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Sunny D

That one cold night in town...

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"Its a cold night, Sunny and his friend Kyle were walking around in the vast forest of Chernarus."

Sunny: Hey, do you remember that one time were we found that one guy, with thee um... the fancy guy with the suit?

Kyle: Oh yah, i remember him. He gave us a ride to Berezino in his blue van.

Sunny: Remember how he gave us both a water bottle and those Twineky snack things, I don't know what to call it.

Kyle: They're pronounced Twinkies idiot.

"Sunny sticks his tongue out at Kyle making a nnnnn sound"

Sunny: I'll call them whatever the fuck I want to you Grammer Nazi!

Kyle: I'm not being a Grammer Na...

Sunny: GRAMMER NAZIIII!

"Kyle slaps Sunny"

Kyle: Shut up!

Sunny: OW you ass!

Kyle: We're coming up onto a town dipshit, you wanna attract ANOTHER horde?

Sunny: Nooooo...

Kyle: Then Shut The Fack Up.

"Kyle and Sunny approach the small town"

Kyle: What's the name of this town?

Sunny: I don't know. I can't read scribbles.

Kyle: It's called Russian idiot.

Sunny: IT LOOKS like someone SLAMMED their face on a typewriter over and over until it looked like a name for a town.

Kyle: True.

"Sunny spots a black figure down the road"

Sunny: Hey look, a person... I think, I can't fucking see shit at night.

Kyle: Yah I see him. HEY! YOU THERE! COME OVER HERE! YOU NEED HELP OR SUPPLIES?

"The figure stood there but was rocking from side to side, like it was disoriented or drunk, or maybe both"

Sunny: Wanna go to him?

Kyle: Hell naw, he's creepy looking.

Sunny: Racist.

Kyle: How is that racist?

Sunny: He's dark, and you think he's creepy looking.

Kyle: Fuck you.

Sunny: Hahaha, angry much?

"The figure dissapears into the darkness while Sunny was making fun of Kyle being 'Racist' "

Kyle: Were did he go?

Sunny: And I would know this how?

Kyle: It's just a question, you don't have to be a smart ass about it!

"There was a burning flesh smell in the air"

Figure: "From Behind" help.....me....

Kyle and Sunny: OH SHIT!

"Kyle and Sunny turn around to see a dark, slim, and well dressed figure"

Kyle: Hey, aren't you the guy that gave us the water a few days ago?

Sunny: We were just talking about you man, thanks again.

"The figure stood still, the light from the light pole shined on the dark figure. He was a mangled carcass with bones jutting out of its suit, glass shards were stuck in his face like he had slammed his face into a mirror or some sort of glass object. There were burn marks on his suit and parts of his cloths were ripped. Charred skin showed through the rips on his cloths."

Kyle: OH MY GOD DUDE! WHAT HAPPENED?

"The figure stood still, with his head looking in the general direction of Sunny and Kyle"

Sunny: Do you need something? Food or water? We got enough to share if you want.

"The figure still stood there, barely being able to stand still. He slowly manages to hold his hand out like he is expecting them to give his something"

Sunny: Ok yah we can give you some food and drink to repay you for the ones you gave us.

"Sunny searches his backpack for a soda and beans to give to the mangled man, he also gets out bandages and painkillers"

Sunny: Here you go man, this should be good enough.

"A screech and a crashing noise followed by an explosion echoed through the town as Sunny and Kyle look around to find the source of the noise"

Kyle: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

Sunny: SHHHH!!! Listen.

"A faint sound of zombies running towards the duo started getting louder and louder"

Kyle: DUDE RUN! THE ZEDS ARE COMING THE ZEDS ARE COMING!

"Sunny quickly looks and finds that the supplies that he was gonna give to the suited and the man himself... were gone. As he is wondering were both of them went Kyle grabs Sunny by the shirt and he quickly got up and started running back into the forest, with the sounds of zeds fading away"

"30 minutes later they ended up in an open field"

Kyle: "Panting" oh. my. god. that. was intense...

Sunny: "Also Panting" Yah...Did you see were that guy went?

Kyle: No.

Sunny: He dissapeared, and so did the supplies i was gonna give him.

Kyle: What?

Sunny: Yah, he just up and went into the night.

"A Troop of 3 men came up to Sunny and Kyle, yelling at them to put there weapons and backpacks on the ground. Sunny and Kyle did exactly that"

Trooper 1: Now do you have anything else on you? "His foot on Kyle's back"

Sunny: No man!

Kyle: No!

Sunny: Leave us alone we did nothing to you!

Trooper 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

"Trooper 2 hit Sunny with the butt of his rifle, knocking him out"

Kyle: YOU BITCH!

Trooper 3: YOU TOO!

"Trooper 3 hits Kyle with the butt of his shotgun, knocking him out also"

"Sunny barely able to stay conscious, listens to the Troopers. He opens his eyes barely able to see the tall Black Figure in the distant treeline"

Trooper 3: What do they have in there bags?

Trooper 2: Just a bunch of food and shit

Trooper 3: No ammo or guns? FUCKING HELL!

Trooper 1: Shut the fuck up you guys, do you hear that?

"Faint shuffles in the distant treeline could be barely heard"

Trooper 2: Hey look, it's a man.

Trooper 3: HEY YOU! PUT YOUR WEAPONS DOWN AND GET OVER HERE!

"The figure stands still"

Trooper 1: He's not doing anything, he's kinda creeping me out man.

Trooper 3: Shut up sissy boy

Trooper 1: Fuck you

Trooper 2: You got 3 seconds!

Trooper 2: 3....2.....1.... OPEN FIRE!

"Trooper 2 and 3 open fire on the dark figure"

Trooper 1: HOLD YOUR FIRE!

Trooper 2: Were did he go?

"Trooper 3 fell to his knees, then soon onto his chest....dead, a metal can was shoved into the back of his head"

Trooper 2: OH MY GOD!!

Trooper 1: STAND YOUR GRO....

"Trooper 1 stopped talking, Trooper 2 looked at him in horror as he sees his fellow man's torso, slide off of his lower half'

Trooper 2: NO NOT YOU TOO!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! SHOW YOUR FUCKING SELF!!!

"The dark figure is right behind the last Trooper, the Trooper is frozen in fear, as he knows its behind him, as soon as he turns around the Trooper BURSTS into flames as he is screaming at the top of his lungs as he burns to death"

"The dark figure hovers over Sunny as he is slowly loosing conscious"

Dark Figure: Thank you.... for the supplies... i hope this.... repays you

"Sunny looses conscious"

"The next day"

"Sunny wakes up while Kyle is searching the dead Troopers"

Kyle: Awwww yeah this guy had an AK!

Sunny: wha.. what happened?

Kyle: OH SHIT! Oh, hahah its you sleep fuck you.

Sunny: Shut up.

Kyle: Cheer up dude, free loot over here.

"Sunny looks over to the forest only to catch a glimpse of the Dark Figure before it fades away into the distance as he hears a faint whisper in his ear saying"

Whisper: Your... Welcome

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