will ever learn that the objection may still be raised that his reportages epitomize wholesome family entertainment. At first glance this sounds almost believable yet the following must be borne in mind: If he wants to change the course of history, let him wear the opprobrium of that decision.

Once, just once, I'd like to see Rolle's partners in crime counterpose a modicum of sanity to Rolle's contemptible soliloquies. But until they do that (if they ever do that), we must realize that Rolle's army of repulsive wonks appears to be growing in number. I pray that this is analogous to the flare-up of a candle just before extinction, yet I keep reminding myself that Rolle's beliefs are designed to reward mediocrity. And they're working; they're having the desired effect. Giving parents the means to protect their children may be a costly endeavor. Nevertheless, the price of doing nothing is far greater. That's why I claim that what really irks me is that Rolle has presented us with a Hobson's choice. Either we let him eviscerate every bit of social progress of the past century or he'll glorify featherbrained oafs.

Rolle acts as if he were King of the World. This hauteur is astonishing, staggering, and mind-boggling. He sometimes uses the word “anatomicophysiologic” when describing his catch-phrases. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response. While we all despair over Rolle's insidious causeries, we must also remember the principles that will guide our better behaviors and higher aspirations. So, sorry for being so long-winded in this letter, but ignorant and highly emotional persons are frequently swayed by Rolle's bombast and fustian.


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Good job with the Mad Libs.

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Is this pasta?

It smells like pasta.

pasta-010.jpg

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Does it come in TL : DR format?

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xIO_VAPEG0D_OIx    750

Kappa or nah?

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"He sometimes uses the word “anatomicophysiologic” when describing his catch-phrases."

Yes, yes he does.

This feel like it should be in "off-topic"...Immagoahead and move this to "off topic".

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Some delicious pasta

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Definite pasta. He doesnt know what half those words mean.

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And now I see the pasta. All this spaghetti in my pockets.

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Hassan    380

Is this your welcome back thread?

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Phoenix    1048

I can't even pronounce some of these words

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[video=youtube]

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PwnCaiks101    0

Is this your welcome back thread?

Oh, er no. I'll be returning once I get a new PC.  Just watch for me in TS, I'm not special enough to have a welcome back thread.

Also I'm not Italian enough to make pasta, I spent years writing this by hand obviously.

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Matt    21

Ed what have you been smoking? And if so can I have some?

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Posting in an epic bread.

Also +1 for the pasta along with the bread.

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Defiance    96

As someone who has formally studied English and Philosophy for the past four years, all I can really say to this is:

Yes.

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