Your most creative but non-offensive insult

[StilusVeho]

Insults that if you were to have heard instead of being hurt you would start laughing.

You share no common traits with bacon, you are not crispy nor are you delicious.

[Burgz]

You lollygagging, petal smelling, corn on the cob, biscuit eater. You shall never walk upon those breadcrumbs that I shall!

//Hmm, it doesn't make much sense

[Symmetrical]

"You smell like dog food."

//400 POSTS!!!

[DeadKiller]

I've seen a potato have better sex with a hamster.

Ah YouTube comments.

[ZettaByte]

"What they have no showers where you come from?"

[DeadKiller]

"You sound like a 40 year old rabbi!"

-Xbox CoD kiddie to my friend. (My friend is 18)

[RatRider]

"You're as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle."

[ScarFace7454]

you sir smell of elderberries.

[Symmetrical]

"You sound like a 40 year old rabbi!"

-Xbox CoD kiddie to my friend. (My friend is 18)

lol did this really happen? Sounds so ridiculous but oh well... Xbox kiddies.

[Guest magw33d]

YOU SMELL LIKE ROTTEN SUSHI!

[Guest MARTiN]

You smell like snail

[Guest ArcticStarling]

You have no swag

I crie evri tiem

[IAmJackBandit]

you are about dumber than a bag of rocks

[Tortov]

trongoloid

[TomG]

You dildo

[Guest TCkril]

Turbopleb

[Zhunk]

1. You muppet.

2. Dog-pig.

3. A common insult among the staff members: You #Inactive.

[Guest TCkril]

1. You muppet.

2. Dog-pig.

3. A common insult among the staff members: You #Inactive.

They are all correct <3

[Guido From NY]

LOL oh boy

[DeadAntelope]

1. You muppet.

2. Dog-pig.

3. A common insult among the staff members: You #Inactive.

No Zhunk, Dogpig is the most offensive term for anybody.

[Goz]

1. You maggot

2. If stupdity could fly ... (insert name or 'you') could fly to alpha centauri and come back in a blink of an eye

3. If I could I would use you as plant fertilizer

[Matt]

'That was so funny i forgot to laugh'

:3

[Mush]

Oh and I'll have fries with that!

[Othuyeg]

Non-offensive? In what way? These might be offensive... but effective.

"You are an inspiration for birth control."

Alternatively "Your picture could solve overpopulation" Or for the absolute effect "I think of you during sex. To last longer." Might be most appropriate when said to someone with whom you would actually have sex with. Or to someone who atleast belongs to your preferred... target group. Saying that to your buddies at the local pub might get a rather confused reaction. But you can always find out.

"Laughing at you feels like booing at the special olympics."

"Hello there, did you fall from the heaven? Looks like you landed on your face."

"Atleast my shoe size is smaller than my IQ."

"I've eaten shrimp smarter than you. And they were still more beautiful than you... afterwards."

"I looked up 'loneliness' in the dictionary and it referred me to your braincell."

"You have a face perfect for radio."

[Zod]

'Last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur, Lol jks I don't have a dinosaur but if i did I would name him Dilbert'

This one was quite common in my school..