What do you have to fight off burglars with IRL?

[Husky]

I got a handaxe, it's a bit silly but it's the only thing I got and guns aren't legal in my country, it's pretty heavy so it can be used for both hacking and hammering.

Will post pics later.

[Slute]

Well let's see. I've got a table, a lamp, a pillow....im screwed.

I do not own any types of knifes or guns and neither does my roommate. I'm hoping someone on my campus does!

[Reece]

My hands all scots do.

[Juzi]

My guitar... D:

[Husky]

My hands all scots do.

I would be useless in a fist-fight.

My guitar... D:

Oh yeah I got an electric guitar as well that pretty heavy, could be used

[Sgt Dro]

MOSSBERG 590 A1, 12 GA Modified with pistol grip, upgraded to ghost sights, 9 shot shotgun with shell holder attachment and extending stock. Nothing says GTFO of here better than the sound of a shotgun cocking back.

[Neubia]

A medieval flail hidden under my bed and a Bow I made myself, or the short sword in my closet.

[Husky]

MOSSBERG 590 A1, 12 GA Modified with pistol grip, upgraded to ghost sights, 9 shot shotgun with shell holder attachment and extending stock. Nothing says GTFO of here better than the sound of a shotgun cocking back.

Well you're set!

A medieval flail hidden under my bed and a Bow I made myself, or the short sword in my closet.

Medieval, I like it.

[runewr]

Fists n' feet , all you need

[Guest magw33d]

Nothing.

In the UK it'd be assault to fight off a burglar.

[ZeroXiz]

Fists n' feet , all you need

Pretty much this, but if it ever was to happen then calling the police would be first step of course

[Reptile449]

14 people in the rooms below mine.

[Guest]

A Nokia.

[Hessian]

I live in Australia, we don't have burglars.

[DeadKiller]

First line.

Second line.

final line.

[Breadpieman]

In the uk so no guns but i do have the following:

Long bow with 28 arrows...

Longsword

Shortsword

Battleaxe

hand axe (with ornamental grip)

Replica 18th century flintlock pistol (not functional but looks cool)

Replica 18th century hunting gunblade (sharp but gun part non functional)

Fencing Sabre

3 guitars

Dog (would lick the burglar to death though rather than bite)

[DinoB]

A bat, and a guitar ^^

[Husky]

A Nokia.

Woah slow down you don't want to murder him

[Guest Biiddy]

Toy lightsaber, nuff said

[Roland]

Kitchen knife, 3 deadly and vicious cats and a pair of scissors. I can also throw servers at them.

[DeadKiller]

Oh also forgot my 65 Lb pit-bull.

[Husky]

Oh also forgot my 65 Lb pit-bull.

How could you forget mans best friend

[Oldman]

I have a crowbar, but I make sure to initiate first. It might be just a random who investigates gunshots.

[Upshot]

At hand?.. Probably a weight. Also a spoon.

AND A TERRIFYINGLY WELCOMING SMILE...

[MrStevetic]

I tend to use these more on the nights I go out on investigation jobs with the old man, but they're here for protection as well. Locked in the big ass gun safe in my shed, but still.

1x TASER International X26P with built in camera to cover my arse.

And if things get too hairy

1x Browning Hi Power semi-auto pistol chambered for .40 S&W

Yes I'm in Australia, and we have some of the hardest gun laws in the world, but the amount of paper work I had to fill to get that....drives me nuts, but nice gun, only complaint is that the action is a little stiff.