See, I was born down there in the Bayou. Growin up, my family didn't have much. Mom worked double shifts at the local cafe, while my pops was a drunk who was always out fishin or huntin, so you can say my childhood was a bit depressing. I mean I had fun, got arrested a few times over the years doing some dumb stuff with the Avery boys, but thats all in the past. I've done everything from alligator huntin, to snake catchin. I've got quite a bit of experience out in the Bayou. Welp one day I was trying to sell some fresh snake meat down at the town market and I ran across some dude telling me about how I could make a few thousand if I was down to travel overseas and teach some locals about alligator and snake huntin, and you know me man I took that deal and ran with it, you tellin me I could make money teachin people how to shoot an alligator? Ha thats the easiest money in the world right there. So I made a deal with that fine gentleman, he would pay me $15,000 United States currency for one month of training, flights and housing included. So here I am, currently on the plane to some country that I can't pronounce the name of, but who cares, im rich baby! When I get back im takin my wife out to dinner and im buyin me a brand new boat. Life is sweet, ill tell ya.