//Literuarly me ( surprise init? )
Yo my name is levi ( what a bloody revelation ey? ) I'm from the netherlands and thats about the only exiting thing about me, i was conceived in the lords year of 1996 where I spend most of my childhood listening to the jubberish of a parental divorce and I had that to deal with for about most of my childhood, In primairy i was relatively on my own didnt have much friends and, well to be hones was quite the lazy little shit, as i grew older having to deal with the lovely variable thats know as my family i basicly onde day decided to one up and join cadets, wich i spend about most of my teenage years doing, to which i later ( surprisingly enough ) joined the bloody army, fucking great init? meet interesting new cultures and watch them kill eachother while youre restricted by your ROE fucking amazing job, can you feel the sarcasm in there? anyway on to how on earth i got here, my sorry ass got assigned to the european battle group, surprised? europe has its own army, and im not gonna lie, its quite shit, but it does the job, anyway, i was honoured with the admirable task to be deployed to the buetifull country of lithuania, to protect european sovergn soil against the russians, woho can you see how glad i am that im allowed to carry out this task? anyway, i shit you not lithuania looks exactly like chernarus does ( //and i shit you not it actually does ) anyway geting off topic here, right, half way into my lovly task of defending lithuania we get this new order, reasigned to nato, becouse appearantly they can just do that, we got some vague explination as of to the fact that theres some civil unrest and our sorry ass needs to protect the nato bases on site, and ofcourse we havnt even been half a month in lithuania yet and we had to pack our shit already, by boat, becouse wel you know, tanks cant exactly fly, however we did, so we had the lovely chance of arriving without any vehicles, just a rifle some ammo and a holy fuck those are zombies, welcome to cherno, population, you. you probibly know the rest, i dont becouse i didnt stick around long enough to find out what the hell happened down in whateverya might call it, cherno? yeah thats the one, fuck that i got my ass out of there, yeah im a deserter, but its better then being dead.
What i do these days? not much, and honestly none of your bloody bussiness honestly, who are you anyway, questioning me like that?