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Guest 001-0801

Hello! Don't shoot me! Friendly! Friendly says I!

*wiggles back and forth with arms to the side and weapon raised to the sky*

whew, got your attention, thought I was gonna eat a bullet there, anyway! I didn't and that's good!

Had me worried there for a second, but now that all that tension is out of the way, allow me to introduce myself!

*swings his gun around*

My name is take off your damn shoes..that's right, you heard me..off, shoes..now.

and..my my, are those beans in your bag, or are you just happy to see me,cause I'm happy to see you..really you have no idea how much cause I love me some beans.

Oh but I couldn't take your last can of beans, what do you think I am some kind of monster? we will trade! I will take these beans and...brace yourself because for a limited time only! I will give you this shiny tin can! That's right for the price of a meager can of beans you scored yourself a can, cha ching! right? ya i know right? lucky day to you good Sir. Now if you would be so kind as to walk, um...that'a way, I'll be on my way.

No no, don't look back, its easier that way. Just..go.

*wipes a tear*

Oh by the way, names Joe, Joe Kurh. ba dum da.

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Fozzy    2

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Burgz    6

Your name made me laugh, haha :P

May I ask why you chose it?

Your story was pretty funny as well buddy, haha.

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Guest 001-0801

I'm still working out the kinks..


Your name made me laugh, haha :P

May I ask why you chose it?

Your story was pretty funny as well buddy, haha.

well from an rp standpoint I thought it would be funny to see what would happen if someone who wasn't so stable read a bunch of comics and what it would do to him if he adopted comics as fact. hahaha something like that.

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