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[GAME] Salty Spitoon

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Guest Katherine

The premise of the game goes on like this.

You begin every post with "Welcome To the salty Spitoon, How Tough are you? " And proceeded by saying how tough you are.

I will start.

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, How tough are you?"

"I'm so tough, That i had nails for breakfast....

Without any milk...."

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I am so tough that I killed a man, with a toenail....

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Can I answer it differently, like this:

I'm as tough as the glue that is keeping me here.

#glued.

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Guest JMS

Im so tough, I can tear paper

2 handed

:troll:

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How tough am I?

I dragged my balls through 3 miles of glass while they were set on fire just to smell a girls shoe.

(Thnaks YouTube!)

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Welcome to Salty Spitoon, How tough are you?

I'm so tough I touched the sun..

Without gloves..

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How though i am?

I do sexual RP... near tp!

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"Welcome to Salty Spitoon, How tough are you?"

"I'm so tough, That i had been robbed twice in a row....

And haven't made a report...."

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Guest Graphix

fokin nobs

Begin post with "Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you?"

den say how tough you are

also:

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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, How tough are ya?

How tough am I?

HOW TOUGH AM I?!

I'm so tough that I once stubbed my toe and cried only for 1 minute...

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"Welcome to Salty Spitoon, How tough are you?"

"I'm so tough, that instead of having a normal 'tequila slammer', I snorted the salt, drank the tequila and then squirted the lemon in my eye...."

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"Welcome to Salty Spitoon, How tough are you?"

"I'm so tough, i played the walking dead and only cried for an hour"

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"Welcome to Salty Spitoon, How tough are you?"

How though i am?

I just ate a sandwich... made by ... MYSELF!

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I'm so tough... I'm soo tough that I opened a Creme cake wrapper WITHOUT the help of any sharp objects!

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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?

I'm so tough I took on an entire squad in Wasteland, and lasted for an entire seven seconds.

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I'm so tough, I unplug my usb hard drive without safely removing it.

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Im so tough I managed to watch My Little Pony and not cry

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I'm so tough I took a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face and lived...

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Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are you?

How tough am I?

I had a bowl of milk for breakfast! Without any milk.

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Guest The Reverend

Welcome to Salty Spitoon, How tough are you?

I am so tough, I ate Indian for breakfast. People

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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, How tough are you?

I'm so tough I ate a bowl of fire for dinner...without any drinks.

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"Welcome to Salty Spitoon, How tough are you?"

How though am I?

Yesterday I took down a Council attack chopper,

With a makarov...SD

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"Welcome to Salty Spitoon, how tough are you?"

How tough am I?

I did a wheelie with a car.

It was a Front wheel drive.

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