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What is the noobiest (is that a word?) thing you have ever done


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On your adventures in DayZ what is the noobiest/funniest thing that you have ever done/had happen to you. I know when i first started i kept running straight through the middle of cherno and got sniped by bandits every single time. it took me a while to learn that it wasnt a good idea lol

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  • Emerald

One time me and Bubbles jacked a car from a Free Medic when he was checking the little gas station for a jerry can after he just picked us up. Poor bastard never had a chance.

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I think I was SoS at the time and we took 3 people hostage, We had 2 cars and one of the hostages decided to jump out with their gun and try and kill us while we weren't driving so fast, There was 2 hostages in our Gaz and 1 in our SUV, The one who decided to jump out was in the Gaz. We all practically jumped out the SUV and lit this guy up and then we turn around and our SUV was gone. :(

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  • Sapphire

All I'm going to say is, never play DayZ drunk...

Especially DayZRP.

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  • MVP

I blew Hofer up with a grenade while trying to shoot an empty car with my gun. :/

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  • Legend

I killed 3 Free Medics and myself with a grenade.

I did a horrible, very bad "robbery" and died by the guy I initiated on instantly.

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All I'm going to say is, never play DayZ drunk...

Especially DayZRP.

This. I can't remember my own drunken dayzrp escapades but I do remember rescuing a drunk clan member late at night when he had thrown himself off the NWAF firestation roof and needed someone to help him, everyone else was ignoring him so I had to go do it.

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  • Legend

SDS (Maybe it was TBoE) robbed Freeman from RF.

Problem was that he got into the drivers seat, with all of us in the back and drove away.

He drove us to RF camp and there his buddies waited and executed all of us.

(including Freeman)

:D

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The first time I ever flew a heli, I got it up no problem, but when I realized I couldn't get down, I decided to crash into the firehouse in Cherno, where my whole clan happened to be having a meeting I wasn't told of...

15 bastards died in the blink of an eye.

The heli was actually the clan leader's, as well.

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SDS (Maybe it was TBoE) robbed Freeman from RF.

Problem was that he got into the drivers seat, with all of us in the back and drove away.

He drove us to RF camp and there his buddies waited and executed all of us.

(including Freeman)

:D

Wait, they executed their own man as well or he executed you with them?

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  • Legend

SDS (Maybe it was TBoE) robbed Freeman from RF.

Problem was that he got into the drivers seat, with all of us in the back and drove away.

He drove us to RF camp and there his buddies waited and executed all of us.

(including Freeman)

:D

Wait, they executed their own man as well or he executed you with them?

Their guys that was waiting panicked when 6 black angry dudes jumped out of the car.

Unfortunately, also Freeman jumped out at the same time.

Sooo, RF muled everything down, just to be sure :D

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SDS (Maybe it was TBoE) robbed Freeman from RF.

Problem was that he got into the drivers seat, with all of us in the back and drove away.

He drove us to RF camp and there his buddies waited and executed all of us.

(including Freeman)

:D

Wait, they executed their own man as well or he executed you with them?

Their guys that was waiting panicked when 6 black angry dudes jumped out of the car.

Unfortunately, also Freeman jumped out at the same time.

Sooo, RF muled everything down, just to be sure :D

Eh, better safe then sorry. :D

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  • Sapphire

Back in old Prud I got stuck in that back of the crashed helicopter.

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  • Emerald

When I first started playing, I was standing at the top of Alter castle. I went to press the B key to get out my Binos and instead vaulted straight of the roof.

Same here. It's a curse from Altar.

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