Sapphire Sir Doctor Posted April 14, 2014 Sapphire Share Posted April 14, 2014 So I found this page on Facebook.... https://www.facebook.com/DoesNewZealandExist I suppose I should pose the question to the community seeing as we only have about 3 or 4 New Zealanders here - How certain are you that New Zealand exists? I, for one, think its a hoax.. :troll: Link to comment
Vassal Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 New Zealand doesn't exist, it's really Atlantis. Link to comment
El Presidente Roland Posted April 14, 2014 El Presidente Share Posted April 14, 2014 I don't get it? Link to comment
MVP Tomeran Posted April 14, 2014 MVP Share Posted April 14, 2014 My sister was there. Fairly sure she didnt imagine it. I suppose the real question, you being on the other side of the planet and everything, is how the hell you cope with being upside down all the time. Link to comment
Sapphire Sir Doctor Posted April 14, 2014 Author Sapphire Share Posted April 14, 2014 how the hell you cope with being upside down all the time. Space boots. Link to comment
Emerald Dalrona Posted April 14, 2014 Emerald Share Posted April 14, 2014 My sister was there. Fairly sure she didnt imagine it. I suppose the real question, you being on the other side of the planet and everything, is how the hell you cope with being upside down all the time. Lots and lots of magic... Link to comment
Titanium DarkStyle Posted April 14, 2014 Titanium Share Posted April 14, 2014 I call it Middle Earth . Link to comment
Sapphire Sir Doctor Posted April 14, 2014 Author Sapphire Share Posted April 14, 2014 I call it Middle Earth . Wellington - my hometown - is dubbed as Middle of Middle Earth Link to comment
Emerald Scooter Posted April 14, 2014 Emerald Share Posted April 14, 2014 So if Rocket is from New Zealand, is DayZ fake? 0_0 Link to comment
Sidewinder Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 You mean Britain? :troll: Link to comment
Sapphire Sir Doctor Posted April 14, 2014 Author Sapphire Share Posted April 14, 2014 So if Rocket is from New Zealand, is DayZ fake? 0_0 No, Rocket is the Illuminati <3 Link to comment
Guest Shadow Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Poor New Zealand <3 :troll: Link to comment
Sapphire SnowAlpha Posted April 15, 2014 Sapphire Share Posted April 15, 2014 As a resident of NZ, I can confirm it doesn't exist. Link to comment
Sapphire Sir Doctor Posted April 15, 2014 Author Sapphire Share Posted April 15, 2014 Evidence NZ does not exist. Many spell checks, including the Y!A spell checker, accuse you of making a spelling mistake when you type "Zealand." In many Hollywood film scenes in which there is a map or a globe in the background or foreground, New Zealand isn't on the map or globe. There's just a blank space of ocean next to Australia. All of this leads me to believe that New Zealand does not actually exist. It's quite clear that I've simply imagined this whole country, all of it's people and all of historical and current events of this fictitious country. Otherwise, movie maps and spell checks would surely recognise NZ as a country. Does New Zealand really exist, or am I just imagining it? Link to comment
Whitefur Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Evidence NZ does not exist. Many spell checks, including the Y!A spell checker, accuse you of making a spelling mistake when you type "Zealand." In many Hollywood film scenes in which there is a map or a globe in the background or foreground, New Zealand isn't on the map or globe. There's just a blank space of ocean next to Australia. All of this leads me to believe that New Zealand does not actually exist. It's quite clear that I've simply imagined this whole country, all of it's people and all of historical and current events of this fictitious country. Otherwise, movie maps and spell checks would surely recognise NZ as a country. Man that evidence is rock-solid. Can't even argue with it. My entire life is changed. Link to comment
Emerald Comrade Deg Posted April 15, 2014 Emerald Share Posted April 15, 2014 Its a conspiracy implanted into your mind by the Illuminati. Link to comment
Eminence Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 As a New Zealander, I endorse the theory that it does not exist. New Zealand was wiped away in the Russo-Japanese war of 1996. Link to comment
MVP Ghost of Gijs Posted April 15, 2014 MVP Share Posted April 15, 2014 There is a province called Zeeland in the Netherlands. The world probably just confuses this imaginary New Zealand with this province. Link to comment
Legend PublicVoodoo Posted April 15, 2014 Legend Share Posted April 15, 2014 The things I wake up to. Of course it exists but never call someone from new Zealand a aussie Link to comment
Emerald TightPants Posted April 15, 2014 Emerald Share Posted April 15, 2014 The things I wake up to. Of course it exists but never call someone from new Zealand a aussie Because that would be an insult towards Australians. Don't mix them with the kiwis. Link to comment
Emerald Diggy Posted April 15, 2014 Emerald Share Posted April 15, 2014 Evidence NZ does not exist. Many spell checks, including the Y!A spell checker, accuse you of making a spelling mistake when you type "Zealand." In many Hollywood film scenes in which there is a map or a globe in the background or foreground, New Zealand isn't on the map or globe. There's just a blank space of ocean next to Australia. All of this leads me to believe that New Zealand does not actually exist. It's quite clear that I've simply imagined this whole country, all of it's people and all of historical and current events of this fictitious country. Otherwise, movie maps and spell checks would surely recognise NZ as a country. Does New Zealand really exist, or am I just imagining it? Seeing as it seems you are on some powerful drugs, are you sure you haven't just imagined DayZRP and the community as well? Link to comment
Sapphire Husky Posted April 15, 2014 Sapphire Share Posted April 15, 2014 We will never know for sure will we? Link to comment
Sapphire gr1ves Posted April 15, 2014 Sapphire Share Posted April 15, 2014 Of course it exists but never call someone from new Zealand a aussie Because that would be an insult towards Australians. Don't mix them with the kiwis. Link to comment
MVP Ghost of Gijs Posted April 15, 2014 MVP Share Posted April 15, 2014 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland "The Pacific nation of New Zealand is named after Zeeland." See, the Dutch were probably high when they decided to give an imaginary nation a name. Link to comment
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