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Valentine's Happy Zombie Murder Time

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So here's a series of images that depict my recent run through Berenzino. If anyone heard what sounded like WWIII coming out of there recently, it was me and John. Linin' some zombie heads up and knockin' em down!

VALENTINE DON'T F*** AROUND WHEN IT COMES TO POPPIN' ZED MELONS!

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John and I stop in at the lumber mill. Turns out a UAZ can attract one hell storm swarm of zeds.

Then we decided to hit up the green grocer on the corner, y'know pick up some eggs and a carton of milk.

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Lines were F***ING CRAZY!!! JUST MAKES ME WANNA SHOOT THINGS!!!

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Finished off the night by pickin' up some OJ and Protein Shake Mix up by the Hospital. These posers showed up and tried to SCUFF MY BOOTS!!! DON'T ACT HARD WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN LIFT!!!

So anyway, I'ma go take a chill pill up by the union camp. Lift some engine parts to get my swell on and then maybe go for a dip... Who the F*** ROBBED OUR CAMP WHILE WE WERE DOING THIS!?! If I find you I'm gonna turn your empty skull INTO MY PERSONAL TOILETTE!!!

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