Hello my name is Dr. Rajeet Chakravarthy. All my life I wanted to be famous Bollywood actor but my father the world renowned neurosurgeon Dr. Dinesh Chakravarthy, PhD. demanded I go to medical school or he would arrange a marriage with the ugly neighbor girl Sharmila. She is mean and smells like spoiled curry so I became a doctor, but our parents arranged a marriage anyways. I was attending a stupid pathology conference in Chernogorsk when this infection started. I am not working on a cure because as I said I do not want to be doctor I want to be in Bollywood movies to show Sharmila she is wrong. However, I will help to treat your injuries to the best of my ability as long as you promise to help me go back home so I can become famous Bollywood movie star.