BoomBewm Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 (edited) *The radio cuts in to hard smacking sounds* "This thing even on?... Hello?..... Oh hello everyone, this thing has finally decided to work! I'd like to let everyone in on a little secret. I happen to have stolen something from the Russians maybe, Chernorussians who cares eh? Well this thing happens to have four wheels, bulletproof glass, and a trunk jam packed full of shit I found while I was at the airfield! Fun right! Well, the fact is I am planning on taking this right across the border and the hell out of this dog-shit country" *The radio cuts out, and back in again to the same smacking sounds* "Cut to the chase. Flag down the fucking humvee if you want a present! If you happen to be Russian... just imagine you never heard this... pretty please?" "I am currently driving from east to west along the coast" *Radio cuts out* Edited May 17, 2020 by BoomBewm Link to comment
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