"Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss"
Listen, I am gonna keep this short and simple. You don't know me and personally, you don't need to. I am the PROUD mother of my beautiful daughters, Heather and Brittany, they are my pride and joy and I will do whatever it takes so they can succeed in life. Oh, I guess I have... Like a son too, Axel. His father named him after a car part, how original. ANYWAY, I was on a reality TV show... Some housewives shit, super funky super fresh. The show would NOT have been what it was without me, especially when I was pregnant with my wonderful daughters who are clearly better than anyone else. But, you know... Everyone was jealous of my thriving life so when I finally had my precious babies the show got rid of me because they couldn't handle not one, but THREE bad bitches in their presence.
I raised my daughters to be the absolute best they could be, and I would do anything in my power to make sure they get what they deserve, everything. I put them in pageants in their younger years, and trust me when I say... It was iconic. They were tearing up the runway with their sickening personalities and beautiful faces to dominate the competition. Sorry, my daughters are just better than anyone to ever exist (except me, the creator of beauty)
Eventually my daughters thought they knew better than me, they eventually left the life I built for them and wanted to be cheerleaders... Imagine, couldn't be me. Anyway, they wanted what they wanted, mommy makes it happen... So I seduced the coach with my absolutely pristine and surgically perfected body and next thing they knew, they were top of that food chain and were cheer captains. Mommy will always make sure my babies get what they want. Period. People tell me I talk about my daughters too much, but listen... I made perfection and trust me when I say, you would too if you had the womb that I have.
I wanted my daughters to be the real Girlbosses that they are and took them to Norway for an endeavor to teach them entrepreneurial skills to eventually be your boss... Bow bitch. Anyway, things are going alright I guess... Everyone turned into like druggie freaks that we saw constantly back home. Imagine not being able to live without drugs, now they just wanna try and bite everyone and it's... Not serving. Listen, my daughters are going to dominate the competition here and I will be right behind them to make sure they do whatever they have to do to be stars. PERIOD.