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The game about chuck norris !

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Simple game!

Post the best Chuck Norris fact you got in store!

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cried, ever.

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Love this thread already :)

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number...You answer the wrong phone

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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never built up the courage to tell him yet.

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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake. After three days of excruciating pain, the snake died.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the world down.

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Scientists have discovered that Moon Craters are to now be known as "Chuck Norris Fist Divots"

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Chuck Norris does not have a CRTL button on his keyboard because Chuck Norris is ALWAYS in control.

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chuck norris doesn't battle, he just allowed you to lose

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When Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean, he doesn't get wet, the ocean gets Chuck Norris'd.

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Chuck Norris and Mr T walked into a bar...the bar explodes because it cannot handle that amount of awesomeness.

The Big Bang didn't start the universe a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick did.

Chuck Norris cannot shave like ordinary people, he has to repeatedly roundhouse kick himself in the face because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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Jesus can walk on water....

Chuck Norris can swim in concrete.

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