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Jeremiah Woods
Ryan Shepherd
Character information
  1. Alias
    The Big Lad
  2. Morale
    Happy out.
  3. Date of birth
    1945-03-28 (74 years old)
  4. Place of birth
    Wiggins, Mississippi
  5. Nationality
    Irish American
  6. Relationship
    Looking for love.
  7. Family
  8. Religion


  1. Height
    182 cm
  2. Weight
    80 kg
  3. Build
    Big boned, muscular but horribly wrinkly
  4. Hair
    I wish.
  5. Eyes
    Just about useful.
  6. Alignment
    Lawful Good
  7. Equipment
    Flat cap, a lucky shirt and a big oul pair of knuckles.
  8. Occupation
  9. Role
    The Big Lad


The name's Jeremiah Woods, born in Wiggins Mississippi, I lived in Ireland with my grandparents who moved over for work during my childhood because I was an unwanted pregnancy.  When I turned 18 I moved back to Mississippi to find my parents to show them what a strong man I became. They didn't care. I was depressed, they disowned me for the second time. Thats when I decided the join the US army. I had the arms of an elephant so I got the nickname, 'The Big Lad' pretty quickly. I served in Vietnam, the things I saw, the things I did, I never speak of. A part of me died that day. When I returned home, I sat in my empty house, no friends, no family, no bitches. The years went by, I did the same thing everyday. Next thing I knew I was 69, my life went that quick, I regretted everything I didn't do in life, it was time to live. I wrote up a bucket list, great intentions then I sat back down on my ass for another year. Thats when I saw an advert in the newspaper, Open Arms Retirement, a photo of a young lady with rather admirable attributes holding an old man in her arms. It was a retirement club, the advert said, re-live your childhood, share stories with your fellow veterans, travel the world. I said, darn it Im god damn going to do it. The next day I put on my musty 'good' shirt, my flat cap and glasses. Made my way to the location of the club and there I met this beautiful lady, my eyes sprung open and I said to her, 'Is this the Open Arms Retirement club or heaven?' She looked rather confused and she said 'No sir, your in Walmart womens department.'


The next day I booked a travel guide, told him the first sight I wanted to see was the 'Open Arms Retirement club'. He was rather confused and took out his phone and had a google, 'Yes sir.' On the way he pointed out sights and started speaking garbage nobody would question if it were fact or fiction, I turned off my hearing aid and kept smiling. Once I got there he said, 'Now sir, here we-', I jumped out of the car and shouted back 'See you later, Scumbag.' The man ran after me and demanded his money and that he's not some damn taxi. I told him to shove it and started shouting 'Help help, he's threatening an old man.' He ran away, hopefully back to his own country, scumbag.

I entered the doors and was met with a smell no man should smell and rather hard to look at faces. They welcomed me in but their lips were moving but I couldn't hear anything. I just kept nodding, maybe the hearing caught up on me. Next thing someone points to a luggage bag and points at me, I nodded again, not knowing what the fuck this old granny wanted. Next thing someone gives me the thumbs up and i nod again. I was coaxed towards a car, in I went, when we arrived I was given a wheelchair, about fucking time. I dozed off in the wheelchair, when I woke up I remembered that I had turned off my fucking hearing aid. 

I turned to the person beside me, I felt weird, I looked out the window behind them and I see something white flowing backwards, Im on a fucking plane. I looked back into the persons eyes, 'Where in the name of god almighty are we?' 

'Field trip.'

'To where god darn it?"'

'Chernarus, have you alzheimer's?'






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My dad?

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