A flip-phone... A god-damned flip phone is what got me into this shit. I was really excited after winning those ticket. Caller #100 and I just had to go see the world didn't I? Oh and my dad is gonna be pissed too. "Why the hell would you take a cruise to god damned eastern Europe? Isn't it cold there? You know that damned Titanic movie was about a cruise somewhere cold and then everyone DIED!!!". Well I guess he wasn't wrong. Now I'm stuck on a little raft. Food is running out and I'm not even sure where the hell I am at this point. Well, I guess I'll just make these Cheeto's last as long as I can.