Can't a man get a fuckin' drink around 'ere!? Out me fuckin way! Giz a pint of guiness would ya mate. *a pint of guiness slides over towards him as he takes a long sip* Right then. I'll start from the beginning.
We come from the wrong side of the river, Learnt all the wrong ways as the right ways and then abused them to make them OUR ways! Got into countless fights as schoolboys, hated rules from the start. Never followed 'um. Make me own fucking rules. Life's about respect. Not rules. Show some fucking respect and you'll get somewhere, else you'll find yourself wishing you'd picked your words differently.
Frankie over 'ere is a fuckin' nutter. He has no 'olds barred and won't hesitate to slap a geezer for even looking at the mad cunt funny.
All you gotta do is keep it civil, respectful and no boot licking, and you'll find we can be very useful.
*he kicks the bar stool over as he stands up* I'm fucking bored now, I ain't telling you 'owt else, now piss off.