Bert was born in Baltimore, growing up he always did very good in school and really enjoyed the outdoors. While Bert was growing up he decided he was going to scam people and sell them fake drugs to fit in, Bert would usually go to colleges to sell fake xanax. There was times where Bert would sell fake weed but he stopped that after he got his ass beat a couple of times, after the couple of ass beatings Bert decided to just sell xanax at colleges because it sold better. After Bert had been scamming for a while he started to have a target on his back so with some of his money that he had made from scamming he went and bought a go kart to get away quicker.
After Bert bought his go kart he was basically untouchable, if anyone tried to chase him he would go in and out of alleyways. Once Bert figured out nobody could touch him on the go kart he did more and more business and the target on his back continued to grow. After Bert knew that he had almost everyone in the city looking for him he decided to book a trip to South Zagoria to enjoy the landscape while he let things die down back home.