Christmas waiting list!

[Papa Emeritus II]

hey when i joined it was like 350 days to christmas!

now it's only like 5??!

what the hell?

If i donate will it become over 300 days again?

I have donated 5000 euro!

[Diggy]

lolwut?

Go home Papa, you're drunk.

[Hofer]

Yes. If you donate another 3000 euros you will get a free date with Gina, Elissa and Terra

[Guest]

Yes. If you donate another 3000 euros you will get a free date with Gina, Elissa and Terra

Inb4 mass donations !

[Gina]

My waiting list is so long already... *sighs*

[Papa Emeritus II]

I guess i have priority on you Gina

[Ghost of Gijs]

This is a thread not even I understand.

[Zhunk]

This thread is beyond me.

Wait! I think I got this, it's a code! HOW DIDN'T I SEE THIS BEFORE, follow this:

1. 350 Days.

2. 350 X 2 = 700 (As the number in Papa Emeritus name)

3. 700 - 5 = 695

4. 605 - 300 = 395

5. 395 : 5000 =

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Nah, he is just drunk...

[Papa Emeritus II]

This is a thread not even I understand.

*Yes*

I did it!

[Onionjack]

hey when i joined it was like 350 days to christmas!

now it's only like 5??!

what the hell?

If i donate will it become over 300 days again?

I have donated 5000 euro!

My brains malfunctioned *derp*

[Itsmez]

wait what?

[Ghost of SumoS]

hey when i joined it was like 350 days to christmas!

now it's only like 5??!

what the hell?

If i donate will it become over 300 days again?

I have donated 5000 euro!

I'm sorry u must donate moar 4 Xmas.

Santa is buzy with prezzies.

Knd rgards,

Ghetto Elves

blap blap xx

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This thread is beyond me.

Wait! I think I got this, it's a code! HOW DIDN'T I SEE THIS BEFORE, follow this:

1. 350 Days.

2. 350 X 2 = 700 (As the number in Papa Emeritus name)

3. 700 - 5 = 695

4. 605 - 300 = 395

5. 395 : 5000 =

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Nah, he is just drunk...

Half Life 3 confirmed!

[Guest Zem]

hey when i joined it was like 350 days to christmas!

now it's only like 5??!

what the hell?

If i donate will it become over 300 days again?

I have donated 5000 euro!

Have you ever gone as far as to do want go more look like?

Wait a minute! Who was phone?

[Guest TCkril]

Wat...

[Guest Astycc]

Sorry, whatttt?

[Roland]

u wot m8?

[Guest WaltteriH]

I want Livs.

U mad Rolle?

[Bryan]

Bears like to walk over the Golden park with headphones in their shoes... But the thing is, bees don't like music..

That's what he wanted to say..

[armouredwaffle]

Is there something I'm missing?

[Papa Emeritus II]

Let me explain.

Hi I Just Joined DAyZRP! #HYPESWAG

I Was 4TH In WhiteList But Now I Am At 154 In Que.

WTF Admin Please Fix This Is A Joke.

[Leon]

How was that vodka Papa?

[Papa Emeritus II]

lol. You guys...

[TightPants]

What the heck is this thread even about?

[Guest kzammm]

Well... Papa? I don't know you , or, .....whatever..... U just been smoking! Haven't you ?

[Guest Alfie]

ikr, totes amaze-balls.