Me n my brotha Bubba were invited by our boss on the farm to go on a huntin trip, next thing I knew I was on a plane to some place I never heard of before. We were huntin for a month or so & this crack head came from over yonder n my boss went to talk to em. My dumb ass brother kept running his mouth & before we knew what was goin on the thing snatched our boss by the jibblets & headed for our jibblets.
We got the fuck outta there & been on the run ever since.
This place isn't so bad n all, just a real bad drug problem. Lord bless these poor folk, hope they get off the stuff soon.
Good snacks & bitchin' huntin round these parts, might hang around