Anyone need a Dishwasher

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*a nasally voice uncomfortably fills the broadcasts static. It screams virgin.*

"H-H-Hello? Is this the uhh, the frequency that goes to everyone? I-I'm trying to get hired! McDonald's doesn't seem to run in the apocalypse regardless of how much money it had in the past. I need to find a group that respects my past dishwashing prowess. My names Calvin, please reach out to me if I can wash your dishes. It's all I've ever really wanted in life."