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[Livonia] Fire Sale at Kopa Prison! Everything must go!


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  • Diamond

A cheerful voice chimes in over the radio

"You heard it here, folks, can't get deals like these anywhere! The doors are open at the prison, and everything must go! Even the occupants! Courtesy of the Coalition!"

The radio broadcast drops, but as it fades, you would hear jovial laughter in the background

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  • Diamond

*Connor Joyce would laugh while hearing the message* 

 

“Ah lads it tis a shame I can’t come, I love a good bargin, in fact if you can I could use a few of them lovely hoody’s they run around in” 

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  • Diamond

--USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST--

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  • Event Master

John Joyce laughs while he presses the PTT

Thank god someone opened that fucking place.

He thinks back about the Savior days and how the Saviors always sat in their industrial building

For everyone who can hear this, the 503 are just a bunch of pussies who hide in their little prison after they do something naughty. I suggest everyone goes to that prison right now and take every fucking thing. Take back the supplies they once took from you!

He looks at the grave of his fallen brother

There is only one thing left to do.. Focking kill em all

He releases the PTT and lays down his radio

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  • Titanium

Jack pushes his PTT button as music plays in the background and begins to speak,

"Sawing through the base was much easier while you were asleep so no one was able to throw flashbangs at your only entrance. Sucks to suck."

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  • Emerald

*he would press his PTT*

''Next time maybe keep it secured if you want to do a fire sale, poor dudes came for that black friday sale and payed the highest price.''

*He releases the PTT*

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  • Emerald

*Martin would wake up because of the man on the radio*

"Well when we are asleep is the only time you get in. So can't say i'm shocked. This is the 2nd day in a row you try to do it while i'm sleeping. When i'm awake you seem to not go near the prison which is fair. U want to flex music? I'll drive to your base, stand there with a megaphone for an hour blasting barbie girl if you want?"

*Martin would take a look around and start his music with his MP3 player*

"Aaah there we go. Better already. I'm sure we'll see each other soon enough."

*Martin releases the PTT*

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  • Diamond

"Funny, when the 503 hit our town when only two or three civilians are awake, they are brave and bad ass. When they beat defenseless farmers, kidnap women, enslave children, they are glorious bastards, call themselves king...

 

Maybe you lazy dogs should just stop sleeping on the job.

And don't forget, we didn't have to get in last time to leave your king to bleed out on the floor."

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*The PTT is released, a sarcastic, shocked tone is heard*

"Honestly, I don't know why you guys are so upset. You guys had a LOT of stuff. It's always nice to give back to the community, no? Springs coming, Spring cleaning is always nice!"

*The PTT is released with a laugh*

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  • Emerald

*Martin would press the PTT once again*

"I don't care about gear. None of us do. But it seems like you guys do because you keep hiding your stuff and never use it. It's like a bunch of squirrels getting their nuts for the season. I just want to see you guys and see if you guys put your mouth where your money is. I hope if you talk shit on the radio you do the same when i meet you. Love u babes. 

Ima try to go back to sleep because i'd rather to that. Also that chick i just heard. What is it about you and dogs? U've said that about 15 times now. I know you only got a bunch of pomeranians but c'mon. Woof woof people. Woof woof.

*Martin would laugh and put his radio down*

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  • Diamond

"Well, if it's no big deal, quit crying about it! Glad we could give you an opportunity to clean house! Our service comes with a convenient automatic re-subscription."

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  • Titanium

Jack let's out a loud laugh after unknown clown #2 finishes speaking.

"The Pomeranian you speak of has a point, if it's not an issue... then surely you should be thanking us? You're sending me mixed messages brother, you're simultaneously crying while saying it's no big deal."

Jack snickers again before releasing the PTT button and putting his radio back into his belt.

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  • Emerald

*An intoxicated woman fumbles with her radio and laughs into it*

"Dude I need some new threads. Sale still going on?"

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  • Emerald

*Martin would press the PTT*

 

"Bro, i can go take the gear back from you guys at any point in time.... That's why i'm not mad. Either i steal it from your stashes. Or i just take if from you while you stand infront of me. Isn't a big deal to be honest. Continue with this "We will rise and unite against 503 stuffs" It's cute to listen to. For now i'll let the lady order you around like the whiteknight you are. meow meow big boy. I hope she's worth it wink wink."

*Martin would laugh*

"Alright babes. Yeah i'll be sure to re-subscribe to your private raiding party. I bet its a real party going on after you guys are done. Praise your generals the way u know how to.

*Martin would roll his eyes and laugh before releasing the PTT*

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  • Diamond

- user was warned for this post -

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  • Emerald

*You'd hear a wisper come through*

"I'm not at the prison. Also that's nasty as fuck...."

 

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  • Emerald

*You'd hear a slight chuckle as he starts speaking*

''That's cute, being so scared of the sleeping dragon that you shit your knickers..''

''I hope you brought toilet paper with you.''

 

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  • Diamond

- user received a caution for this post -

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  • Emerald

*Wulf Chimes in*

"I got much more interesting things to do..."

"But if anyone is still there pick me up a black plate"

"I'm looking to replace one an associate gave out... Or was it stolen?

*Chimes out*

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1 hour ago, MaybeleleLR said:

*Martin would press the PTT once again*

"I don't care about gear. None of us do. But it seems like you guys do because you keep hiding your stuff and never use it. It's like a bunch of squirrels getting their nuts for the season. I just want to see you guys and see if you guys put your mouth where your money is. I hope if you talk shit on the radio you do the same when i meet you. Love u babes. 

Ima try to go back to sleep because i'd rather to that. Also that chick i just heard. What is it about you and dogs? U've said that about 15 times now. I know you only got a bunch of pomeranians but c'mon. Woof woof people. Woof woof.

*Martin would laugh and put his radio down*

 

1 hour ago, MaybeleleLR said:

*Martin would press the PTT*

 

"Bro, i can go take the gear back from you guys at any point in time.... That's why i'm not mad. Either i steal it from your stashes. Or i just take if from you while you stand infront of me. Isn't a big deal to be honest. Continue with this "We will rise and unite against 503 stuffs" It's cute to listen to. For now i'll let the lady order you around like the whiteknight you are. meow meow big boy. I hope she's worth it wink wink."

*Martin would laugh*

"Alright babes. Yeah i'll be sure to re-subscribe to your private raiding party. I bet its a real party going on after you guys are done. Praise your generals the way u know how to.

*Martin would roll his eyes and laugh before releasing the PTT*

 

--USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST--

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  • Titanium

“Fire sale at NATO base west of Polana in the woods! All are welcome. After the pesky military broke in while we were asleep, we promptly went to their place and slaughtered them like dogs. If you need yourself a quick gun or plate carrier or a bunch of free shit, go west of polana on a dirt road near the border and it should bring near it, We have left the doors open, please do not mind the dead bodies scattered about.”

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1 hour ago, MaybeleleLR said:

-User has been warned for this post-

*he would press the PTT*

“it’s a lot easier to shoot someone when they aren’t looking, it doesn’t take skill buddy, stop bigging yourself up pal”

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  • Emerald
22 minutes ago, JamesRP said:

*he would press the PTT*

“it’s a lot easier to shoot someone when they aren’t looking, it doesn’t take skill buddy, stop bigging yourself up pal”

-- USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST --

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