Mike Jones, AKA Garand Thumb, AKA The Flannel Daddy.
Fathered by military mastermind Travis Haley and birthed by an unknown presumably super soldier mother, he was trained at a young age to be a killing machine. However he joined the Air Force and was quickly softened up and lost his killer instinct, opting to instead snack on Cheetos and pilot drones. Once his enlistment ended his father disciplined him harshly, forcing him to start a YouTube gun channel where millions of men will simp for him and his amazing flannels. After years of endless love from other men and being dubbed "The Flannel Daddy" he had all but lost hope until he met "The AK Daddy". The two met to film a YouTube video and talk about the hordes of men simping for them. That was when the virus came, now with only each other to simp for they simply try to live.