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[GAME] The police are at your door

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Sly    1

You have somehow received information that the police will raid and arrest you in your home in about 5 minutes.

What do you do?

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Matt    24

Put the kettle on make some tea and offer it to them I would not break the law :)

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Reptile449    0

Run into a wall headfirst so I don't get suspected for murdering my wife and a police officer.

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naury42    0

probably drown all my droids in toilet.

nah, probably will get buff and have a laugh bout them yo

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Oldman    22

Slow clap and say 'you finally got me'

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Guest MARTiN   
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Put on pants, play DayZRP and talk in TS about robbing people (Papa emiritus)

I have nothing illegal to hide its ok.

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Doc    3

My reaction-

Police: Open up! We have a warrant for your arrest!

Me: What? I've done no wrong!

Police: Last warning! Open up!

Me: Guys, listen.... if its about the guns I keep, It's ok... they're registered and in a safe. Read me my Miranda Rights!

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Cid    333

Leave a note on the door that if they want to talk about what I did wrong then they should contact me in TS or make a report discussion.

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Murdercool    29

Think I would take off all my clothes, unlock the door. Then jump out aT the police officers when they come through the door. Probably will then wont get that bad charges right?

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Vladdy    3

Think I would take off all my clothes, unlock the door. Then jump out aT the police officers when they come through the door. Probably will then wont get that bad charges right?

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thanks Derek Caul for the gif

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simiskovich    0

Hide all the evidence of me harbouring banned players.

Rolle is everywhere.

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Ancalagon    0

Well... first and most importantly... turn off my PC...

Since it's Germany, it's not that easy to do all that shit if you know the neccesary procedure and your rights (which they like to... well lets say forget)

So to prevent missunderstandings, i'd advise them to first fill out a Report Discussion beofre pushing it formal.

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Murdercool    29

Think I would take off all my clothes, unlock the door. Then jump out aT the police officers when they come through the door. Probably will then wont get that bad charges right?

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thanks Derek Caul for the gif

That's exactly what I would do to them. So accurate.

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runewr    1

Smoke away the evidence

Seriously though I'd just press windowsbutton + L, not that anything I got is illegal...oh wait.. PANIC

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SwiftyPoo    0

Lock my self in the closet and put on a bunny suit. Hitman style. Never suspect a thing.

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Guest Tompmal   
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Lock the door, and when they come and say "open up we want to talk to you" I would reply with "are there 2 of you ?"

And if they said yes then I would say "talk to each other then" while I make a run out the back door.

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SatansNightOut    105

Only reason cops would be at my door is for the smell of cannabis. But I'm a legal caretaker, so there's nothing they can do. ^_^

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Bryan    0
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Krullin    0

Rip up the evidence and tell the cops my dog ate it

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Major Tom    91

Tell the people chained in my basement that they'll soon have new friends to talk to

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