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Frisker's guide to win


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  • Sapphire

HOW TO WIN DAYZRP - By frisker911

Step one. Pretend to be a sixteen yearold girl

Step two. Say you are looking for your father/whatever

Step three. Ask for free gear so you don't have to loot yourself

Step four. Find some outher 16 yearold girl (Boy) and get close to them

Step five. fuk dat bitch

Step six. Have the whole server trying to protect you.

Step seven. If anyone trys to harm you/dose something you dont like run into TP and cry. They will be killed shorty

Step eight. ????

Step nine. Purge the 16 yearold girls who can shoot KSVKs standing up

Step ten. Make dayzrp a better place!

Step eleven. ????

Step twelve: Profit

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  • Sapphire

This is obviously the best way to win Dayzrp

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Guest ArcticStarling

While playing as a girl I once I said a friend of mine stole something from me at Desal (can of soda), in minutes the white night brigade arrived and initiated on him. #SorryFidor

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This is the most basic guide I have ever seen, I have my own personal steps which are more advanced yet make me end up with more $wag

While playing as a girl I once I said a friend of mine stole something from me at Desal (can of soda), in minutes the white night brigade arrived and initiated on him. #SorryFidor

And you have been punished accordingly.

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Gotta try it nao!

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