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A Day in the Life of a Reporter in Chernarus

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AfroJosh    0

>Be me

>Be press correspondent in Chernarus

>Be driving with ghilled Russian contact in Berinzinho

>See man about to kill himself

>Be good guy, try to help

>Tell Russian to take up over-watch of suicidal man

>Try to help

>Get taken hostage sadface.jpg

>Man puts on mask

>Get handcuffed

>Be forced to pretend to be a puppy

>Think that its not that bad

>Realize Stockholm syndrome is setting in

>Pray to Russian contact to kill wolf-man-cannibal-hostage-taker

>Man says he is goin to eat me

>Make peace with god

>Hear a shot ring out

>Be saved by Russian

>Such is life in Chernorussia

Special Thanks to Vasily Maslov and Jerry Dank for taking part in this story

-Joshua Prescott

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Lol I'm glad you had fortunate experience with the handcuffs. Usually I eventually get executed or my gear gets taken.

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Just so everyone knows, this was a true story that took place. At the time it was extremely terrifying and Jerry Dank had the creepiest voice ever.

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AfroJosh    0

Lol I'm glad you had fortunate experience with the handcuffs. Usually I eventually get executed or my gear gets taken.

Damn, yeah Mr Dank was raising the knife to cut up my legs when he was taken out LOL

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TEazy97    8

Lol, you should start a documentary, would love to see you walking around talking like this haha!

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AfroJosh    0

I never read such a truly inspirational story. More please.

While I hope I don't get taken hostage again LOL, I am currently working on an anthology of interviews IG with players so that may be interesting.

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